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She sees the world through succulent eyes.

About Me

I'm a scatterbrained fart-face. I'm almost useless. There is no telling what I'll do next. I miss Lucky Strike Filters. Playing pool is my favorite sport even though I'm not any good. Im good at math, but only if you give me candy or blood. Im missing both eyebrows because I'm crazy and pulled each hair out one by one. I must have art supplies within reaching distance. Oh, and I'm on a life-long treasure hunt. I love to cuddle.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Maybe someone just like me, but way better.

Music:

Saved my life. Nirvana, Pixies, The Breeders, The Germs, Bad Brains, The Stooges, Tegan & Sara, Sonic Youth, X Ray Spex, The Sounds, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Modest Mouse, Talking Heads, Oingo Boingo, Pat Benatar, Ladytron, DJ Luna Lovegood, Watercolor Paintings, The Books, Animal Collective, Joanna Newsom, Joni Mitchell, and some bluegrass...ever heard the theme song from Bonnie & Clyde? Fuck yea. I bump it.

Movies:

I like to watch my favorite movies over and over again and be stubborn when you want to watch a new one, even though its probably really good. The Big Lebowski, Kill Bill, But Im A Cheerleader, Clerks, Saved. And of course, motherfucking ROADHOUSE.

Television:

Is full of useless advertisements that fill your brain with useless fuzz.

Books:

Harry Potter (forever) The Wind in the Willows, The Lord of the Rings, Jitterbug Perfume, Winnie the Pooh, The New Kid on the Block

Heroes:

John Stossel, Queen Hapshetsut, Professor McGonagall, Niel, Whoever made my ferret calender. Anyone who has overcome addiction (to anything). And a psychotic hobo I found at Michael's.

My Blog

Daydreams

OK, one last thing before I devote myself to this daunting research paper...I just passed out in the middle of the day and had some really intense daydreams. I was in a MUNI tunnel running from MUNI. ...
Posted by !!!! on Fri, 02 May 2008 08:25:00 PST

Pork & Beans

Nothing will ever top Bush’s Vegetarian pork and beans, EVER. I am disgusted and disgruntled by immitations or competition to immitate or make a better bean product than the affore mentioned. I ...
Posted by !!!! on Mon, 07 Apr 2008 06:54:00 PST

On Leaving The Nest.

Well, I finally did it. Big step. Still, I feel like I live in a bubble. Because here I am, in San Francisco. But I feel like I could be anywhere in the world because I live on a college campus. It fe...
Posted by !!!! on Wed, 06 Feb 2008 06:30:00 PST

i want paint

EVERYWHERE. I dont want anyone telling me where I cant put it.
Posted by !!!! on Tue, 11 Dec 2007 02:49:00 PST

It’s not supposed to be easy.

But it's not supposed to be so hard, either. I wish I could be simple.
Posted by !!!! on Sun, 04 Nov 2007 06:15:00 PST

Respect

Nobody has any. Not for other people. Not for other's possessions. And definatly not for themselves.
Posted by !!!! on Sat, 11 Aug 2007 11:43:00 PST

poem

i got the beat inside mein the form of a blogthe heat is outside mehotter than fogon a muggy daythe days are all muggyand im not feelin okim not feelin okand then maybe i ambut i never knowbut what i ...
Posted by !!!! on Thu, 26 Jul 2007 02:28:00 PST

roadkill

THUMPTHUMP...Im a murderer...
Posted by !!!! on Sat, 09 Jun 2007 11:51:00 PST

What you gonna do?

So what you gonna do when what you want is somewhere elsewhen you dont know where to gowhen the light flickers from nowhereand your eyes separate mixed solid colorsand what you gonna dowhen its too co...
Posted by !!!! on Fri, 13 Apr 2007 01:27:00 PST

Synestesia

Ok, so here is how cool Santa Barbara is. I go ALONE to Synestesia, and not only do I know 2/3 of the hundred people that are there, I am offered:About 20 cigarettesMaybe 5 hits off the old pipeA fuck...
Posted by !!!! on Mon, 02 Apr 2007 12:02:00 PST