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Vanilla Assault

You can't say 'cruising for hoes' on Masterpiece Theater, dude...

About Me

A proud orange-holder since 1993

My Interests

METAL and music of all kinds, going to shows, beer, anything vanilla, gymnastics, shopping, pajama pants, good friends, good times.

I'd like to meet:

Folks who are as superly, bodaciously, totally, righteously, bad ass radical as me...and I would give almost anything to meet this guy because he is the most awesomely god damn amazing thing since sliced bread...

BEIRUT - A Sunday Smile (live)

BEIRUT - New song played @ Wiltern, LA - 5-31-08

BEIRUT - Cherbourg

I have no idea what this is...but its HOT.

Music:

Dying Fetus, Nasum, The Red Chord, Burst, Vader, As I Lay Dying, Black Dahlia Murder, Burnt By The Sun, Slayer, Dragonforce, Impaled, Exhumed, Ulver, Megadeth, Decapitated, Immolation, Pantera, Aeon, Unearth, Lamb of God, Dillinger Escape Plan, Whitechapel, Ram, Down, Circle of Dead Children, Disgorge (USA), Disgorge (Mex), Cattle Decapitation, From A Second Story Window, Nightrage, Impious, Watain, God Dethroned, Kult, Zyklon, Mercenary, Every Time I Die, Misery Index, Disfear, For the Fallen Dreams, Tragedy, Corrosion of Conformity, Hate Eternal, Deicide, Job for a Cowboy, Cannibal Corpse, Epicurean, Tony Danza Tapdance Extravaganza, Underoath, Into the Moat, Wolf, Deeds of Flesh

BEIRUT, Aereogramme, Acceptance, The New Frontiers, Anberlin, Circa Survive, Further Seems Forever, The Rocket Summer, My Chemical Romance, Taking Back Sunday, Sinatra, Fall Out Boy, The Killers, Cartel, The Academy Is, Alive in Wild Paint, Search/Rescue, M.I.A., Panic! At The Disco, Umbrellas, He Is Legend, Funeral for a Friend, Portishead, The Snake The Cross The Crown, Mew, Face to Face, Dr. Dre, Warren G, Creedence Clearwater, Journey, Paramore, Coheed and Cambria, Ice Cube, Jeff Buckley, Billie Holiday, Mae, Sade, San Ilya, Telepopmusik, Junior Senior, Head Automatica, Ultra Lounge

Movies:

OFFICE SPACE, WAITING..., Napoleon Dynamite, 10 Things I Hate About You, Can't Hardly Wait, Bad Boys II, The Notebook, High Fidelity, Casino, Gladiator, 40 Year Old Virgin

Television:


Books:

Lords of Chaos, Choosing Death, A.P. Magazine, Vogue, Decibel, Outburn

Heroes:


My Blog

The Mistress Mayhem Chronicles 6-27: Izz Like Buttah!

THE MISTRESS MAYHEM CHRONICLES 6-27: Almost as good as old, stale liquor!   ************************************************************ ******* Things to Ponder... Mom calls: Me: hey mom! Mom: H...
Posted by Vanilla Assault on Fri, 27 Jun 2008 12:43:00 PST

The Mistress Mayhem Chronicles 5-30: Weird Faces & Nippers Juice!

Saying you like Vegas is just stupid. Everyone loves Vegas. Everyone knows that you love Vegas without asking you, so why even say you like it? I won't say that I love Vegas either..although it might...
Posted by Vanilla Assault on Thu, 29 May 2008 07:39:00 PST

The Mistress Mayhem Chronicles 5-9: Pants!

THE MISTRESS MAYHEM CHRONICLES 5-9: "Of all things . ..why do I have "Pretty Fly for a Rabbi" stuck in my head?" -Dave/KSJS   ************************************************************ ******* ...
Posted by Vanilla Assault on Fri, 09 May 2008 03:13:00 PST

The Mistress Mayhem Chronicles 4-11: Bubble It Up!

THE MISTRESS MAYHEM CHRONICLES 4-11: Happy 28.5 to me! ************************************************************ ******* Things to Ponder... 1) Yeah, today I am 28 and 1/2 and yes, I always make no...
Posted by Vanilla Assault on Sat, 12 Apr 2008 04:30:00 PST

The Mistress Mayhem Chronicles 3-28: It’s Beer:35, We’re 5 Minutes Late

THE MISTRESS MAYHEM CHRONICLES 3-28: The Dude and the Wingman...   ************************************************************ ******* Things to Ponder... Y’all got your tickets for the At...
Posted by Vanilla Assault on Fri, 28 Mar 2008 11:57:00 PST

The Mistress Mayhem Chronicles 3-7: Read the Chronicles...

THE MISTRESS MAYHEM CHRONICLES 3-7: It's beer:35...we are 5 minutes late.   ************************************************************ ******* Things to Ponder... I love drinking stories that i...
Posted by Vanilla Assault on Fri, 07 Mar 2008 12:36:00 PST

The Mistress Mayhem Chronicles 2-29: Day. Over. Now.

THE MISTRESS MAYHEM CHRONICLES 2-29: Yeah, whatever.... ************************************************************ ******* Things to Ponder... Did you know that in Las Cruces, New Mexico it is illeg...
Posted by Vanilla Assault on Sat, 01 Mar 2008 04:00:00 PST

The Mistress Mayhem Chronicles 2-22: 16th Row Floor Seats...

THE MISTRESS MAYHEM CHRONICLES 2-22: 13 years ago today....   Things to Ponder... I looked at my calendar this morning and saw that it was February 22nd. I knew this day had some special meaning...
Posted by Vanilla Assault on Fri, 22 Feb 2008 11:57:00 PST

The Mistress Mayhem Chronicles 2-15: Left My Heart in Seattle

THE MISTRESS MAYHEM CHRONICLES 2-15: Stupid red hearts and stupid candies....   ************************************************************ ******* Things to Ponder... I don't think I have actua...
Posted by Vanilla Assault on Mon, 18 Feb 2008 11:49:00 PST

The Mistress Mayhem Chronicles 1-18: The BAMF Edition

THE MISTRESS MAYHEM CHRONICLES 1-18: Don't worry man, I won't tell nobody either! *Completely random thought of the week* Office Space turns 10 years old this year, and is still to this day the most ...
Posted by Vanilla Assault on Fri, 18 Jan 2008 12:07:00 PST