the rules(all numbering done while drinking) |
The rules(The rule are for everyone to read and follow. If u disagree with a rule or are offended by one there is a way you can get past this. Exit out of my f-ing page and go get some Ben and Jerry's...
Posted by MMM...cheese on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
the most honest profile ive ever read(or should have) |
Who I'd like to meet: I'd like to meet a height weight proportionate, intelligent, intellectual man that lives within an hour's drive from me. A college educated, financially secure, rel...
Posted by MMM...cheese on Wed, 04 Jun 2008 01:22:00 PST |
im bored......so its story time |
My house was left to me by my second stepfather (Clyde), and he got it at a good price because the previous owner blew his brains out behind the garage. So when Clyde was alive he would report inc...
Posted by MMM...cheese on Tue, 23 Jan 2007 06:43:00 PST |
it was fun |
so i went up to sherman to mc a show last night. it was pretty cool. there wasnt any chickens running around or hay on the floor like i was expecting. my boy steve hirts did great. he had those hicks ...
Posted by MMM...cheese on Fri, 12 Jan 2007 11:16:00 PST |
Dear Alcohol |
Dear Alcohol, First & foremost, let me tell you that I'm a huge fan of yours. My friend, you always seem to be there when needed. The perfect post-work cocktail, a beer at the game, and you're eve...
Posted by MMM...cheese on Fri, 19 Aug 2005 08:23:00 PST |
jOLLY RANCHERS?? |
I have a problem with this candy, mainly the apple. I taste soooo good but it makes my mouth dry and water at the sametime.Just something i've noticed while making me apple martinis at home ...
Posted by MMM...cheese on Sat, 13 Aug 2005 08:48:00 PST |
names of tom's farts |
The Fart Name List
The Alarm Fart - This is a good fart for the beginner. It is easy to identify. It starts with a loud unnaturally high note, wavers like a siren, and ends with a quick downwar...
Posted by MMM...cheese on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
A story just because I'm bored |
ONE DAY, I SHOWED UP TO CHURCH WEARING BLACK WHEN A GANG OF HOLY MIDGETS POPPED OUT FROM THE GROUND, CHASED ME, AND CORNERED ME BEHIND THE CHURCH - THEY WERE ALL EQUIPPED WITH PUMP-ACTION BB RIFLES SP...
Posted by MMM...cheese on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
CHICKEN SOUP FOR THE BEER DRINKER (reposted from Kristen) |
I saw this and stoled it from Kristen and posted to my friends but loved it.
CHICKEN SOUP FOR THE BEER DRINKER
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"Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink ...
Posted by MMM...cheese on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Care bears? |
Redneck Bear
Which Dysfunctional Care Bear Are You? brought to you by Quizilla...
Posted by MMM...cheese on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
