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ChriztHammer

You Must Be Walking Backwards....Cuz All I See Is An Asshole

About Me

My name is Zach,I play drums.I'M MARRIED.I'm metal as fuck. /a

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My Interests

Anything pretty much that has to do with music.GUITAR HERO!!!,I love smoking buds,it's the greatest pass-time,movies,going to concerts,playing concerts,drinking with friends and my girlrfriend,TOURING,rolling from time to time,spending an entire day in bed with my incredible girlfriend;Or spending any time with her at all,SHROOMS,serial killers,murderers,goth/industrial culture,city club,jack shacks and porn stores,laughing and making people laugh...

I'd like to meet:

Anyone cool........ALSO, I AM A DRUMMER FOR HIRE,AVAILABLE FOR RECORDING,SHOWS,TOURS(NOVEMBER THRU APRIL ONLY) ETC...MESSAGE FOR MORE DETAILS.

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Music:

Just about ANYTHING Heavy.I love Death Metal,Grindcore,Hardcore and all other forms of aggressive music,more to me than just Metal though...I really enjoy Jazz,Electronic,Synth Pop...Pretty much anything,you name it.

Movies:

Anything with alot of Gore.Horror movies(especially the super cheesy ones),Anime,most Japanese movies,Porn,Drug movies,Comedies,basically just about everything

Television:

METALOCALYPSE,Home Movies,Squidbillies,Venture Brothers,Chapelle's Show,Robot Chicken,Aqua Teen Hunger Force,Family Guy,Basically the whole Adult Swim catalog,MXC,Banzai TV

Books:

Satanic Bible,anything from H.P. Lovecraft,various biographies/autobiographies

Heroes:

BRUCE LEE,John Longstreth,Derek Roddy,George Kollias,Flo Mounier,Jon Engman,Chad Walls,Edwin(Internal Suffering),Dave Witte,Kevin Talley,Nick Barker,Gene Hoglan,Neil Peart,Dennis Chambers,Chad Sexton,Tony Royster Jr,Terry Bozzio,HellHammer,Richard Christy,Trym,Frost,Kai Hahto,Steve Flynn,Josh Greenbaum,Gene Krupa,Buddy Rich,Brian Harvey,Danny Herrera,Nefastus,Rich Hoak,Tommy Mckinnon,Alex "GRIND" Pelletier,Alexandre Erian,Mike Portnoy,Mitch Mitchell,Matte Modin,Beef(BTBAM/Glass Casket),Mark Castillo,Phil "Fish" Fisher,Nicko McBrain,Clive Burr,Jimmie Hatcher,Matt Raccovalis,Justin Rouselle,Mick Harris,Tommy Lee,Andy Shroedder,Raymond Herrera,Igor Cavalera,Vinnie Paul,Horgh,Emil(The Legion/Marduk),Marco Minneman,Tomas Lang,Will Calhoun,Virgil Donati,Chris Pennie,Josh Freese,Vinnie AND Carmen Appice,Mike Bordin,Derek Grant,Eric Carr,Erik Singer,Tim Waterson, .. width="425" height="350" ../a
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My Blog

Thank You

Whoever wrote this on the Musicians Friend website,Thank you very much:     Aug 15, 2006 - You wanna know why I can gurantee these are amazing? I have talked to Zach Gibson (Former Drummer o...
Posted by Z on Fri, 12 Jan 2007 04:57:00 PST

Sorry UK

I'm sure by now,all of you must've heard what's happened...I'm really really fucking sorry to all of you in the UK that bought tickets to the upcoming shows,but had I continued on I would be in a bigg...
Posted by Z on Sun, 29 Oct 2006 10:37:00 PST

HOME

I just want all my friends back at home to know..... I FUCKING MISS YOU ALL!!!!!!! ...
Posted by Z on Mon, 23 Oct 2006 02:46:00 PST

Update

Well,i'm at an internet cafe in Brighton UK right now....To everyone that has written to me,i'm sorry that it took so long to get back to you,the first 2 weeks of tour was very difficult for internet ...
Posted by Z on Wed, 18 Oct 2006 10:57:00 PST

Poems

The Poet-by Aleister Crowley BURY me in an nameless grave!I came from God the world to save.I brought them wisdom from above:Worship, and liberty, and love.They slew me for I did disparageTherefore Re...
Posted by Z on Fri, 01 Sep 2006 02:04:00 PST

Shit....

I'm gonna be pretty busy here comin' up....I got a new band,HAPPY HOBO SMASHER,and it's the most noisy brutal Grind you're ever gonna here....I'm also in talks with David Lock(ex-BDM) about starting a...
Posted by Z on Thu, 17 Aug 2006 08:23:00 PST

IN BATTLE ARRAY CALLS IT QUITS

In Battle Array is done....It's a bummer,but all good things must come to an end sometime....I wanna thank everyone in IBA for showing me a good time for the past few months and giving me the cha...
Posted by Z on Fri, 11 Aug 2006 02:15:00 PST

ABIGAIL WILLIAMS UK TOUR DATES

Oct 3 2006 8:00P at Zodiac w/ SUICIDE SILENCE, ETERNAL LORD oxford Oct 5 2006 8:00P Met lounge w/ SUICIDE SILENCE, ETERNAL LORD Peterborough Oct 6 2006 8:00P Furnace w/ SUICIDE SILENC...
Posted by Z on Thu, 03 Aug 2006 12:07:00 PST

EMPEROR!!!!

7 more days and I get to open for Emperor!!!! I can't wait.....I'm so fuckin' stoked,Emperor is one of my favorite Black Metal bands and I never got the chance to see them when they were together the ...
Posted by Z on Mon, 10 Jul 2006 03:37:00 PST

WHAT THE FUCK

I don't know who started the rumor that i'm quitting In Battle Array,but it is NOT true....I'm getting really fuckin' sick of all these stupid fucking kids talking shit that has no truth behind it...S...
Posted by Z on Fri, 23 Jun 2006 01:31:00 PST