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WithoutJuan

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MyGen Profile Generator MyGen Profile Generator MyGen Profile Generator MyGen Profile Generator MyGen Profile Generator My name is Jon, I'm just short of 6 ft, I weigh 11st on a good day and 10st on a bad day (I guess I have pretty good bowel capacity!). I have brown shoulder length hair, two eyes(!), one blue and a 1/4 brown, 3/4 blue. I have minimal body fat, (under 10%) but have a decent amount of meat on me where it counts. Shoe size 10 1/2... ok, you dont need to know that!---------- I am told that 99% of the time I am one of the most mellow guys you could hope to meet but beware my temper when it rears its ugly head, especially when I'm driving!!! My passion in life is the band I play guitar for, WITHOUT GRACE. It is my "friend, my lover and my mother" (the Fast Show, suits you!), and my baby. A good buddy of mine once said that we sound like, and I quote, "the band Audioslave wanted to be, mixed with Silverchair, FooFighters and Nirvana whilst still having your own sound (if that makes sense.)" My early influences were arse kicking guitar stuff like Guns n' Roses, Extreme, Metallica, Soundgarden, Offspring, Greenday, Nirvana and FooFighters (pretty run of the mill, I know) but I cant deny my roots. One of the first records I can remember hearing as a nipper riding in the back of my parent's car was VanHalen's 1984 and Eddie's rhythm and lead work formed a lasting impression on me.---------- My other favourite thing in the world is Reading Festival. I LOVELOVELOVE it and if you don't believe me, 2005 was my tenth year running. Thats how much I love it!----------By trade I am a guitar teacher and I do my best to keep it fun and enjoyable for those I teach and will never try to impose styles or bands on my pupils if they dont want to learn them. Other means of employment during the day are grounds keeping which involves, mowing, strimming, fencing (erecting ((teehee!)) fences, not the sword fighting type), riding around on tractors, logging (Im basicaly a lumberjack!) and burning stuff. I'm good with my hands (ladies, take note :) ), I love working outdoors because of the fresh air and excersise and would probably hang myself with my necktie if I ever had to resort to working in a shitty air conditioned office sitting in a chair getting a bad back and square eyes from looking at a computer screen all day. Wednesday evenings I perform a little acoustic cabaret with Markus, singer from WithoutGrace at Pizza Express (how classy, right?!) in Camberley (soooo classy!) so if you ever fancy a quattro formaggio, drop of pinot and some mellow accoustic jazz vibes whilst you dine, you know where to come!---------- So thats me! Now and again you might see me out in guildford sipping on a Guinness in one of the many open mic nights, slamming tequilla with my band and associates at sordid and depraved establishments such as Kings Head, Farenheit, Chancellors and Five n Lime (chav-esq I know but lovely barmaids!) or sometimes thoroughly off my face at the Agincourt in Camberley (appologies if you've had the unfortunate experience of me dribbling on you!), but try not to go to the Ag too often due to the DJ's inability of ever changing the play list! Grrrrr........

My Interests

LOVES-Mum- Dad- big Brother Matt- little Sister Sasha- little Brother Jake- fellow WithoutGrace members Matt, Markus and Jonty- writing, recording, rehursing and performing with WG- Reading festival- Fender guitars with bridge humbuckers- overdriven and distorted guitar sounds- inhebriation and general debauchery with my friends- sexual activity of most kinds (excluding bum fun, eew!)- females (especially petite women with beautiful eyes and tidy asses), stupid humour- dancing when fucked (can't do so otherwise)- Ben and Jerry's ice cream- breaking stuff- adrenaline- watching bands kick some arse and rock out- sunshine- being hugged- back rubs- motoX- jumping off stuff- skateboarding- BMX dirt jumping- bed- sleep- full moons- sausages- american hot pizzas- chicken madras with keema nan and boild rice- Snowboarding- frenchtoast with bacon and maple syrup- Guinness- DC shoes ------------------------------------------------------------ -----------------------------------------------HATES-Being single for too long and the perils that come with it (lack of sex, companionship and love, to name but a few)- people driving below the speed limit when there is no need and general bad and inconsiderate drivers- dickhead men and women- my own parranoia and insecurity- not being able to dance when sober- bands that are lame and dont rock out enough (even if they sound great, ie Incubus!)- not getting enough sleep- people who talk too much and dont listen to others enough- impatience- pomposity- grumpy chechout girls- not recieving a reply to a txt msg, letter or phonecall-bad manners- the play list at the Agincourt (please play something that you dont play every week. Please? Pretty please??

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Biog
"Jonathan Charles Brooks Blackie was born in St Mary's hospital in Edinburgh (now demolished, the hospital, not the city) on Thursday 18th March 1982 at around 11:35 am to Angela and Alex Blackie. He spent the first two and a half years of his life living in and around Scotland with his mother, father and older brother of two years, Matthew William. It was there where he first learned to crawl, walk, form his first primative sentances and eventually how not to soil himself. Having become accustomed to a life of infinate grey skies and where the rain continually drips like a broken urinal, he was about to be thrown into a completely different world alltogether. His father who, working in the then infantile stages of the computer business, had been offered a job working for Apple Macintosh, and this meant moving home, not the first and by no means the last time in Jonathan's life to a completely different climate and way of living; they were destined for San Diego, California." to be cont.....!

Movies:

Back to the Future Trillogy, Goonies, Se7en, Fear and Loathing, Running Man, City of God, Battle Royale 1+2, Saw, 28 Days Later, American History X, Shawshank Redemtion, Pulp Fiction, Almost Famous, Killing Zoe, Resevoir Dogs, Dusk till Dawn, the Shining, Alien, Aliens, Blazing Saddles, Spinal Tap, Time Bandits, Scar Face, Chopper, Kill Bill, Blues Brothers, When We Were Kings, Taxi, Desperado, Beetlejuice, Labyrinthe, Casino, When We Were Kings, Leon, Carlito's Way, A Fish Called Wanda, Predator, Beavis and Butthead Do America, Wayne's World, Green Mile, Heat, Batman, Papillon, Super Girl, Scum, Blow, Full Metal Jacket, True Romance, Blade Runner, Almost Famous, Papillon, Southpark the Movie, Airplane, Bill and Ted Excelent Adventure + Bogus Journey,

Books:

The Long Hard Road Out of Hell-Marilyn Manson, The Screwtape Letters, The Village With Three Corners, The Hungry, Hungry Caterpillar, The Guv'nor-Lenny McLean

Heroes:

Michael J Fox, Leo Fender, Slash, Jimi Hendrix, Batman, Wonder Woman, Super Girl, Jimmy Page, Eddie Van Halen, Rik Mayall, Adrian Edmondson..