Defiance

I suppose I should fill this out... tell you a little bit about me... maybe try and hook you with something that will appeal to you?
Well, what are you looking for? Wit? Seriousness? A "don't give a shit" attitude? Old movie quotes and music from the 80s that you love to laugh at and enjoy? Maybe you want that dark and tortured vibe because it's just so interesting, is that it? I just need someone to love me!! /wrists. Are you one of those hella fun loving people? Do you want 50 pictures of a drunk me with drunk people doing drunk things? How about a slew of pictures taken with "MySpace angles" to hide my imperfections or make me seem way more interesting than I really am? OR, perhaps some off beat humour? Random stuff that has nothing to do with nothing, but it's amusing anyway? Perhaps something hard... thug life, yo yo, homie yo, word to your mutha? Rock music blacker than black coffee? Some of that indie scenester stuff? Too cool to try and be cool. Maybe it's that conscious tip... philosophical and educated with an ear for music that goes against the mainstream. But... what if it's mainstream in its attempt to go against that? Mainstream underground... go figure. Perhaps what really tickles your fancy is sarcasm! Like... totally. Perhaps you want one of those powerful men who seems to know what they're doing in life and knows where they're going. A man who can talk hours about the best ways to invest money and update you on the latest changes on the DOWJones and NASDAQ because he's smart like that. Because he's "in the know". Mayhaps (perhaps + maybe = mayhaps... I was getting tired of the other two) you don't even know what you're looking for or even why you're here.
Mayhaps you just can't be bothered by big gigantic blocks of text on the internet and skipped over that whole thing? Big-gigantic-block-of-text-ophobia?
Well, when you decide what you want, you let me know.
I'll see what I can do for ya.