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About Me



I can slap a tornado. I shot the Sheriff, but, I did NOT shoot the Deputy. I am whatever you say I am. I am number one, no matter if you like it, ready, take this, sit down and write it. I'm the Alpha, lady. I'm the Omega, baby. I am a traveler in both time and space. I fought the law, and I won. I am McLovin. I hurt myself today, to see if I still feel. I am Iron Man. I am the very model of a modern Major General. I am not a Saint, but, I believe in what is Right. I am Jack's smirking revenge.

...My name is Fertoli, how can I be of assistance?

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

The Big Guy Upstairs (No, not God. Literally, the big guy upstairs), Jessica Biel, Bob Saget, Brian Griffin, the Loch Ness Monster, John Coffey, Jessica Biel, Jesus, Scuba Steve, the Shmoo, Kate Beckinsale, Samuel L. Jackson, King Midas, George Carlin, Jessica Biel, Ari Gold, Brick Tamland, and... uh... John McLane. Yeah. John McLane.

My Blog

New Project

So, I've got a new passion project I'm going to start working on, and, due to this, I'm asking a question of any who read this. First, the project:I'm seriously contemplating writing a children's book...
Posted by on Wed, 07 Nov 2007 18:17:00 GMT

'Til the Wheels Fall Off

Okay... so, in comes 2007...As Dunny would say, "It's a New Chapter."As far as I'm concerned, it's a new start.  A new chance for me to put into effect things that I've wanted to.  A new cha...
Posted by on Tue, 02 Jan 2007 04:55:00 GMT