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Dr. Roberto

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About Me


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FUMOFFU!!!
Now... this is the part in wich I'm supposed to write that I'm a "very outgoing person", "down to earth" and so on, right?
Well, unfortunately I'm not.
I'm a lawyer, dealing with corporate businesses, M&A, bankrupts and similar funny things.
I'm tremendously curious, in continous need of knowledge. If something becomes a subject to my curiosity, well... give me a few days and I'll be able to understand the matter at a "Master of the Universe" level.
I'm a firm believer, I really do think that God's by my side, but trust me... I'm not going to kill you if you aren't confident with religion... :-)
I'm also a lot ironic, people say I have a great sense of humor and that I'm a "state-of-the art" prankster.I like to make my friends cry because of laughing.
BUT
If you need someone to listen to you, come to me: my ears will always be ready for you.
So much for the fun part.
Anyway, if you're going to contact me, please be adviced that:
1) If you're a democrat, leftist or similar and if you feel the urge to "educate me" or "show me the truth" you'll waste your time and earn a bullet between your eyes.
2) If you're a person screaming against capitalists, Bush, Berlusconi, America but you dress like a star, act like a star, spend 200+$ for an iPod or drive a Porsche, you'll only get your car kicked into your ass - don't try me, I've already done such a thing.
3) If you like those idiots singing against war but never getting their hands dirty with charity... go away: september HAS ended, you woke up and you dreams of political hatred didn't come true. Learn some respect, maybe next time it'll go better.
4) If your ideas are the opposite of mine, but you respect me, then you'll be respected too, and - most important - you'll be my friend.
And remember - Madonna was right: Italians really do it better
I adopted a cute lil' death fetus from Fetusmart! Hooray fetus!
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Evil Professor
You Feast On: M&Ms
You Lurk Around In: Nude Beaches
You Especially Like to Torment: Republicans What's Your Monster Name?

My Interests

knowledge is my only interest

I'd like to meet:

Really, I have no problems in meeting anyone. Just be yourself, be curious, don't be boring and love fun. This way you and I will get along... ;-) Well... it seems that, since it's two or three months that I ended a five-years relationship, a few people want to date me. While I admit that I really appreciate your attentions, please be sure that we are actually able to meet each other. This means that every person who is out of a range of 250-300km from my city sould give up. However, thanks a lot for you attentions... ;-)

Music:



Depeche Mode, Medusa's Spite, Orbital, 80's, Coldplay, Police, Melotron, Kraftwerk, Pink Floyd, Planet Funk, The The, Cabaret Voltaire, Banco de Gaia, Goldfrapp, Moloko, Jentina, Simple Minds, Faithless, One Giant Leap, Level 42, Duran Duran, Royksopp, Fiction Factory, New Order, Electronic, Shamen, Prodigy, Bjork, Olive, Future Sound Of London, Mister Mister, Mansun, Franz Ferdinand, Diana Ross, T.T. D'Arby, Porno for Pyros, P.U.S.A., Cameo, Battiato, Bluvertigo, Scissor Sisters, Placebo, Deep forest, David Bowie

Movies:

Star Trek, Animal House, Gundam, The GodFather, Alternative 3

Books:

Cussler, Asimov, Sun Tzu, James Clavell, Joseph Ratzinger, Marcello Pera, Indro Montanelli, Tullio Avoledo, B. E. Ellis, Susaku Endo, Francesco Galgano, Tom Clancy, Giorgio Faletti, Anais Nin, Dominique Lapierre, Roberto Ferlin, J.R.R. Tolkien, Luca Goldoni, M. J. Friedman, Stefania Malavasi, D. Carey, Giuseppe Gullino,

Heroes:

Gundam, Maestro Nakagata

My Blog

"My new pet needs a name" contest

So... As you may well see, a new pet has arrived in Dr. Roberto's house. It's name is... is... err... I don't know. and this is where YOU come. That's right, I need your help in giving this Bonta-kun ...
Posted by Dr. Roberto on Tue, 28 Feb 2006 01:17:00 PST

New Blog

  Well, here we go, another blog. Don't think I'm gonna reveal some new secret about the True Meaning Of Life, it's just friday, and - yeah, you got it! - I'm quite bored. Usually I enjoy my job...
Posted by Dr. Roberto on Fri, 07 Oct 2005 01:27:00 PST

To Kill an American

To Kill an AmericanYou probably missed it in the rush of news last week, but there was actually a report that someone in Pakistan had published in a newspaper an offer of a reward to anyone who killed...
Posted by Dr. Roberto on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST