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About Me

I once ate a spicy chicken sandwich that was so hot, it made my nose bleed. That's my only came to fame at this point. So, other than that, what is there to say about me? That's a good question. Pondering that question has made me think that I am the wrong person to answer it. In order to get an accurate discription, I decided to get in touch with some people that were in my life at one point or another. My mother, a very close friend, an ex girlfriend (although we will omit that discription), that overweight balding woman that works at the convenience store I always go to, that old man at church that used to give me all those stupid pennies when I was a kid (he's dead).Well, what I got from my time spent trying to find some things out about me was really not a lot. I was kinda disappointed with what the woman at the convenience store had to say about me. Of course she was really busy and seemed a little angry after I told her I was recording our conversation.Now I am back to square one. What is there to say "about me"? I'm just a guy that is trying to have a little fun. I graduated from college (finally) and moved to Nashville for a change of pace and to have a good time. SO far, it has been shitloads of fun.I love music and enjoy going to live shows. You may have seen me dancing around like an idiot in the pit at various punk and metal shows. I do some graphic design work and want to get into doing some promotional work for some bands.Fuck, this sounds stupid....I should delete this... Some video I shot of Voodoo Glow Skulls at Ska Weekend 2007. The sounds is kinda bad..but so what. Ska Weekend was an unbelievably great time.

My Interests

Music, art, movies, graphic design, photography. Eating meat in front of vegetarians and exaggerating how good it tastes. Chasing midgets and wrapping them in bubble wrap. Aborting fetuses (and possibly dining on them at a later date).

I'd like to meet:

your mom....

Music:

The Queers, The Vandals, Murphy's Law, Screaching Weasel, Swingin' Utters, Descendents, Misfits, The Independents, Nekromantix, Reverend Horton Heat, The Legendary Shack Shakers, Mister Bungle, Fantomas, Fondlecorpse and many many more!

Movies:

Horror films and all things Troma!

Television:

My Name is Earl, The Office..

Books:

Stephen King, Kurt Vonnegut. I started reading the book by Erik Larson, The Devil in the White City, but I never finished it. Another book that I haven't finished reading, is a book Carrie loan to me called Choke by Chuck Palahniuk. It is sitting on the "shelf" under my coffee table, ontop of my copy of Get In The Van by Henry Rollins, a book I did finish reading.

Heroes:

If Mr. Bungle and The Bloodhound Gang had an evil dirty minded death metal offspring, it would be Crotchduster. Heavier than a dead elephant stuffed with gravel, Crotchduster makes fun of every genre of music. Check them out! You will laugh so hard, your testicles (if you have any) will fuse themselves together with hilarity!

My Blog

My Heart Explodes with Joy from Valentine Surveys

1. Are you single or taken?taken.2. Chocolate or flowers?Flowers, if they are like the ones in the original Charlie and the Chocolate Factory movie. If they aren't like those, then I choose hot wings....
Posted by Wet Dream War Machine on Thu, 14 Feb 2008 07:07:00 PST

The Simpsons Vs. ZZtop

Well, I hate to quote a message I sent not long ago, but I feel as if I have to in order to have such a catchy subject heading for this blog. But, here it goes, and it go...
Posted by Wet Dream War Machine on Sat, 04 Aug 2007 01:42:00 PST

Spending time with the pigs

Well... this weekend I have to so something that we will all have to do sooner or later (at least if you hang out with the kind of people I do) ...and that is to spend a weekend in Jail. I have been l...
Posted by Wet Dream War Machine on Wed, 29 Nov 2006 03:40:00 PST

It's been a while.

Well..it's been a while since I have been able to comment too much or blog about anything. It's been pretty busy. I got my apartment quite a bit sooner than I thought I would. I just got almost everyt...
Posted by Wet Dream War Machine on Sun, 06 Aug 2006 02:27:00 PST

Car Trouble!

Well folks, a little over a week ago, I was in a car wreck. It was one hell of a bumpy ride, and it messed my Jeep up pretty bad. Someone pulled out in front of me and I swerved to miss them...then o...
Posted by Wet Dream War Machine on Tue, 13 Jun 2006 08:25:00 PST

My System is Poison

My system is poison I start gagging and as I gag, I crawl to the toilet...I vomit. The vomit is full of bloody bile and brown shit I have never seen before. Chunks of rotting organs. Fragments of tong...
Posted by Wet Dream War Machine on Sat, 03 Jun 2006 06:36:00 PST

Hostel review

Well folks, I just want to express my opinion on another movie that I recently watched. It's a movie I waited for quite some time to see and when I finally did see it, I was somewha...
Posted by Wet Dream War Machine on Thu, 04 May 2006 07:38:00 PST

Slither/Lollilove

A while back I managed to see the movie Slither in the Theater. I planned on telling my opinion of the film shortly after seeing it, but I have been slacking. I would have to say th...
Posted by Wet Dream War Machine on Sat, 29 Apr 2006 01:40:00 PST

The Independents VS. Superman

Well, The Unholy Living Dead descended on the town of Superman Sunday night and I feel as if my debt to society has been paid. The In...
Posted by Wet Dream War Machine on Wed, 26 Apr 2006 09:55:00 PST

April Fools!

I just wanted everyone who reads this to know that I was not involved in anything destructive or vandalous on Saturday night. I was merely the semi-sober driver and was not responsible or able to cont...
Posted by Wet Dream War Machine on Tue, 04 Apr 2006 07:25:00 PST