videogames, my fiance, my gayass friends, doing battle with my cats, and whacking people with my cane
Whoever, really.
Pink Floyd, Neutral Milk Hotel, Olivia Tremor Control, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Pixies, Apples in Stereo, b-52s, Loretta Lynn, Waylon and Willie, Breeders, Weakerthans, the Cure, Misfits, Beck, Ladytron, Freakwater, Quasi, Cat Power, Bowie, Rilo Kiley, Buit to Spill, Sleater-Kinney, The Gossip, Arcade Fire, Of Montreal, Wolf Parade, Clap Your Hands Say Yeah, lots of other things that aren't on the tip of my brain.
Being John Malkovich, Life of Brian, Adaptation, That Obscure Object of Desire, Land Without Bread, South Park: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut, Magnolia, Desperate Living, Coal Miner's Daughter, Session 9, Rocky Horror Picture Show, 70's horror flicks, Trainspotting, Ed Wood, City of Lost Children, A Dirty Shame, Eternal Sunshine, Donnie Darko, crap on the Lifetime network, whatever. I don't watch movies very often, though, because I have a short attention span.
Project Runway, Court TV, L Word (of course), Queer as Folk, South Park, Daily Show, Adult Swim (Squidbillies is my favorite), infomercials, Buffy, Angel, E!, VH1, whatever crap is on in the middle of the night. Latest obsessions: Arrested Development, Blackadder, Father Ted, Bad Girls, Freaks and Geeks, and Sugar Rush. Yes, I'm a raging Anglophile.
Ursula K. Le Guin, Kurt Vonnegut, Neil Gaiman, Philip Pullman, J.K. Rowling, Lemony Snicket, Robert Anton Wilson, Robert A. Heinlein, Terry Pratchett, Haruki Murakami, David Sedaris, Douglas Adams, Daniel Handler, Cereal Boxes, Shampoo Bottles, et cet. Lately I've been reading crazy amounts of YA novels from the seventies and eighties.
Lord Flasheart.