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Gary

Don't Make Me Mad

About Me

I am a gorilla. I don't mean that figuratively... I mean it literally... I AM a gorilla. That doesn't mean I'm barbaric or not a nice guy. Actutally, quite to the contrary. Ladies, just gimme a chance and I'll rock your world... monkey-style!

My Interests

I mostly enjoy hangin' out in the yard all day (see my other pics). I don't much care for the jungle life anymore since I left, though I do often get the urges to "swing," if ya know what I mean ladies! ;-)

I'd like to meet:

Being that I do have very strong animal instincts, I am ready to meet any woman that's ready to go RIGHT NOW! I need it, and I need it OFTEN!

Music:

Call me a well-rounded gorilla... I like everything from classical, to blues, to rock-n-roll, to hardcore metal. If it's good music, I'll listen to it!

Movies:

Gorilla in the Mist, 12 Monkeys, and anything with Denzel Washington in it (that's not supposed to be a racist statement! ...I'm a simple gorilla with no time for prejudices!)

Books:

I love The Jungle Book... also everything in the Curious George series, Gorilla Marketing, and Gary Gorilla - Life in the Yard.

My Blog

The Man in the Yellow Hat...

Remember the Man in the Yellow Hat from the Curious George series? If that jackass ever laid his hands on me like he did George, I'd knock his head so far down he'd have to pull down his sock to see. ...
Posted by Gary on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST