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Bert

“I'll be the peppermint schnapps, you be the irish cream”

About Me

Well, if you really want to know what I do for a living, you know those Bic lighters, when that little sparking mechanize breaks I go in with my equipment and fix it.

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Who am I? I'm versatile and like to have fun. I enjoy spontaneity and have a positive attitude about women. I love to laugh and I get into a woman who knows what they want. I am adventurous and I like to get back to nature sometimes (horseback riding, camping, beaches) . I don’t let women use their looks or sexual power to take advantage, there are no special place there.I am unselfconscious, and can careless what others think. I put myself and my life first, I deserve and have permission and can hold an exceptional woman.
I can deal with any test a woman throws at me. In fact is really kind of cute.
I live in my reality and you are a guest. I’m at cause in the world; I make things happen. I’m not an affect, nor am I a victim.
I am confident and comfortable in my own skin. I have good posture and I breathe well, and I move slowly with deliberation.
I am a good communicator especially of what I want. I am in control I don’t let outside offenses destabilize me. I am not NEEDY I keep my POWER for me.
I think sex is GREAT and I don't have any hang-ups about it. I am comfortable around women, I can control myself, and I can wait for anything.
I don’t tolerate disrespect for my time or my property period.
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FED UP WITH BLACK PEOPLE?A very humorous and revealing story is told about a group of white people who were fed up with African Americans, so they joined together and wished themselves away. They passed through a deep dark tunnel and emerged in sort of a twilight zone where there is an America without black people.At first these white people breathe a sigh of relief. At last, they said, No more crime, drugs, violence and welfare. All of the blacks have gone! Then suddenly, reality set in.The "NEW AMERICA" is not America at all-only a barren land.1. There are very few crops that have flourished because the nation was built on a slave-supported farming system.2. There are no cities with tall skyscrapers because Alexander Mils, a black man, invented the elevator, and without it one finds great difficulty reaching higher floors.3. There are few if any cars because Richard Spikes, a black man, invented the automatic gear shift, Joseph Gambol, also black invented the Super Charge System for Internal Combustion Engines, and Garrett A. Morgan a black man, invented the traffic signals.4. Furthermore, one could not use the rapid transit system because it..s procurer was the electric trolley, which was invented by another black man, Albert R. Robinson.5. Even if there were streets on which cars and a rapid transit system could operate, they were cluttered with paper because an African American, Charles Brooks, invented the street sweeper.6. There were few if any newspapers, magazines and books because John Love invented the pencil sharpener, William Purveys invented the fountain pen, Lee Barrage invented the Type Writing Machine and W. A. Love invented the Advanced Printing Press. They were all, you guessed it, Black.7. Even if Americans could write their letters, articles and books, they would not have been transported by mail because William Barry invented the Postmarking and Canceling Machine, William Purveys invented the Hand Stamp and Philip Downing invented the Letter Drop.8. Their lawns were in need of water and hard to manage because Joseph Smith invented the Lawn Sprinkler and John Burr the Lawn Mower.9. When they entered their homes, they found them to be poorly ventilated and poorly heated. You see, Frederick Jones invented the Air Conditioner and Alice Parker the Heating Furnace. Their homes were also dim. But of course, Lewis Later invented the Electric Lamp, Michael Harvey invented the lantern and Granville T. Woods invented the Automatic Cut off Switch. Their homes were also filthy because Thomas W. Steward invented the Mop & Lloyd P. Ray the Dust Pan.10. Their children met them at the door-barefooted, shabby, motley and unkempt. But what could one expect? Jan E. Matzelinger invented the Shoe Lasting Machine, Walter Sammons invented the Comb, Sarah Boone invented the Ironing Board and George T. Samon invented the Clothes Dryer.11. Finally, they were resigned to at least have dinner amidst all of this turmoil. But here again, the food had spoiled because another Black Man, John Standard invented the refrigerator.Now, isn..t that something? What would this Country be like without thecontributions of Blacks, as African-Americans? Martin Luther King, Jr., "by the time we leave for work, Americans have depended on the inventions from the minds of Blacks."Black history includes more than just slavery, Frederick Douglas, Martin Luther King, Jr.,

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Your Birthdate: September 18
You are a cohesive force - able to bring many people together for a common cause.
You tend to excel in work situations, but you also facilitate a lot of social gatherings too.
Beyond being a good leader, you are good at inspiring others.
You also keep your powerful emotions in check - you know when to emote and when to repress.

Your strength: Emotional maturity beyond your years

Your weakness: Wearing yourself down with too many responsibilities

Your power color: Crimson red

Your power symbol: Snowflake

Your power month: September What Does Your Birth Date Mean?

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65% of U.S. citizens have tried some form of weight loss or weight control -- only 20% were successful.
What if you could magically transform food cravings into exercise cravings?
The magic of weight-loss is in your mind! -- self-hypnosis will change your life.

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