Taking out Kung Fu kids in the MOSH PITS! I don't care about names, I just kick ass! Doritos! Jughead Cartoons! Buicks! PBR! Running into things with my car! The novelization of Cady Shack! Thunder and Lightning. I feel this in my heart I am the passion, I am the warfare I will never stop, always constant accurate intense. Cool t-shirts. I LOVE THE BEETCHES, I LOVE RAUL and I LOVE THEIR PARTIES!!!!!!!! I didnt know I was a NARCISSIST or a EGOMANIAC!!! Fuck the bullshit!!!! I am DJ Jungle Jeff... Yea I can mix beats, shake yer ass ok! My roomate Jenny says I awesome, I shred the guitar, I love the ladys and PBR! Back off! There's a time and a place for everything. 10 o'clock 11 o'clock 12 o"clock rock!
I'd like to meet:
THERE IS NO PILL, PIECE, PUZZLE, SOLUTION, PULSE, REACTION, INHALATION, EXHALE, GAG, FALL OUT, RETARDING, PUSSYHOLE THEORY, YOU FUCKING DUMB FUCK. GET KILLED.
other people......Metallica, Dimebag, Robert Frost, I would have liked to meet JFK, Kylie Minogue (cant get you out of my head... Does anyone feel like working out when they hear that song?), Trent Reznor, Steve Vai, Dan Rather and Walter Cronkite, Wolf Blitzer, I really wanted to meet Fred Rogers because he is a member of my fraternity but he died too soon, Monica Lewisnski, Ryan Sandburg from the Chicago Cubs...thats all i can think of now...
Music:
I like Sam Cooke, Pantera, Three 6 Mafia
Movies:
I like Spaceballs, Shelly Duval Fairy Tale Theater, and Spinal Tap... You know that scene in Short Circut when Johnny 5 is leaking battery fluid, hanging on to the car, the race against time to catch the bad guys... The song, "send me an angel"... Movie Magic!Jar Jar Binks is a CGI masterpieceThere's something about watching Scarface over and over again but I lost my dvd...DVD LOST LIST IF YOU HAVE MY DVDS GIVE THEM BACK Tromeo and Juilet Scarface Buckaroo BonzaiJEFuckingF's Random Movie Quote:
'I find your lack of faith disturbing.'
- Darth Vader, Star Wars
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Which Trainspotting Character Are You?Shelly Duval Fairy Tale's
Television:
I watch a lot of TV, Simpsons, Adult Swim, Fuse music network, Food Network, Comedy Central, CNN and Discovery Channel... I think the way people are drawn to TV is like 1984... get mezmorized by the shittiness on TV. Anything poorly acted, gritty, with the non-glitz of prime-time and totaly uninteresting cause its on at 4am. I am way lame.
Books:
Guitar World Magazine Revolver Metal Hammer Pit
Heroes:
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