Commanding General, Army of Drunken Idiots

About Me

I'm a General. I am the ONLY General. My title was AWARDED, not SELF-APPOINTED. I'm a mean S.O.B. I like to drink and cause barfights. I like two types of music: Punk and Beer Hall. THATS IT!! No "crunk" or whatever the hell that is.
I've commanded mass charges on areas more worthless than Rush St., so watch out.

My Interests

Drinking, combat, drinking, armored assaults, issuing orders, drinking, and rough sex.

I'd like to meet:

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Music:

Naked Raygun, Pegboy, The Bomb, Donkey Punch, Juicehead, Audio Violence, Beantown Boozehounds, America's Sweetheart, Johnny Mohawk, Sons of Sanchez, Rosedales, Magnafux, Johnny Vomit, Hot Lips Messiah, Sleeping Under 47, D'z Nutz.

Movies:

Patton, Rommel, Battle of the Bulge, The Big Red One, All Quiet on the Western Front, Blues Brothers, Leaving Las Vegas, Beerfest, Animal House, Old School.

Books:

The Art of War, The complete book of beer drinking games, Military tactics and operations in the Balkins, The complete handbook of home brewing, Mad magazine, and Hustler.

Heroes:

Glenn Danzig.
Barney Gumble
Patton
Bon Scott
Erwin Rommel

My Blog

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Posted by Commanding General, Army of Drunken Idiots on Sat, 28 Oct 2006 11:10:00 PST