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hilton

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About Me


'The Official Mike Hilton Website'
Little known facts about myself:
1) I'm fucking adorable (with angel wings).
2) My rap name now is 'Michael Mic'. pronounced 'miiichaaaaaaaael miiiiiiiiike'. Although I don't rap, but just in case.
3) I fucking hate the summer.
4) I love cheese and it loves me.
5) I want to learn how to play the cello and the euphonium. They both sound better than the guitar.
6) Sometimes I miss playing music, but I don't miss the bullshit. And bullshit is 99% of music.
7) I'm old and my body aches, but secretly i enjoy complaining about it. Actually I enjoy complaining about everything.
8) I'm so good looking that sometimes I stare at myself in the mirror for hours on end.
9) I have some of the best friends in the entire world.
10) I'm fucking adorable (with angel wings).
11) I am in the process of completely remodeling my life.
Listen to my old band that I used to play in when I used to like music.
If you need more of my awesomeness, visit my Flickr page.
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My Interests

music, art, graphic design, constructivist design, typography, print, sheppard's law of due, good tequila, coffee, fútbol and football, and the color blue.

I'd like to meet:


clarity. security. stability.

Music:

tom waits, billy bragg, nick cave, leonard cohen, neutral milk hotel, the decemberists, arcade fire, spoon, songs: ohia, magnolia electric company, will oldham, okkervil river, mountain goats, califone, clem snide, smog, the shins, joy, like moving insects, john vanderslice, amalgamated sons of rest, franz ferdinand, old time relijun, wolf parade, iron and wine, pavement, the pixies, cursive, the blue ribbons, tortoise, hot snakes, rocket from the crypt, drive like jehu, the clash, mission of burma, tortoise, june of 44, lungfish, black heart procession, cass mccombs, fugazi, q and not u, black eyes, the homosexuals, the walkmen, avec, landspeedrecord!, all the dead pilots, aviso' hara, ex models, the fuses, built to spill, the ex, dirty three, postal service, dismemberment plan, slint, rodan, avail, bad brains, interpol, mogwai, sigur ros, explosions in the sky, alec k. redfearn and the eyesores, lifter puller, hold steady, the black heart procession, mc paul barman, clap you hands and say yeah, the new shelly blake record, and...

Movies:

control room, eternal sunshine of the spotless mind, sideways, garden state, napoleon dynamite, the royal tenenbaums, little miss sunshine, happiness, shawshank redemption, waiting for guffman, best in show, short cuts, amelie, office space, the life aquatic with steve zissou, tron, dirty pretty things, john water's movies, and more that i can't remember.

Television:

the daily show, the colbert report, hbo sunday nights, the office (bbc version), the office (us version), strangers with candy, scrubs, adult swim, the history channel, arrested development (rip).

Books:

and the ass saw the angel, beautiful losers, brotherhood of the grape, the feast of snakes, the stranger, lulu eightball, fortunate son, america the book.

Heroes:

aleksandr rodchenko, the stenberg brothers, reid miles

My Blog

it happens in threes...

10/30 - have to pay an additional $809 to IRS for incorrect tax filing from a few years past.11/11 - spend close to $600 dollars on medicine, tests, and doctors visits on a nasty GI disease thing that...
Posted by hilton on Mon, 04 Dec 2006 11:04:00 PST

awesomeness

Every day I receive tons of letters saying, "Mike, you are so awesome but I can't get enough of you just by viewing your Myspace page." I will usually respond by saying that they can also view my own ...
Posted by hilton on Sun, 20 Aug 2006 11:07:00 PST

monday

monday: 10 AM - deal with the flooding in my office which has destroyed the monitor, external harddrive, keyboard, carpet, misc notes about current projects3 PM - root canaltuesday:hopefully it will b...
Posted by hilton on Mon, 19 Jun 2006 10:02:00 PST

ode to nightmares

nightmaresthey're scarythey scare meit's only a dream without them(to the tune of 'tomorrow' give or take a few syllables)
Posted by hilton on Wed, 07 Jun 2006 10:25:00 PST

the ghost is back...

Last night Sarah noticed that almost a third of our bottle of Calvados has disappeared since the last time either one of us had any. Before it was usually just food mysteriously missing from the fridg...
Posted by hilton on Thu, 16 Mar 2006 08:54:00 PST

r.i.p.

shaft 1995-2006 thanks for being by my side.
Posted by hilton on Fri, 10 Feb 2006 09:00:00 PST

roasting chestnuts on an open fire...

that's right. we actually roasted chestnuts on an open fire (in the oven) and they tasted great.
Posted by hilton on Tue, 03 Jan 2006 08:07:00 PST

cheese...

(set to the tune of some cheesy song...) "i love cheese. cheese loves me. we are a happy family." these are the things i think about when i'm eating my dinner of baked ziti smoothered in mozza...
Posted by hilton on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

a conversation...

setting: it's about 8:30 am and i'm walking into the office. a woman in her 40's approaches as i'm unlocking both the front doors to the building... her: is this 100 east 23rd? me: yes. her: is t...
Posted by hilton on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Pizza Fraud

I've been wanting one of those Domino's Cheeseburger Pizzas ever since the commercials came out. I love cheddar cheese on pizza, I love ground beef, and I love bacon. What could be better? I mean even...
Posted by hilton on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST