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About Me

So I have an exceptionally sarcastic sense of humor... I can crack you up if your knowledge of pop culture, politics, or general idiotic trivia is good. I like running to keep in shape. I just joined the "roadrunners" yet again and I'm training for the L.A. Marathon in March.... I'm a big fan of trying new things often. Other than that, I like hanging out with my people and occassionally hitting clubs or local dive bars for happy hour. There's just something about co-mingling over cocktails with the toothless that is appealing to me.Oh, and lastly, if you really want to know me....read the blog "the truth is stranger than fiction". Good god, is that really my life? Now, with that said, "let me tell you the story..of another loser"...

My Interests

anything & everything..... beaches, running with the roadrunners, biking, boxing, movies, traveling, mudwrestling, happy hour, cooking fine midwestern cuisine, live music, etc, etc, etc. ...and spending time with my awesome daughter Calista who is seven. She rocks!

I'd like to meet:

An exercise/running partner in Culver City would be nice. Also people who are down to earth, smart, funny... and like a happy hour cocktail from time to time. and if you like Denver Broncos football that's a huge plus!

Music:

I like pretty much everything. well, barring country of course.

Movies:

Usual suspects, shawshank redemption, office space, the outlaw josey whales, sean of the dead, animal house, caddyshack, blues brothers, etc,etc,etc. dont usually like big budget action movies or sandra bullock, keano reeves, julia roberts - esque stuff.

Television:

Daily Show, Chappelle's show, southpark, hoops, football. Also like (but am ashamed to say) jackass and the surreal life - just good entertainment there.

Books:

Victoria's secret catalog, how to increase your size....the natural way!, the book of extraordinary meats, walking - made easy!, the holy spirit and you. ...too many to list really.

Heroes:

Bill Lumberg, Bill Shakespeare, Jim Nasium, Haywood Juhblowme, Harry & Seymore Buttz.

My Blog

Training Log

WARNING - This is a really Boring-Ass, Lame read. It's also really gay im told, b/c bridgette jones apparently did the same f'ing thing. never saw that movie and am content ...
Posted by Mark on Thu, 05 Oct 2006 01:11:00 PST

Truth is Stranger than Fiction (updated 12/20/06)

My friends Jenny, Dale, Karen and I have decided to keep an ongoing "diary" of the strange, funny and ridiculous events that seem to happen in our lives. This will be updated regularly...
Posted by Mark on Tue, 06 Dec 2005 10:18:00 PST

Note to Self (updated 9/26/06)

It seems like daily I do something stupid....sometimes making the same mistake over and over. I thought I'd write them down to remind myself what NOT to do for future reference. Note to Self: 1....
Posted by Mark on Wed, 08 Mar 2006 02:11:00 PST