Contract killings, russian roullette, Pee-Wee Herman's bike, and pork.
I'd like to meet:
Tom Savini, Joe Coleman, Clive Barker, Tobe Hooper, Eli Roth, Dave Wyndorf, and especially Dario Argento.
Music:
Macabre, Project Pat, Immortal Technique, Municipal Waste, Skeletonwitch, Send More Paramedics, Coalesce, Watch Them Die, High on Fire, and anything involving Brandt Bjork, or Ian Astbury.
Movies:
Cheesy early 80's comedies, Garbage Pail Kids, Bloodsport, Kentucky Fried Movie, Spaceballs, Blazing Saddles,Cabin Fever, Hostel, Airplane, Amazon Women on the Moon, 3 on a Meathook, Frankenhooker, Brain Candy, and anything dealing with zombies, ninjas, zombie ninjas, minotaurs, gay unicorns, porn, animation, fantasy, documentaries, Dolomite or Blackula.
Television:
Lifetime Network, Oxygen, ABC Family, and QVC.
Books:
Instruction manuals in other languages.
Heroes:
Conan the Barbarian, Robocop, Frank Dux, Ben Richards, and Sgt. Murtaugh.
