About Me
YOU THINK YOU KNOW - BUT YOU DONT - SO LETS GET TO OUR WRITE IN AUDIENCE - Q:what happened to your award winning drum shop in tempe beach?!!! A: lost the lease on the building after 12 years because circle K sold out to conoco who's suits came throught the door saying they do not have to offer any of terms of a now "former" lease. there wasnt any retail space anywhere suitable so it was really time to call it a day, c-ya, peace out. - Q: the tempe music scene was happining in the 90's, what went wrong?!! - A: a complete lack of individual backbone - so what if a few clubs that were just complete total dives with crap for sound systems closed down - the real problem is weak ass personalities without gear, chops or a mentor,,, and then you have a bunch of "old dudes" who think they can still "make it" who are just a complete embarrasement in my over educated opinion. bill manstis makes no appologies what so ever for being bill manstis,,, do not ask me for my take on something and then get your panties all up in a wad like some pre-pubesent school girl on the playground cause I told you the TRUTH. same goes for everyone in motocross, bmx and skateboarding...
its a YOUNG man's game. period. - AND NOW WE GO TO THE PHONES!!! - - - mark simpson in a GIANT LOO, you've been on hold for a minute, what is your take son?! - JAGERMEISTER!!!!! - M'KAYE! that was for enquire minds, real niiiice!!! - THE 909 AREA CODE!!! you've been on hold for 420 minutes what IS your take?!! - could you JUST GET THE BUGS OFF ME?!!! - WE ALREADY ARE!!! STOP STARING AT THE SUN AND GO BACK INTO THE SINGLE WIDE!!! - - NEXT CALL!!! - - - am i on the air? YES, YES YOU ARE! - "somebody" thinks your an intellectual snob, is THAT true?!! - well kidz, it's like this,,, IF you can listen to the william tell overture and NOT think it's the theme from the lone ranger, then your just like me and I'm down -
NEXT CALLER - hey man, its mark simpson again -
YES! mark, go ahead! - why does it seem like all the people making decisions at record companies are just coked out drunken lemurs? i'll hang up and listen, thanks! - WOW! thats an easy one jedi knight!,,,according to my client, chris "t.g.1" elsner, and he really took it maschugynah lubless style when bionic jive was signed to interscope,,, the "decisions", are made by the people who have time, not talent - the talented people are fixing the fuck ups of the people who have the time to make bad decsions - just like chris' own personal super agent, bill "captain america" manstis would "attempt" to do, however, the "issues" were just way too deep and absolutley too rediculous to even try to fix,,,
did i make that simple enough for the masses??? -OK now, back to the phones and TEMECULA on a tractor phone, what is YOUR take?!! -
legened has it that YOU took money out of your own pocket, fixed a kidz bike and brought him to his first real freestyle contest back in 00' and this "ramp kid" turned into a world champion so are you still helping the inspired? i need a sponsor! - - -
WHOA!!! ramp kids, sponsors, tractor phones,
who IS this ??!!! nicky danielson? hello? caller?
your call dropped out son but let me tell you and get this right the first time,,, unless you have a bag of tricks that includes upside down variations and/or lap times of an alessi brother, no, no i can not help you
- yes, i agent for people, no, i can not help you unless you have rediculous skills on a bike and a "personality" to go with it plus you MUST to be able to pass
"wiz-quizzes" so if you are this caliber of person and rider then yes, yes i can help you and feel free to holla at your boy right hrrr,,,
however, if you think corner speed is something you score down in O.B., then your not the person i can help
so maybe try out for the crusty show or something...
NEXT CALLER! hey man is that new suzuki RMZ F.I. the shizznit or what??!!! - OH SNAP JUNIOR!!! most fo shiggity on the real that IS the future of racing right thrrr suzuki really got it right fo shaginoff hasselhoff - - - -...and that just about wraps up another dose
of the brand new BILL MANSTIS SHOW and remember kidz, someone IS always watching... ME!
so untill next time, MALHALO!
