teasing farm animals with my pecker. watching my zombie foot candle melt. drinking antisocially. i guess i'm what you would normally call pathetic, but i'm so goddamn great at it.
the greatest man to have walked the earth since Jesus..you guessed it..ABE (fukkin') VIGODA!!! and definately the motherfuckin' cunt named Tracy Lynn Clancy that ripped me of $850 on eGay in a dark alley. I don't care if it's a woman, i'll still gut her like a fish.
Repulsion, Genital Deformities, the Temple City Kazoo Orchestra, Sockeye, Blowfly, Rudy Ray Moore, NME, Black Task, Bulldozer, Slaughter (canaduh), Nunslaughter, Carivore, Koro, Rich Kids on LSD, Agression, Dr. Know (kyle toucher era, of course), White Cross, Sir Lord Baltimore, Darvocetes, Cider, Inmates, the Guns, Idiot Humans, Dust, C.O.C., Budgie, THOR!, Suicidal Tendencies, Verbal Abuse, Gauze, GISM, Captain Beyond, Bl'ast, D.R.I., Lavender Jayne the lesbian folk singer, terrorizer, Putrifaction, anything from Dangerhouse records(Deadbeats, Weirdos, the Bags, the Alleycats, the eyes, etc.), the Jingle Cats, A.HC, Side by Side, Warzone, SSD, DYS, Confront, Chain of Strength, AF, Urban Waste, the Abused, CFA, just about all old NYC, DC, midwest, SoCal, Boston HC, etc... and the almighty ones...BLACK SABBATH (dio & gillian era, too..poseurs) and MOTORHEAD!!(except mickey dee.. he can fuck himself in his face) now fuck off, you...
Ghoulies 3, Jesco White the Dancing Outlaw, and the Chuck Berry Pissing video and the an-THOR-logy dvd. and that movie with that chick that had the droopy eye.
only reruns of "homeboys in outer space", so don't try to contact me and talk about some stupid shit like how much you like bonanza! don't contact me at all you freak.
i read a book on how to breast feed babies when i was 16. that's it. the big one. oh, and it had a video, too! ya know they actually have a name for baby shit?! i don't remeber what it is, but i'll just keep on calling them turds.
it's kinda weird.. i had a dream that i was typing on the internet the other night and a woke up in a cold sweat... i guess that would classify it as a nightmare. i'm living a nightmare, so why the fuck am i doing this?!?!? who the fuck ARE you?!? why don't you go wipe your ass with a sand blaster!! oh yeah... my hero is Merril Howard Kalin... this mentally retarded dude that had a public access cooking show.