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Secret Asian Man

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About Me


"Pain is weakness leaving the body." Someone in the army told me this once BUT IT'S BULLSHIT!!!! I'm an outgoing guy and I guess great to hangout with as long as you don't mind a bit of teasing, but I'll never talk about you behind your back. I'm not a crazy wild partier like in my careless past (ever drop your pants and gitch to the floor in the middle of a club in Quebec City??) I've done some maturing - did someone just go *cough*BULLSHIT!*cough cough* hahaha. OK so I lied. When I do go party there's no holding me back then we go for the 4a.m. bowl of pho or chinese food with "cold chinese tea". Lots of guys when they go shopping usually head straight for the store they want then leave the mall. I'm the kind of guy who will take the more "female" approach and divert to every other store until I get to the one I want. THAT DOESN'T MEAN I'M GAY!!!! phew...that was a close one. I like renting or watching movies at the theatre and when in a generous mood I treat my friends. When someone makes a comment or asks a question, my mind being the way that it is, encourages me to reply with something dirty (I've been getting better though - my responses are usually classier now but with the same ludeness hahaaha). Don't like being the tough guy, some say I'm too nice but that's just my nature. My only downfall is that I get shy and nervous when it comes to a girl I'm interested with - most of the time I get as far as introducing myself and then that's it. So the next thing I'm wishing from Santa is a bigger set of balls (for my Christmas tree decorations - get your mind out of the gutter sheesh!!!) LOL. There's more about me, you just have to talk to me to get to know more if you're interested.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Someone who is open and enjoyable to be with and is down with my dOrKiNeSs. It might be you...yes you, that's right.Filipino joke: What does a poem and an utot have in common? They both come from a poet. BOOYAH!! blah wazahhh?? Told you i'm a dork.I'D LIKE TO MEET MY BIOLOGICAL PARENTS JUST TO SEE WHAT THEY LOOK LIKE.Why is it so easy to go up to someone and know what to say when just making friends but with someone I'm really attracted to and interested in I am completely tongue-tied? Like a deer caught in headlights...ack!! Just wanna wish my boys who are shipping out to Afghanistan shortly good luck. Come back in one piece.

Music:

Pretty much all kinds because music feeds the mind, body and soul. Disco is so good and I don't care. However I will only listen to country sitting on pervert's row drinking away my depression ahhaha. But the three I listen to the most are: Armand Van Helden - Full Moon, Regine - Hangang Ngayon, Kai - It Might Be You

Television:

Band of Brothers, Fresh Prince of Bel Air, Stargate SG-1, C.S.I., Who's Line Is It Anyways, Just For Laughs gags, Fear Factor, The Simpsons and sometimes The Family Guy, Cold Case Files, 24 (sometimes)

Books:

Definitely not text books, I like the short stories in porn magazines (so I'm a freak - whatever); How To Become a Millionaire; To Kill a Mockingbird; I just started a book called "When Will Jesus Bring The Pork Chops?" and it seems a bit funny

Heroes:

My parents and anyone who can keep their head up even through tough times.

My Blog

If You Were My Girlfriend

1.) How many times a day would you kiss me?answer:2.) Would you hold me?answer:3.) Would you have sex with me?answer:4.) Would you take me places?answer:5.) Would you love me?answer:6.) Would you lie ...
Posted by Secret Asian Man on Fri, 11 May 2007 07:08:00 PST

my first survey - i was bored

..START BZOINK.COM SURVEY CODE>More about yourself than you know about yourself.Starting with the basics...name?:Jose birthday?:June 23, 1975 hight?:5'5 weight?:average - I don't know - I never check ...
Posted by Secret Asian Man on Fri, 11 May 2007 06:56:00 PST

Random Thoughts That You May Want To Ponder Over

If I didn't have a brain then I wouldnt' feel this hangover but then again, without the brain I wouldn't realize that RACE CAR spelled backwards is still RACE CAR. Just because I'm always hanging ...
Posted by Secret Asian Man on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST