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About Me

Hey, I'm Chris. I just recently made some changes in my life and trying to deal with them. It's a new year for me, and I hope it is full of pleasant surprises. I'm going back to school to get my life back on track, as well as find my niche in the world. As far as anything else goes, I just want to live my life to the fullest, meet new and interesting people, and try like hell to not fuck my life up with stupid bullshit. I think that more than anything else I'm just looking for a great 2007. As far as what I'm really like, I don't know. I think when you describe yourself on this section, that you see and describe yourself as "you" want to see yourself. And the only people that can truthfully describe you are your friends. So with that knowledge, just look at my friends, and you will get a really good idea of me. And if your happen to be a friend of mine, then insert description here... MyWackoSpace Extended Banner Editor MySpace Editor MySpace Layouts Glitter Graphics

My Interests

I am interested in alot of things. Sports, dirtbikes, games, music, the porn industry, beer pong, I love it all. I like learning new things all the time. So I guess you could say that my interests are very flexible; they change with the times.

I'd like to meet:

As many interesting people that I possibly can. Because that is what life is about. Meeting people that influence you is probably one of the greatest things on the planet. But these are examples of some people that would make a hell of a good start. Johnny Ramone, John Lennon, Socrates, Adolph Hitler, Dan Brown, Quinten Tarantino, Martin Scorcesee, Steven Spielberg, Walt Disney, and Jesus Christ - I know that this will actually happen because when I die I would hope that even though I might be bound for Hell, that he might give me 5 minutes of his time. (There are about a billion others, but this list should give some clue as to the people I would like to meet.)

Music:

"Music is the only real expression of the human mind/soul crying out!!!" Ok, that first line is really bad. I'm leaving it so that I can make fun of how lame I truly am. I do like music, but it's not like I'm in a band, or trying to make my living at it. So with that thought in mind, read on. I love music, in fact I really don't think at this point that I could do without it! An example of just how important music is to our culture, the next time you are watching a movie or just TV, mute it, and turn on the subtitles. Then see if whatever you are watching is half as interesting. I mean all of us have had those moments in life where you could think of just the perfect theme music! It could be a breakup, a fight, or your aunt could've choked on a turkey bone at Thanksgiving dinner; there's always a song to fit the mood!

Movies:

If music is the real expression of the human mind/soul, then movies are the jelly to music's peanut butter!!!! Movies let us escape, or at least forget our problems for a while (interesting side note - Movies are progressively getting longer. Now is that due to Hollywood just making them longer, or is it that people have more problems now then way back when and they need more time to forget them. Thus taking longer to enjoy the movie that they paid $12 for!!!). As far as "some" of my favorite movies: Wedding Crashers, The Harry Potters, All of Tarantino's films, All of Tim Burton's films, Super Troopers, Saving Private Ryan, SLC Punk, and of course Debby Does Dallas.

Television:

Television, although I don't watch too much of it, it's like a really long intermission to the movie industry. We all watch TV in place of movies, all the while waiting for the next blockbuster to come out. I guess another analogy would be if Movies were like the government and TV was like a city counsel! TV doesn't really do too much, but at least it wastes enough time until Movies come out with something more important!!! My favorite shows are: Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Futurama, House, MXC, Family Guy, The Brak Show, G4 TV (a channel, not any particular program), Reno 911, and Chapelle Show.

Books:

I think if more people read books, not only would they be a little more enlightened, but they could better convey their thoughts! But as far as the books that I have read: All of the Harry Potter books!!!! And The Davinci Code, Deception Point, Digital Fortress, and Angels and Demons.....all by Dan Brown....amazing murder/mystery/suspense/theologists writer....check him out!!!!! And I'm currently reading the Halo book trilogy.

Heroes:

My personal heros are people like Plato, Socrates, Eienstien, and Jesus Christ! All were instrumental in the shaping of life as we know it, but truthfully, every person is a hero (or at least has the capacity to be one). I think that it's such bullshit when someone sees someone else in trouble that they don't go to help! And don't go ranting on about how that person might deserve what they are getting, because in the end it doesn't fucking matter. Everyone would change their tune if the situation were reversed. You'd want somebody to stand up for you, so try standing up for other people. And even though revenge is not for us to take, I change my stance on murderers, rapists, molesters, and tree huggers!!!