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Now it's Time, Time to Fly. Despite Crippled Wings, Forget Your Crippled Wings.

About Me

The name's Mike.
I'm 24 years of age.
I'm a Wolfbiker.
I'm a dork and I'm not ashamed of it.
Why should I be? I am who I am, and anyone who thinks that's wrong can go to hell.
I read comic books... wanna fight about it?
I'm a bit beyond sarcastic. Some interpret this as meaning that I hate you. This couldn't be farther from the truth... I'm just a dick. BIG difference.
My wrath is quite difficult to earn. Trust me, if I hate you, you will KNOW it.
Incidentally, my wrath comes in a plethora of flavors: mint, strawberry, grape, pineapple, and pain!
I'm also quite arrogant. Deal with it or don't... I really don't give a shit.
I'm studying the culinary arts.
I have pretty much the best group of friends ever.
I consume copious amounts of caffeine on a daily basis.
I'm bored nearly all the time.
Boredom and I are sworn enemies due to this fact.
I like video games a bunch.
I rock ass in the kitchen. If I like you bunches, I might cook for you sometime.
My favorite things in the whole world are music and entertaining those I care about... even if I sometimes suck at the latter.
I love all kinds of music, especially metal, hardcore and punk. Despite that, I still dig stuff that isn't brutal.
I'm also addicted to new music.
...I've also got Music ADD reaaaaaaaaaally bad.
I love gore. I cannot stress this enough. They haven't made a movie or video game violent enough to bother me yet.
I STILL think the Transformers kick ass.
I think LOLcats are hysterical.
I'm obscenely good at God of War.
I think that war is bullshit. I'm anti-war, I refuse to support it, and I'm not a commie. Deal with it. If you're pro-war, then you're pro-killing innocent people... and are therefore a fucking moron.
Yes, I realize the bitter irony that I said I love gore above... get over it.
I don't believe in Fate, because I think the concept of Fate negates the concept of a God... I mean, if you're preselected to take all actions you'll take, then why would there be an Afterlife?
I therefore believe all organized religions to be bullshit.
...key emphasis on "organized".
I think it's a sad state of affairs when voting forces you to choose between the lesser of two evils.
I love meeting new people... provided you aren't offended by the word "Fuck", we'll get along just fine.
I absolutely hate it when I post or text someone and they don't respond until two days later, about something unrelated. It's no different then asking someone in person, "Hey, you know what's awesome?" and they stand there, staring blankly at you for 3 or 4 hours without saying a word, and then suddenly shout "I LIKE MASHED POTATOES!".
I hate being lonely.
I heart moshing a bunch, but I don't do it much anymore... too much hatred out there.
I can't fucking stand dishonesty or flakiness as traits in people.
And I'm fucking AWESOME.
That's pretty much it.
Wanna talk to me?
AIM= signsofgrey
Messenger= [email protected]


..If You Don't Support Net Neutrality, Then I Don't
Want To Be Friends With You.
Fuck Off.



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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

People who Don't Suck at Life.
People Who are Passionate About Things Without Being Assholes About It
People Who Post You Back When You Post Them.
Henry Rollins
Bruce Campbell
H.P. Lovecraft, Since He's Pretty Much The Most Awesome Author of All Time.
The Dudes from Gwar, Solely for the Purpose of Saying I Survived Such an Experience... well, that and to assist them in their master plan to take over the planet.

My Blog

Next Time Make Sure You Put Two Bullets in the Brain

So I finally figured out why I like being outside so much when I drink. It makes me feel... peaceful. Such a weird thing for someone like me to say. All I want anymore is to drrink and fight. My rage...
Posted by on Fri, 28 Aug 2009 03:11:00 GMT

I Faltered, Didn't Stand My Ground...

I don't often feel bad about things. I've regreted too much in my past... all the things I could've or should've done and didn't, all the things I said or did... just drives me nuts. I swore I'd get o...
Posted by on Thu, 18 Jun 2009 22:59:00 GMT

It's Okay. I'm a Fucking Ghost.

Burning down, we can't stop it,We gotta get out, start again,Our memories are gone forever,Don't try to turn this around on me,I'm the one that saved youThis was my own, this was my lifeIt's not alway...
Posted by on Sat, 04 Apr 2009 12:18:00 GMT

Mmmm... my favorite flavor: "Ouch"!

Fuckin' hell... I always hate writing this sort of stuff down, because I either feel like I'm beating a dead horse, or that I'm outright whining... but the thing is, I'm fucking lost as to what to do ...
Posted by on Mon, 23 Mar 2009 00:58:00 GMT

I Somehow Know I'll End Up Having To Explain This...

My god... beautiful.
Posted by on Fri, 20 Mar 2009 03:29:00 GMT

God Doesn't Make the World This Way... We Do.

Rest assured...This is sincere.This is true.Let this be my writ of misanthropyTo a thankless world of menWho have perfected nothing.Save the art of accusation.Woe is he that feels compelled to pen.Eve...
Posted by on Thu, 12 Mar 2009 14:53:00 GMT

No. Not even in the face of Armageddon. Never compromise.

Two months.  That's how long I have to wait for Watchmen to come out.  It's not that long, I know, but it seems like ages away... this time last year, I was salivating when I saw the first cast photos...
Posted by on Wed, 21 Jan 2009 22:18:00 GMT

Looking Back...

Ugh... I hate when I get this kind of feeling, 'cause I start thinking about stuff. I've just been really depressed today... since about lunch time. I dunno what triggered it, it just happend. I st...
Posted by on Sat, 22 Nov 2008 00:33:00 GMT

If You Guess What This Be About, I’ll Give You a Cookie.

THAT LITTLE BASTARD, with his tricks and vile forms of play hacking shaving slicing mutilating all that gets before him, all that gets in his way. Coming around down the stairs. wood cracks beneath ...
Posted by on Tue, 17 Jun 2008 11:55:00 GMT

I Seem to Write More and More Like These These Days...

I... I dunno how I feel right now.My heart's beating really hard and I've smoked like, 8 cigarettes in the past 20 minutes.My hands feel all weird and sweaty.It's silent in my apartment and for the fi...
Posted by on Mon, 16 Jun 2008 06:02:00 GMT