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I am here for Friends

About Me

name: michelle
hometown: topeka, ks (which means im not one of the shallow dumb-bitches that frequently inhabit this county) age: old euf to rent a car
likes: laughter, coto crew, childhood friends, my job, my place, fridays, blue and green, movies, 80's music, music in general, singing in my car, being silly, my family, my hair, honesty, smiling, family guy, kissing, cooking, sex, sushi, guitar hero (go figure, but its addicting), myspace (its not called YOURspace, so fuck u if u dont like it) diet dp, accents, highlighters, organizing, jager and redbull, camel menthol lights, sleeping, dancing, kareoke, alberton's (10 for $10), house parties (aka cristiana's house), meeting new people, ur mom
dislikes: lying, humid weather, green beans, assholes, bananas, drama, dogs in the house, a dirty kitchen, crying, beer, women who choose a guy over their friends, bills, bad credit, ignorance, stubborness, britney spears, pepsi, attention whores, whores in general, girls that give us nice girls a bad rep, shit-talkers, saying your going to call and not doing it, broken promises
my alter-ego: miss k (she's not a very nice person to cross)
goals for the next year: go back to school, keep credit good, buy a new car, keep bills maintained, go home to visit family, become a better person
quotes:
-the friendship that can cease has never been real.
-sometimes the measure of friendship isnt your ability to not harm, but your capacity to forgive the things done to you and ask forgiveness for your own mistakes
-if your alone, i'll be your shadow. if you want to cry, i'll be your shoulder. if u want a hug, i'll be your pillow. if you need to be happy, i'll be your smile. but anytime you need a friend, i'll be just me

Michelle --
[noun]:
A human transformer (Robot in disguise)
michelle's sexual nickname:
"Chesty LaRue"
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My Interests

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I'd like to meet:

fun people who can know how to have a gooood time! flakes, liars, whiny bitches, assholes, fake-ASS people, people who lie about themselves in their about me section (or worse.. lie to themselves), shit-talkers, users, dumb bitches and backstabbers do NOT need to apply!

OH AND MOST IMPORTANTLY... JOSHUA JACKSON!!
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Music:

i love all kids of music.. and i mean all kinds!! sumtimes i surprise myself! and i know waaaay too many songs by heart! yes yes IM AWESOME!!

Movies:

i love lamp; i dont wanna large farva, i wanna goddam liter of cola; then yes!!; i had a great time; im freakin out man; mom! make me some meatloaf!!; fuck her for me!! FOR ME!!; fuckin right doggee; why do you keep callin me calvin klein?; my name's not boy, its roy; ho ho ho; im mr. incredible; ner nutta; .. in the crotchal region; heeey luke doesnt push darth; ooooh my arm is so soar i can barely lift it; ur about as useful as a cock flavored lollypop; earmuffs; so? sooo? u guys like boyfriend/girlfriend? steady dates? loovers?; ah waiter...; amanduh; my germs; how bout no scott; i am a sex machine; why u gotta waste my flava.. DAM!; mail it in, MAIL IT IN!; i want my pink shirt back..; whateva, whateva.. i do what i want!; america! fuck yeah!; just remember the 5 d's: dodge duck dip dive and.. dodge!; shut ya fuckin face, uncle fucka..; untuck ur weiner; chriiis chriiis chriis, i'm busy, i'm busy stupid dick!; boston? boston texas?; friggin idoit, GOSH!; raise ur hand if ur brother's a homo!; gary.. how much do u love ur country?; 525 thousand 600 minutes; outa my face OUTA MY FACE!; i gotta feva.. and the only perscription.. is more cowbell!; if ur not 1st, ur last; marty!; ludacris speed; da libians!; the life of the wife, is ended by the knife; you shut ur mouth when ur talkin to me!; hello joyce? joyce?; rocky loves emily, rocky loves emily; you BLEW it! time to go miss ho! byee felicia! *if you can tell me where every single quote is from.. MARRY ME?* ha ha haPimpYoPage.Com

Television:

lets see... i work way too much to watch tv.. but when i can.. you can find me watchin: family guy, simpsons (older seasons), law and order SVU, CSI: las vegas, south park (older seasons), saved by the bell, dawson's creek, the real world, viva la bam (i swear my mom acts and looks like april), jackass, iron chef, american idol- tryouts only-, full house, fresh prince, friends, just shoot me, will and grace, wonder years, daria, and last but def. not least.. boy meets world!

Books:

i never learned to read... wait.. does myspace comments count as reading?

Heroes:

people who can inspire, motivate, and uplift others... my friends and family that have influenced the person i am today and for always loving me for who i am...