Chuck Norris Facts 5 |
Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.
There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and b...
Posted by Mr.Romero on Fri, 12 Jan 2007 02:04:00 PST |
Hear the Music |
Have you ever watched kids On a merry-go-round? Or listened to the rain Slapping on the ground? Ever followed a butterfly's erratic flight? Or gazed at the sun into the fading night? You better slow d...
Posted by Mr.Romero on Mon, 11 Sep 2006 12:08:00 PST |
Words of Wisdom |
Words of Wisdom...The best kind of friend is the kind you can sit on a porch and swing with, never say a word, and then walk away feeling like it was the best conversation you've ever had ... It's ...
Posted by Mr.Romero on Fri, 11 Aug 2006 11:39:00 PST |
Facts About Chuck Norris 4 |
Ghosts are actually caused by Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.Chuck Norris thought up some of the funniest Chuck Norris facts ever, but he hasn't submitted them to the s...
Posted by Mr.Romero on Tue, 18 Jul 2006 10:10:00 PST |
Chuck Norris Facts 3 |
Guns don't kill people. Chuck Norris kills People.There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live. There is no chin under Chuck Norris' Beard. There is only another...
Posted by Mr.Romero on Thu, 18 May 2006 01:25:00 PST |
The Mouse Story |
THE MOUSE STORY A mouse looked through the crack in the wall to see the farmer and hiswife open a package.What food might this contain?" The mouse wondered- he was d...
Posted by Mr.Romero on Fri, 24 Feb 2006 12:08:00 PST |
Choices |
The Two Choices We Face by Jim Rohn
Each of us has two distinct choices to make about what we will do with our lives. The first choice we can make is to be less than we have the capacity to be. To ea...
Posted by Mr.Romero on Thu, 23 Feb 2006 02:50:00 PST |
Facts About Chuck Norris 2 |
Johnny Cash once shot a man in Reno just to see him die. Chuck Norris once nuked the city of Reno just to toast his Pop-Tart.
Chuck Norris once bowled a 400 game.
If paper beats rock, and rock beats s...
Posted by Mr.Romero on Mon, 20 Feb 2006 01:07:00 PST |
Facts About Chuck Norris |
Chuck Norris CAN find a needle in a haystack, and then kill a man with the needle... or the haystack.
Chuck Norris only masterbates to pictures of Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can unwrap a Starburst ins...
Posted by Mr.Romero on Wed, 04 Jan 2006 11:40:00 PST |
Phases... |
We all go through phases in life... I think in changing into a new one... Being in your mid to upper 20's its about time to truly grow up and take control of your situation called life... I feel like ...
Posted by Mr.Romero on Fri, 28 Oct 2005 06:17:00 PST |
