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Dookie Hand Damon!

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About Me


Enjoy some rad music videos
then some quotes I love...
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"I'm the king of rock,
there is none higher.
Sucker MC's should call me sire.
To burn my kingdom,
you must use fire.
I won't stop rockin'
'til I retire."
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"There is a son, he is born
with a silver spoon in his mouth.
Go on, boy, admit
there's got to be something you love
enough to protect.
You tire of things, I know,
but you have to push on.
Some men crave women
and some men crave gold.
Some folks die too young
and some die too old.
Some just want to pass
time with liquor and cards.
Some work to the top and
then some don't get far.
Boy, decide, you're too old to fuck around
and too young to die,
time to try life on for size.
Now the time has come
to pull yourself out of the mud
and fix yourself up.
Hell, don't you care how you look.
Your mother god rest her,
she'd spin in her grave
if she knew
what a mess you have made."
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"Is she really going out with him?
Is she really gonna take him home tonight?
Is she really going out with him?
Cause if my eyes don't deceive me
There's something going wrong around here."
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"If you even dream of beating me,
you better wake up and apologize."
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"...and if i put this revolver to my head
will god turn against me instead of taking
pity on a broken man?"
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"She hits the lights.
This doesn't seem quite fair.
Despite everything he learned from his friends,
he doesn't feel so prepared.
She's breathing quiet and smooth.
He's gasping for air.
"This is the first and last time," he says.
She fakes a smile and presses her hips into his.
He keeps his hands pinned down at his sides.
He's holding back from telling her
exactly what it really feels like."

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"If you'd accept surrender,
I'll give up some more..."

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"Tell me; where is the love?
In a careless creation,
when there’s no above.
There’s no justice,
just a cause and a cure.
And a bounty of suffering
It seems we all endure.
And what I’m frightened of
Is that they call it God’s love."
~~Bad Religion
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"Ooh hecky naw, that boy is raw"
~~Kanye West
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"Big buds, bitches with big butts.
Big BMW's home of the dick sucks.
My Bob Marley is bumpin like bitch what.
My money bumper to bumper now bitch what?
I'm bad, I'm back. I'm mad, I'm strapped.
Nigga what you want?
Nigga who you wit?
Came with my dogs,
leavin' with a bitch.
I don't see no nigga when I'm on the grind,
all i see is hoe niggas when I'm on the grind.
45 no nigga, know I'm holdin' mine.
Imma knock his ass down if its own his mind.
Tell the truth that nigga be rippin' aint it man?
just got a Benz and I got my shit painted man."
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"I refuse to give in to my blues.
That's not how it's going to be.
And I deny the tears in my eyes,
I don't want to let you see.. no
that you have made a hole in my heart.
And now I've got to fool myself..."

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"You could've been all I wanted
but you weren't honest
now get in the ground.
You choked off the surest of favors
but if you really loved me
you would've endured my world.
Well you're just as I presumed
a whore in sheep's clothing
fucking up all I do"
~~Coheed and Cambria
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"You can't be a real country unless
you have a beer and an airline -
it helps if you have some kind of a
football team or some nuclear weapons,
but at the very least you need a beer."
~~Frank Zappa
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"Go 'head throw them bows.
Fuck it, break a bottle
Let's be honest none of us
will ever date a model."
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"She calls me up
Says she's comin' over.
So I run home(oooh-ooh)
Just to wait around.
She calls me names
Then we play some mind games.
And I don't know(oooh-ooh)
But I think I like it.
Now she's the only one
Who blocks my number
And she's the only one I call
(Yeah, oh yeah)
What's wrong with me?
(Yeah, oh yeah)
Why can't I see?
(Yeah, oh yeah)
I'm so addicted to you...
and you're such a dick to me
I wrap myself
Around her little finger
And she gives me the middle one.
She calls and I come runnin' back.
I call, she never calls me back.
What's wrong with me?
I'm so addicted to you...
and you're such a dick to me."
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"This that new South,
take a picture of me.
'Cause I'm a fuckin' legend
and this is gettin' ugly."
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"I take strippers out to breakfast,
You can add that to my checklist"
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"I take all the good times I can get.
I'm too young for growing up just yet.
Ain't much I can promise you,
Except to do the best I can;
I'll be damned.
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1 Damon 6:23-24 - For I so loved myself, I gave my only begotten self to the righteousness of myself. Therefore, the only one more badass than I is, really, well, me?
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"Forty years from now, we'll realize that taking religion seriously was like taking astrology seriously."
~~Sam Harris
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"I don't love you anymore",
is all I remember you telling me.
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And I can't tell if you're laughing,
Between each smile there's a tear in your eye.
There's a train leaving town in an hour
It's not waiting for you and neither am I.
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"I hate mx liee n i just think the drunk mom ate shit down the stairs i better get some boobie action tonight"
~~Drunken text from Sean Gates
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"I'm on the block, posted up like a mailbox..."
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"I've got your number,
I'll steal your thunder.
I've got your mother's maiden name
tattooed on my arm."
~~Clutch
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"Pull the trigger and
the nightmare stops."
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He got a custom Continental,
he got an El Dorado, too.
He got a 32 gun in his pocket for fun,
he got a razor in his shoe.
~~~Jim Croce
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"In some respects,
I suspect you've got a respectable side.
When pushed and pulled and pressured,
You seldom run and hide.
But it's for someone elses benefit,
Not for what you wanna do.
Until I realize that you've realized,
I'm gonna say these words to you.
You don't know what love is,
You do as you're told.
Just as a child at ten might act,
But you're far too old.
You're not hopeless or helpless.
And I hate to sound cold,
But you don't know what love is...
You just do as you're told
I can see your man,
Cant help but win.
Any problems that may arise,
But in his mind there can be no sin.
If you never criticize,
You just keep on repeating
All those empty "I love you's."
Until you say you deserve better,
I'm gonna lay right into you.
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"Long live my radio,
it never lets me down.
Long live my radio,
give me sound!"
~~~Goldfinger
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"Some people never got over Vietnam or
the night their band opened for Nirvana.
I guess I never got over Charlie."
~~John Cusack in High Fidelity (I want MY Charlie)
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"And I'm left to shine,
but the legacy that I leave behind
be the seedthat'll keep the flame.
I don't ask for much,
but enough room to spread my wings
and the world finna know my name"
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"I always showed you off like a prom queen.
You were Norma Jean and I was James Dean."
~~Alien Ant Farm
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"I'm a man of my convictions.
Call me wrong, call me right,
but I bring my better angels to every fight.
You may not like where I'm goin'
but you sure know where I stand.
Hate me if you want to,
love me if you can."
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"They researched my stem cells and cloned 10 of me,
sent one of them back in time just to get rid of me.
Tryin' to stop me from having verbal epiphanies.
Now, thats a new definition for your own worst enemy.
~~Pharoahe Monch
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"The sun is comin' up over the hill... Or maybe it's not, I can't even tell. But there's a warmth on my face that isn't the blood, and my tears are turnin' the snow into mud. And I can't feel my left leg, but I think it's still there. Did I kill anybody? Hell, I never fight fair. What state am I in? Am I still on the run? Has it really been so long since I've seen the sun? My instincts are tellin' me to pick up and go, but I can't feel my fingers, and I can't move my toes. There's a drained bourbon bottle layin' next to my head, and the piss and vomit are the sheets on my bed.Is it you? Could it be you? Don't want it to.I went out all night drinking, so I took the bait; And I jumped off the interstate to Highway 8; To the bars full of girls who all know me by name. They all drink the same drinks, they all fuck the same. So now my eyes are turnin' red in this hotel bar, and she's breathin' out smoke as she motions towards the door. The kindness of a stranger, or a trick of the trade? God knows I'm not the first mistake that she's made.Is it you? Could it be you? Don't want it to.Is it you? Could it be you? Don't want it to.I been down and out. I been spit on for so long. I stored my shame in my belly, 'til I needed to be strong. In my last guilty moment; Stole a map and a truck. It's pure chance that I haven't already been picked up. But from here on the slate's clean. I'm headin' way south. Always heard the girls were pretty there, I got to find out. Look ma, your son's a travelin' man. I don't know what I did, now on I'll do all the good I can..."
~~Murder By Death
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"I love how you curse when I wake you up and sweetly demand that I fill your cup. I follow your cool gun powder glare. Honey, you lay me bare.You're the girl of my dreams and a pistol it seems, but you shoot me straight and true. Time to lay down my bets, Oh, I put all my money on you.When I'm in the dark, girl, you bring me to light. It seems like you're almost always right. So keep boxing my ears when I sew them shut. Baby, you sure are tough.You're the girl of my dreams and a pistol it seems, but you shoot me straight and true. Time to lay down my fears, Honey, I feel so safe around you.If the tiller man taught me anything, it's that a hard-headed woman is what I need to help me to always do my best. Baby, my life is blessed.You're the girl of my dreams. Darling, please wear this ring. You're an angel through and through. Time to lay down my life, Honey, I'd do it gladly for you.Time to lay down my life, Honey, I'd do it gladly for you"
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"I love me some me!"
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"And when I walk the streets
Kings and Queens step aside.
Every woman I meet
they all stay satisfied"
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"Am I still your charm
or am I just bad luck?"
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"This is America! I want a bowl of
raw red meat, right now! Forget that!
Bring me a live cow over to the table!
I'll carve off what I want and
RIDE THE REST HOME!"
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"There's not one thing that
you can say to make it right
Unless you say "I'm leavin."
And if you're not...
then please tell me why."
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My Interests

I try to be what I want to see in the world.

Free The West Memphis 3!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/West_Memphis_3

I'd like to meet:

Someone I care about enough to do this.....

http://notdirtywriter.net/?page_id=123

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Thanks for taking a
chance on me, hun.

Music:

And you will know us by the trail of the dead
1000 Homo DJ's
2Pac
22-20's
24-7 Spyz
30 Seconds To Mars
311

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A Tribe Called Quest
A.F.I.
The Advantage
Aesop Rock
Afroman
Against Me!
Air
Al Green
Alanis Morissette
Alice In Chains
Alicia Keys
Alien Ant Farm
Alkaline Trio
The Almost
American Hi-Fi
Amy Winehouse
Angels & Airwaves
Animal Collective
Anthony Hamilton
Anthrax
Arctic Monkeys
At The Drive-In
Atom & His Package
Audiovent
Authority Zero
Avail
Avenged Sevenfold

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B.B. King
B-52's
Babbletron
Bad Brains
Bad Religion
Badly Drawn Boy
The Beach Boys
BearVsShark
Beastie Boys
The Beatles
Beck
Ben Folds (Five)
Between The Buried And Me
Big Bad Voodoo Daddy
Big Dume
Billy Joel
Black Angels
Black Crowes
Black Eyed Peas
Black Flag
Black Keys
Black Rebel Motorcycle Club
Black Sabbath
Black Star
Blackalicious
Blink 182
Blondie
Bloodhound Gang
Blur
Bob Dylan
Bob Marley
Bonde Do Role
Bowling For Soup
Boyz II Men
Brad Paisley
Brand New
Bright Eyes
The Bronx
Bryan Adams
Buckcherry
Buckethead
Buddy Guy
Burden Brothers
Bush
Butthole Surfers

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Cake
Candlebox
The Cardigans
Cee-Lo
Charles Mingus
Cheap Trick
Chevelle
Children Of Bodom
Chris Isaac
Christina Aguilera
cKy
The Clash
Clutch
Coheed And Cambria
Cold
Coldplay
Common
Concrete Blonde
Corinne Bailey Rae
Counting Crows
The Cranberries
The Cure
Curtis Mayfield
Cut Chemist

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Danger Mouse
Dashboard Confessional
David Bowie
De La Soul
The Dead Milkmen
Dead Prez
Death Cab For Cutie
Death From Above 1979
Deftones
Del Tha Funky Homosapien
Depeche Mode
Detachment Kit
DevotchKa
Dilated Peoples
Dire Straits
Dixie Chicks
Dr. Dre
Dresden Dolls
Drive-By Truckers
Dropkick Murphys
Duncan Sheik
Duran Duran
Dustin Kensrue

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Eagles Of Death Metal
Easy Star All*Stars
Eazy-E
Elefant
Elton John
Elvis Presley
Eminem
En Vogue
Eric Clapton
Erykah Badu
Eve 6
Everclear
Explosions In The Sky

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Faith No More
Fall Out Boy
Fantômas
Fastball
Feist
Fictionplane
Filter
Finch
Fiona Apple
Flamin' Groovies
Flaming Lips
Flogging Molly
Foo Fighters
Fort Minor
Frank Black
Frank Zappa
Franz Ferdinand
Fugazi
The Fugees
Future Leaders Of The World

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G. Love & Special Sauce
Garbage
George Thorogood & The Destroyers
Ghostface Killa
Girl Talk
Glassjaw
Gnarls Barkley
God Is An Astronaut
Godsmack
Goldfinger
Good Riddance
The Good, The Bad & The Queen
Goodie Mob
Gorillaz
Grand Buffet
Grateful Dead
Green Day
Greg Graffin
Groove Armada
Guns N' Roses
Gwen Stefani
Gym Class Heroes

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H.I.M.
Hall and Oates
Hard-Fi
Harry Nilsson
Harvey Danger
Hatebreed
Head Automatica
Hed p.e.
Helmet
The Hives
Hootie & The Blowfish
Horse The Band
Hot Action Cop
Hot Hot Heat
The Hush Sound

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Iggy Pop
Immortal Technique
Incubus
Inspection 12
Interpol
INXS
Iron Maiden

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Jack Johnson
James Brown
Jane's Addiction
Jason Mraz
Jay Z
Jay Dee
Jedi Mind Tricks
Jeff Buckley
Jerry Cantrell
Jimi Hendrix
Jimmie's Chicken Shack
Jimmy Buffett
Jimmy Eat World
The Joggers
John Coltrane
John Lee Hooker
John Legend
John Lennon
John Mayer
Johnny Cash
Josh Todd
Joshua Redman
Joss Stone
Junior Senior
Jurassic 5
Justice
Justin Timberlake

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Kanye West
Kelly Clarkson
Kid Rock
The Killers
Killswitch Engage
Kitchens Of Distinction
The Kooks
KoRn

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Lacuna Coil
Ladytron
Lamb Of God
Latyrx
LCD Soundsystem
Led Zeppelin
Lenny Kravitz
Less Than Jake
Lily Allen
Linkin Park
Lit
Live
Living Colour
Long Beach Short Bus
Loudermilk
Louis XIV
Lucero
Ludacris
Lupe Fiasco

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M.I.A.
Mad Season
Madlib
Marilyn Manson
Maroon 5
The Mars Volta
Marvelous 3
Mastodon
MC Hammer
Meat Loaf
Melissa Etheridge
Metallica
Michael Jackson
Miles Davis
Modest Mouse
Morgan Heritage
Mos Def
MSTRKRFT
Mudvayne
Murder By Death
Muse
My Chemical Romance

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N*E*R*D
N.W.A.
Nada Surf
Nappy Roots
Neil Young
Nelly
Nelly Furtado
The Network
New Found Glory
New Pornographers
Nim Vind
Nine Inch Nails
Nine Pound Hammer
Nirvana
No Doubt
No Knife
NoFX
Nonpoint
Notorious B.I.G.

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Oasis
Of Montreal
The Offspring
Ok Go
Omar Rodriguez-Lopez
Otis Redding
Our Lady Peace
Ours
Outkast

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Panic! At The Disco
Pantera
Paramore
Parliament
Pat Benetar
Paul McCartney
Paul Weller
Pavement
Pearl Jam
Pennywise
Pepper
Peter Frampton
Phanton Planet
Pharoahe Monch
The Philadelphia Experiment
Pink Floyd
Placebo
Plan B
The Police
The Postal Service
P.U.S.A.
Primal Scream
Prince
Public Enemy
Puscifer

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Queen
Queens Of The Stone Age
Quicksand

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R.E.M.
The Raconteurs
Radiohead
Rage Against The Machine
Rancid
Red Hot Chili Peppers
Red Sparowes
The Replacements
Reverend Horton Heat
Rhymefest
Richard Cheese
Rilo Kiley
Rise Against
Robbie Williams
Robert Randolph & The Family Band
The Roots
Run D.M.C.
Rush
RX Bandits
Ryan Adams

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Sam Cooke
Say Anything...
Scissor Sisters
Scotch Greens
Scott Weiland
Screaming Headless Torsos
The Secret Machines
Seven Mary Three
Sevendust
Shinedown
The Shins
Silversun Pickups
The Sleeping
Slightly Stoopid
Slipknot
Sly & The Family Stone
Smashing Pumpkins
Smile Empty Soul
Smokey Robinson
The Snake The Cross The Crown
Snow Patrol
Soulfly
Soundgarden
Spacehog
Sparta
Spoon
St. Lunatics
Stabbing Westward
Stolen Babies
Stone Temple Pilots
The Stooges
Story Of The Year
Straylight Run
Streetlight Manifesto
The Streets
The Strokes
Sublime
Sugarcult
Suicidal Tendencies
Sum 41
Summerbirds In The Cellar
Supergrass
The Sword
System Of A Down

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T.I.
Taking Back Sunday
Taylor Hawkins & The Coattail Riders
Tears For Fears
Temple Of The Dog
The Temptations
Tenacious D
They Might Be Giants
Third Eye Blind
Thrice
Throwdown
Thursday
Tilly & The Wall
Timbaland
Toad The Wet Sprocket
The Toadies
Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers
Tonic
Tool
Toto
Travis
Turbonegro

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U.N.K.L.E.
U2
UGK
Unwritten Law
The Used

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The Verve
The Vincent Black Shadow
Violent Femmes

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The Wallflowers
Weezer
Wheatus
The White Stripes
White Zombie
The Who
Wilson Pickett
Wolfmother

Movies:

"Son, if you ever say another derogatory word about Elvis Aaron Presley in my presence again, I will kick the living shit out of you."
~~Sheriff John Wydell
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12 Monkeys
21 Grams
Adaptation
American History X
Army Of Darkness
Assault on Precinct 13
Bad Taste
Baseketball
Batman
Beetlejuice
Better Off Dead
Big Fish
The Blair Witch Project
Borat
Bubba Ho-Tep
Cabin Fever
Cannibal Holocaust
Cannibal! The Musical
Chasing Amy
Clerks
Coffee and Cigarettes
Dawn Of The Dead
Day Of The Dead
Dazed and Confused
Dead Alive
Dead and Breakfast
Death Proof
Desperado
The Devil's Rejects
Dirty Dancing
Dogma
Donnie Darko
Evil Dead
Evil Dead II
The Exorcist
Fast Times at Ridgemont High
Fear and Loathing In Las Vegas
Fire In The Sky
Freddy Got Fingered
Friday The 13th (Series)
The Frighteners
From Dusk Til Dawn
Full Metal Jacket
The Game
Garden State
Ghostbusters I
Ghostbusters II
Gremlins I
Gremlins II
H
Haggard
Half Baked
High Fidelity
High Tension
House of 1000 Corpses
The Hills Have Eyes
I Am Sam
Idle Hands
I Spit On Your Grave
Jaws
Kill Bill
Kill Bill 2
Kingpin
Kung Fu Hustle
Labrynth
Land Of The Dead
Last House on the Left
Leprechaun (Series)
Life Aquatic
Lightning Bug
Little Shop Of Horrors
Lock, Stock & 2 Smoking Barrels
The Lost Boys
Mallrats
Man with the Screaming Brain
Matchpoint
May
Mean Machine
Nightmare on Elm Street (Series)
Night Of The Living Dead
No Country for Old Men
The Omen
Once Upon A Time In Mexico
Ong Bak
Opera
Planet Terror
Predator
The Protector
Pulp Fiction
Reality Bites
Reanimator
Reservoir Dogs
Say Anything
Se7en
The Shining
Sideways
Snatch
Spaceballs
Slither
Suspiria
Texas Chainsaw Massacre
Texas Chainsaw Massacre II
Thank You for Smoking
Toxic Avenger
Usual Suspects
The Wall

Television:

Sportscenter, PTI, Around The Horn, 24.

Books:

haha, you're funny

Heroes:

De La Soul said it best,
"Me, myself and I."

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"Friday night they'll be dressed to kill
down at Dino's bar and grill.
The drinks will flow and blood will spill.
If the boys want to fight, you'd better let them."

My Blog

whatever man...

Well, I have this person who has weasled their way into my life.  I fought it at first and so did they.  But you know what?  Fuck it.  Whatever happens, happens.  I'm tired of...
Posted by Dookie Hand Damon! on Sun, 25 May 2008 12:18:00 PST

Too early?

I know its early, but my vote for sucker of the year in 2008 goes to me.   My friends and I had an amazing start to '08.  Beer year.  Planning beerfest.  Somehow I got convinc...
Posted by Dookie Hand Damon! on Tue, 29 Apr 2008 03:41:00 PST

Sleeping with the enemy...

We'll see.  Oh, we'll see...
Posted by Dookie Hand Damon! on Tue, 29 Apr 2008 07:53:00 PST

to NBA fans...

I owe a deep and hard-to-do apology to Baron Davis and Chris Paul.  They have both wedged their way into my top 10 or so players in the NBA.  But, in college, I hated these 2 motherfuckers w...
Posted by Dookie Hand Damon! on Wed, 23 Apr 2008 03:14:00 PST

Word...

Quotes from what is slowly becoming my favorite movie ever.  I don’t know if anyone else notices, but I am exactly like the main character of this film.  his life fucking sucks but wou...
Posted by Dookie Hand Damon! on Wed, 02 Apr 2008 06:56:00 PST

1997-2008, the reign is over.

This happened to me and it scared me a little bit.  Not to alarm anyone (trust me there is NO need to worry) but I was bored the other day and wrote a suicide note.  But not because I was th...
Posted by Dookie Hand Damon! on Tue, 18 Mar 2008 02:43:00 PST

east of omaha...

After a conversation recently about how people perceive me, I have decided to tell people there is more to me than beer, grills and sports.  Here are some of my favorite things in life(WARNING - ...
Posted by Dookie Hand Damon! on Tue, 18 Mar 2008 02:12:00 PST

Tops...

I don’t really know why I felt like doing this, but here are a few of my "top" lists.  Each is in no particular order...Bands - 1  Foo Fighters2  Jimmy Eat World3  Against Me...
Posted by Dookie Hand Damon! on Sat, 15 Mar 2008 09:36:00 PST

Jesus. Again?

Well, once again a song has been written that makes me think it was written about me.  Love when that happens... When you see a deer you see Bambi And I see antlers up on the wall When you see a ...
Posted by Dookie Hand Damon! on Wed, 05 Mar 2008 02:13:00 PST

Stolen from Ashley...

1. I've come to realize that, my current relationship:is nonexistant and way better than my last one, ha!2. I've come to realize that, I talk:whenever the fuck i want to 3. I've come to realize that, ...
Posted by Dookie Hand Damon! on Thu, 07 Feb 2008 02:12:00 PST