let's see if i can rattle off some things about me that you may or may not actually know --
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i clean my cookware as i prepare meals
i cut a "lizard-hatch" in the screen of my windows so that they do not get trapped and can escape back to their families
i like pierogies
the song "i know what guys like" is in my head too much
i haven't drank a cola in like 4 years
i love schawarma
i believe marquee is vastly under-used
it takes me half an hour to change the sheets on my bed
my shower curtain has the word "death" hidden in it (something i creepily noticed)
i own 56 different types of sharpie marker
i truly believe mass-consciousness will be achieved in my lifetime
i save so many things that mean something to me only to have them wind up in a box
i would punch my mom if it would make me a writer on either the simpsons or family guy
i have 19 pillows on my bed
i wish i was Seal
one day i will have my toenails permanently removed
guilt works on me
i was "the little red hen" in a 1st grade play
with enough alcohol i will dance like an idiot for hours (see: girl talk @ firestone)
i would gladly go to jail to punch the following people in the face;
robin williams star jones jared from subway cheney rachael ray tim and or eric bam margera brandon dicamillo the two guys from the "cory fairbanks mazda" radio commercials randy jackson
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