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Daniel J

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About Me

I''m a 23 year old, fast typing, website designing,custom shirt making, always fucking sleeping, computer all nighter, fire starting, schitzoprenic, split persona, million voiced, free flowing, military uniform wearing, ADD suffering, pizza loving, hard rock zoning out, head banging mosh pitting,live music arousal, travel obsessing, flight dreaming,Crazy son'bitchI I like to escape my surroundings with music
I detach myself from reality
I Listen to all Genres of music
I like to pretend I am in control, I am not
I like to consider myself to be different
but wish to be accepted
But really could give a shit less
I want to be loved but I know I'll just bring pain
I Love my dog Aurora Borealus "Northern Light of Fire"
I have lived in Iraq for a year
no I didn't kill anyone
I like to watch movies "go on cinematic adventures"
I like to make videos of crazy shit that my friends and I do
I would like to consider myself an artist
but I can't draw
I am completely happy with a laptop and the internet
I don't care what kind of car I drive and I don't care what car you drive (but Bettie KicksAss)
I have Friends that I consider my family
I have family I consider friends
I would die for my friends and family
I have lost a best friend
I have done things that people will never forgive me for
I have made some poor decisions
I have made some life alteratering choices
I want to work for myself
for now I work for The Man
I want to design my own t-shirts
I wish to one day fly higher than any crow
I am not always fully here
and I will not always fully hear you
I have a disconnected wire in my brain
I have a weird obsession with Pizza
I would eat it all day everyday if given the chance to
I like fire it calms me down and brings great amusement to me
I like to throw gasoline into the fire
I like to express my thoughts and feelings on paper
I call them poems but nothing ever rhymes
I always wanted to be 21 yrs old
but wishing it was still year 2000
I hate the fact that I will be forgotten
I want you to know who I am
I hate the smell of burning human shit
I hate the smell of Iraq
I hate that my computer can never go fast enough
I hate that I can never keep my concentration on anything for more than 20 minutes
I like to talk to people
I hate to talk for really long periods of time
I hate that a year of my life is wasted in Iraq
I can and will sell my left nut on ebay
I like scooby doo and Teenaged mutant ninja turtles
I sometimes live in the past
I sometimes go past the future
I sometimes can't help but to look
I can't remember anything
I believe in aliens
I've seen ghost
I deliver DFAC food for 5$
I deliver Pizza for 5$
I will do stupid random shit for any amount of money
I pick up pennies even when it's tails up
I take pictures of nothing
I have fucked up friends
I hate fanta
I want to cover my body in Ink
I love the place I go to when the needle hits my skin
I want to meet someone that knows where all the best local rock shows are at
I Love to meet new and crazy fucking people
I watch Fight Club atleast once every 3 months if not more
I don't smoke and don't care if you do
I do drink mostly just weekends though
I Love women with tattoos and piercings
I could really go for some ice cream right fucking now
I will give a free t-shirt to the first person that reads this all the way through
I really should try getting a life
I might just go buy one on ebay
I wish I could take the time to learn to play my bass
I love to party with complete strangers
I can be very quiet at first
I want to go back to Germany
I want to go to RockimPark again
I want to buy Dj a midget
I want to buy Kassie a ski resort
I want to buy Joe land with all the best wild game
I want to go to bed
I wish people would just go Fuck Off
I HOPE you are getting bored reading this
I Hope you think I'm a fucking retard
I hope you'll still talk to me, but fuck it if you don't
I pray for a mid air collision, life insurance pays off triple on a business trip
I am jack's smirking revenge
I want you to hit me as hard as you can
I can't think , therefore I am done
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Your Brain's Pattern
Your mind is a firestorm - full of intensity and drama.
Your thoughts may seem scattered to you most of the time...
But they often seem strong and passionate to those around you.
You are a natural influencer. The thoughts you share are very powerful and persuading. What Pattern Is Your Brain? This is a Poem I made right before my friend joe went to Iraq Dear Friend
Once again I stand be side my friend
we'd be together till the very end.
It was the best of times, it was the worst of times,
always expressing my every thought in these ryhmes.
Dear friend do you know you the only one I ever did trust,
tell me all will not be lost in the dust.
Dear friend you always did look out for me,
even when no one else could see.
helping each other with this life,
telling each other to put down the knife.
We are the perfect example of a true friend,
We will always be till the very end.
Dear friend tell me everything will be okay,
Dear friend tell me you'll be back one day
Dear friend do you know you might not be back
please GOD I pray you don't end up in a black sack
Dear friend it's true we've been trained to kill
we always did try to climb the highest hill
Dear friend can you tell GOD to be by your side
and promise me unkle sam doesn't tell me you died
Dear friend was it coincedence that i'm here
or was it fate taking away all my fear
losing my brother to this war I fear most
so here's to GOD and may GOD be with you is my toast
I know you won't die
so this isn't my goodbye
and once again I'll stand be side my friend
following right be side you to the very end

by daniel j conerd date=10-feb-04 dedicated to Joe

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Music:

I mostly listen to heavy shit ya know the kind of stuff that makes you just want to punch a random stranger in the mouth...yeah that is the best shit right there I don't think you really want to see a whole huge list of bands I listen to I currently have over 3,000 songs on my MP3 player so yeah I basically listen to everything I am very open minded and do not limit myself to one or two genres....

Movies:

Fight Club/ Jack vs Angelface
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Television:

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Books:

5 people you meet in heaven by Mitch Albom, The Giver by Lois Lowry, FightClub by Chuck P., Catcher in the rye,The Great Gatsby,Celestine Prophecy by James Redfield,

Heroes:

Anyone that can truly be themselves and not give a shit about what any one says about them. Anyone that can fucking Rock Out and that loves to get lost within the music.

My Blog

Mafia in denver?

Did you know that 90% of Rhode island is mafia?classic story... mafia king has son...who's rich gets into some shit with someone....next thing you know him and number 1 ( mafia's family number one hit...
Posted by Daniel J on Fri, 15 Feb 2008 08:25:00 PST

Blowing Up the Moon

  Then one day Joe was gone vanished without a trace there was no goodbye, no note nothing left but silent space the blood begins to dry was it really just a lie I find it kinda funny, I find it...
Posted by Daniel J on Sun, 28 Oct 2007 01:13:00 PST

what’s it like?

..> what's it like? todays question boys and girls is what's it like?this was asked to me today by some kid that was helping volunteer with habitat for humanity ( goodwill of homedepot basically) ...
Posted by Daniel J on Sun, 05 Aug 2007 07:17:00 PST

STARBUCKED

STARBUCKED Give me a double grande triple expresso shot go ahead make that iced can't drink it hot I need a quick pick me the fuck up just give me a bucket instead of a cup there is no escape to this ...
Posted by Daniel J on Tue, 17 Jul 2007 06:17:00 PST

not really sure what this is

so i'm not really sure what this is just a little something I typed out a night or two ago...drunkeness and whatnot...but like all my writings shit never really makes sense but I'm sure there is meani...
Posted by Daniel J on Mon, 11 Jun 2007 07:53:00 PST

FUCK YOU I"M OUT!!

  FUCK YAH TOMMOROW I FINAL OUT OF THE ARMY!!! it's been a very long,Interesting,eventfull 4 fucking years but time to get the hell out!! I'm gonna have to post up my long list of reasons on wh...
Posted by Daniel J on Thu, 24 May 2007 09:51:00 PST

Moral Dilema...$178,000

    Alright before you all start to seriously bitch me out and want to slap me up side my head...just hear me out first. What would you do for $ 178,000?...and not only $178,000 but  ...
Posted by Daniel J on Sat, 28 Apr 2007 05:59:00 PST

damn you mom what if I don't have 10 friends!!

Post a blog putting down 10 weird or random things about yourself.. then you go and tag 10 people. You can't tag someone who has tagged you already.1.  I like to find really funny and really reta...
Posted by Daniel J on Wed, 25 Apr 2007 06:26:00 PST

A Few Writings to taste

  ~Cold as Cold can be~ feb 07 I've locked myself inside my own cell and lost the key Why is it when I go to run I can never see. I've gone blind and lost my fucking mind. I'm the person to fall...
Posted by Daniel J on Thu, 19 Apr 2007 07:28:00 PST

I MISS MY WAR writing by brian mockenhaupt

This is a writing that a my friend joe got from someone and I decided to post it up for even more people to read it and for those of us that can relate to it and hopefully bring a better understanding...
Posted by Daniel J on Sun, 01 Apr 2007 01:42:00 PST