Rusty

What Famous Leader Are You?
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Your Superhero Persona by couplandesque
Your Name
Superhero Name The Mexican
Super Power Severe Mood Swings
Enemy Frozen Corpse Of Walt Disney
Mode Of Transportation Cadillac With Rims
Weapon Beer Bottle
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Your Superhero Persona by couplandesque
Your Name
Superhero Name The Bankruptcy Lawyer
Super Power Irresistable Sexuality
Enemy Circus Clowns
Mode Of Transportation Mechanical Bull
Weapon Beer Bottle
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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Rusty "the Admiral" Shackleford
Birthday: December, 28 1982
Birthplace: In a hospital accross from an awsome Chinese Restuarant
Current Location: In my room on the computer, in a town called Pearland
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Black
Height: 6 foots
Right Handed or Left Handed: Left, but I do have both
Your Heritage: Straight out of Compton
The Shoes You Wore Today: My only shoes, the black ones
Your Weakness: Well, I have stated before that females seem to be my undoing. That and Rum...
Your Fears: Not being able to own all the cars I've ever wanted
Your Perfect Pizza: The extravaganza from Domino's
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Not die in a horrible fiery accident at the hands of my arch nemesis Jacques Custou.
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: AHOY
Thoughts First Waking Up: Hmmm, I'm not dead yet.
Your Best Physical Feature: The body of a God.... sort of reminicent to Dionysus,god of wine and all booze hounds.
Your Bedtime: Whenever I lay down in it
Your Most Missed Memory: If it was missed, I wouldn't remember it right?
Pepsi or Coke: I prefer prune juice, it keeps you regular. hahahahaha
MacDonalds or Burger King: I prefer Jacque A'la Canton.... thats jack in the box to you non French speaking folks
Single or Group Dates: I really don't know, I'm usually just the comedic relief/wingman
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: hmmmm, I'd go with Lipton since it seems more southern.
Chocolate or Vanilla: I prefer Vanilla, but to each his own
Cappuccino or Coffee: Tea
Do you Smoke: No
Do you Swear: I am the son of a salty sailor so it comes natural.
Do you Sing: Sometimes... usually when no ones around, or I just really get into the song
Do you Shower Daily: Sometimes multiple times if the germs get everywhere, thats why I keep a can of lysol with me at all times
Have you Been in Love: I think I've been confused on several occasions; but then again I do love Dos Equis, that shit is the bomb
Do you want to go to College: Hmmm, I'm in college, so does that count?
Do you want to get Married: I would like to think that I could give back to the community
Do you belive in yourself: If I didn't, then who would?
Do you get Motion Sickness: Never, the motion is in my blood!
Do you think you are Attractive: I did say I had the body of a greek god
Are you a Health Freak: Oh yea, let me tell you, thats why I go around sporting the 14 inch grass snakes
Do you get along with your Parents: All the time, its like living with a big brother.
Do you like Thunderstorms: Sure, just so long as their loud and proud, you know, cause Life's a garden, dig it.
Do you play an Instrument: I play the guitar, I think I'm all right
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA..... yes
In the past month have you Smoked: nope, wait a minute... maybe a fancy cigar, but I cant remember
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Does pepto count?
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Im gonna go with a no on that one
In the past month have you been on Stage: can't say that I have
In the past month have you been Dumped: Not really I don't think, unless something happend that I was not aware of
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: I'm gonna say no on this one as well
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: I'll admit it, I took one of Brandon's beers.
Ever been Drunk: A few times
Ever been called a Tease: Not that I know of
Ever been Beaten up: No, I'm a kung fu master
Ever Shoplifted: Uh, I'm gonna plead the 5th on that one
How do you want to Die: I want to go into a bank armed to the teeth with blanks, make the teller pull the alarm, and when the cops get there, I run out firing at will and they cut me down. Afterwards, they see my shirt and it says "Smile, Your on Candid Camera." Man that would be hillarious
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Hmmm, James Bond. I can dream can't I?
What country would you most like to Visit: Either Japan or England/Scotland
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Blue
Favourite Hair Color: Brown/black
Short or Long Hair: I'd prefer long I guess
Height: Shorter than me; some might say I go for really short ones, but to those i say Avast ye lon Landlubber!
Weight: I'm no good at guessing girl's weights; I guess it depends on their hieghth, maybe 120 or something, hell I dont know
Best Clothing Style: I don't care, so long as they can pull it off
Number of Drugs I have taken: Well, theres all types of alcohol and then the pepto
Number of CDs I own: A lot, including the best thing I've ever bought; the Complete Studio Recordings of Led Zeppelin!!!
Number of Piercings: None
Number of Tattoos: None, but I've got a few in mind
Number of things in my Past I Regret: I don't regret much, cause you know, you got to keep on keepin on, lifes a garden dig it.
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