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colby

Allegedly Boating Under the Influence Since 2007

About Me

i hate chuck norris, stevie nicks and contractions. i once shot a wild boar in the face with a 9mm glock. i enjoy good company, good beverages and good stories. i'm also way into hemingway and hunter s thompson. i feel that commercial radio is the devil, and that the killers single handedly saved rock and roll. i also find it humorous that andy milanokis will celebrate his 30th birthday in january...not bad for a pre-pubescent greek kid.
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My Interests

the dog park

I'd like to meet:

the upper crust of the bottom of the barrelalso: Rodney Bingenheimer, Muhammed Ali, Carlton Fisk, Cameron Crowe, Gil Norton, Dave Grohl, Michael Moore (soley so I can punch him in the face), Rupert Murdoch, Matt Groening, and my maternal grandfather...i hear he was an interesting fellow.

Music:

mineral, folk implosion (lou barlow in general), the forecast, the honorary title, sean connery power violence, lucero, beck, johnny cash, alkaline trio, by the end of tonight, death cab for cutie, the who, the rolling stones, bob dylan, nada serf, nerf herder, archers of loaf, the kings of leone, the black keys, atmosphere, dan the automator, the streets, dizzie rascal, tom waits, the killers, mc5, the mars volta, neil young, death from above, the blackout pact, TEST ICICLES, straylight run and ron artest.. width="425" height="350" ..

Movies:

the usual suspects, rushmore, american history x, thrasher, hi fidelity, the way of the gun, albino alligator, punch drunk love, bruce almighty, singles, the big lebowski, where the buffalo roam, the royal tennenbaums, powder, anything with steve mcqueen, boiler room, and anything with the fat ben affleck

Television:

family guy, deadwood, aqua teen hunger force, and any soprano's episode with little steven in it

Books:

You wanna blow your fucking mind with some non-partisan political rantings mixed in with fast cars, fast women and high powered opiates; read Kingdom of Fear. You wanna learn about the lighter side of the American dream; read anything Andy Rooney ever wrote.

Heroes:

loud-mouthed and overpaid athletes

My Blog

scorps rule

    i've been listen to winds of change a lot.....lo and behold.....major changes coming soon. if you live at 29 palms, i may suddenly be a lot closer to you than i am now.and no, i did...
Posted by colby on Thu, 08 Mar 2007 10:37:00 PST

New Addition

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Posted by colby on Thu, 16 Nov 2006 06:30:00 PST

Bitchin Station Wagon

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Posted by colby on Thu, 16 Nov 2006 06:23:00 PST

Halloween Party Pics

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Posted by colby on Thu, 16 Nov 2006 06:15:00 PST

Via the JMo - Velcro Pygmies @Sherlock's in Clear Lake

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Posted by colby on Sun, 09 Jul 2006 03:01:00 PST

new england

I was twenty one years when I wrote this song I'm twenty two now, but I won't be for long People ask when will you grow up to be a man But all the girls I loved at school are already pushing prams...
Posted by colby on Mon, 29 Aug 2005 12:37:00 PST

...i wouldn't even put up a fight

i set fire to the house tonight burning every last memory of my childhood but the evidence still lingers it hangs around here with your ghost and it's selfish of me to ask you to leave but worse to b...
Posted by colby on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

just a funny little thought

maybe all the failures in my life are the result of not re-posting shitty chain letters on myspace.
Posted by colby on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

barry zito and the relentless pursuit of mediocrity

o chief petty officer my chief petty officer keep inching up  the chain of command and nevermind that when the shit comes gravity will always win and it is there in your face once more...
Posted by colby on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

scarlette johansen and the systematic elimination of the apostrophe

i have never been to fond of contractions nor am i amused by sophia coppola films these idiosyncrcies might help you to better understand me or they will perplex you i can assure you of very few thing...
Posted by colby on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST