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Wizard_9er

The misadventures of some guy doing something...

About Me

I am some guy, I do things and some times stuff.

My Interests

Things, shinny objects, books, caves and remote secluded areas, pulse riffles, ion cannons, evil villains, molten lava death traps, hell beasts, fire, brimstone, ninja swords, poison tipped rebound spear traps, laser trip wire, napalm, things that go boom, crowbars, giant kill bots, ranting about random things, cinderblocks, hubcaps, photon torpedoes, darkness, shadows, I like dead kittens more than dead puppies, rainy days, car accidents, train wrecks, goblins, zombies, dragons, life absorbing computer games, soul sucking video games, small furry woodland creatures, mountains, sprite, fettuccini alfredo, bananna nut bread, and stuff

I'd like to meet:

some one else

Music:

TooL

Movies:

I like movies that make you think. Movies that kinda alter your view on reality and leave you feeling like everything you know is wrong.

Television:

I hate the idiot box...there are some good shows on Television, but its not worth the constant bombardment of commercials...so I just don't watch Television...notice I said "Television" and not "TV"… TV is a nickname, friends use nicknames; and Television is no friend of mine.

Books:

man I love books, the way they smell, the way they feel and the way they take you to places far far away....currently reading: Wheel of time by Robert Jordan; any Dragonlance I can get my hands on; Jungian-Senoi Dreamwork Manual by Strephon Kaplan-Williams, and the Ultimate Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy by Douglas Adams.

Heroes:

I don't have any Heroes...I like all the Villains.

My Blog

A Long List of Maybe

Maybe things never go as you plan Maybe things are not what they are suppose to be Maybe your best efforts are never enough Maybe things are never meant to be Maybe things are not what they seem Mayb...
Posted by Wizard_9er on Mon, 26 Jun 2006 10:54:00 PST

A Bad Poem

A wretched poem A vile poem Leaving a trail of filth behind me as a roam A rotten poem About skid marks in un-deees And ripping heads off bunnies A disgusting poem A vomit poem About children asleep...
Posted by Wizard_9er on Wed, 10 May 2006 10:34:00 PST

Day O'Days

Wake me up when that day comes, for I am a Zombie, mindlessly beating on my flesh made to drums.   Let me know when she is near, for I am blind and can not speak or hear.   Give me a sign so...
Posted by Wizard_9er on Sat, 22 Apr 2006 03:44:00 PST

Truth of Word

Written words are fake and imaginary. Scribbled scrawlings on what was once the flesh of a tree, or the digital coding of billions of bytes of circuitry. We made them up...And they will fade away. Ink...
Posted by Wizard_9er on Thu, 20 Apr 2006 07:15:00 PST

Path Sike O

I did not loose my marbles, I broke them. I did not loose my way, I left it. The future I can not see. I am blind to what lays ahead of me. Behind me lies nothing. Beside me stands no one. With people...
Posted by Wizard_9er on Thu, 20 Apr 2006 07:42:00 PST

The Gibberish Man

Logical thinking of a mad man, Practical thinking of the insane. Birds living in underwater land, And rocks are flying like a plane. Simple man, a man gone crazy, Is singing his song to a daisy. Laugh...
Posted by Wizard_9er on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Things I know

I watch the vultures circle to feed, And I know, Their instincts only tell them to spill their seed. Also I know, From the nobelest Breed, To the lonelyest Runt, Every Hound is out for the hunt. I kno...
Posted by Wizard_9er on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Black Knight

On an endless field, checkered black and white, Stands a lonely and bedraggled Knight. He cares little for what lies ahead, For he dreams of the day he wakes up dead. For his crimes of coveting the Qu...
Posted by Wizard_9er on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST