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Lucas

To Find Your Soulmate, You May Have To Sleep With A Lot Of Other Guy's Soulmates

About Me

If you knew who I was, you wouldn't like me. If you knew who I used to be, you would hate me. But if you knew who I wanted to be, you would love me. ____________________________________________________________ __ I am not responsible for corrupting your children. Although I am responsible for corrupting you, which inturn corrupts your children. ____________________________________________________________ __ Luck is the complete absence of skill. ____________________________________________________________ __ Normal people fear the day thier parents die. Screwed up people fear the day thier parents kill. ____________________________________________________________ _

My Interests

Basketball, Comedy, Hockey, Football, People, Baseball, Golf, Movies, Music

I'd like to meet:

Reggie Miller, Kevin Garnett, Dave Chapelle, David Cross, Drew Carey,most importantly Chris Farley (RIP buddy), Kevin Smith, Jon Stewart, Joss Whedon, Holly Wliver(She used to sing the anthem for the Carolina Hurricanes), Butch Walker.

Music:

Dead Wait(RIP), Butch Walker, Lit, 12 Stones, Bowling For Soup, Stroke 9, Everclear, Sugarcult, Course Of Nature, Fuel, Handsome Devil, Taking Back Sunday, The Ataris, Yellowcard, Offspring, Third Eye Blind, Mad At Gravity, Marvelous 3 (RIP), Element 101 (RIP), American HiFi, Face To Face, Lefty, Mest, Boxcarracer, Blink 182, Dropline, Bif Naked, Fastball, Alkaline Trio, Automatic Black, Goodnight City, Christine Evans, Violent Femmes, I like all genre's of music, oldies, rap, country, rock, blues you name it.

Movies:

Any Kevin Smith Film, Tommy Boy, Black Sheep, Almost Hero's, Beverly Hills Ninja, Nothing To Lose, Dirty Work, Higher Learning, Boondock Saints, Hoosiers, Remember The Titans, David Cross: Let America Laugh(the funniest documentary you'll ever see, The Arkansa part was worth the purchase alone), Ice Age, Toy Story I & II, Dodgeball, Coach Carter, Friday Night Lights, Slap Shot, Evolution, White Men Can't Jump, Blue Streak, Anchorman, Serenity, Buying The Cow, Garden State.

Television:

Angel(RIP), Buffy(RIP), Titus(RIP), JKX(RIP), A Team(RIP), Drew Carey(RIP), Simpsons, WB's Superstar USA, Sports Night(RIP), Two and A Half Men, Everybody Loves Raymond(RIP), Clerks(RIP), Undergrads(RIP), Sports Center, Chappelle's Show(RIP), Firefly(RIP), Arrested Development(RIP), How I Met Your Mother, Law & Order: Criminal Intent, Scrubs.

Books:

Dante's Divine Comedy, Fraud, No Logo, The Life of Rielly, America The Book (A Citizens guide to democracy inaction), Who's Afraid of a Large Black Man, They Call Me Coach, A Good Walk Spoiled.

Heroes:

Chris Farley

My Blog

All We Are

I've been doing some thinking and I've decided that I shouldn't do so much thinking.  I should rely on gut instinct instead, as it seems to be right about 80% of the time.  It's that 20% tha...
Posted by Lucas on Sun, 08 Jun 2008 03:16:00 PST

This Evil World

So........I'm not hungover, which is a little sad I guess because the plan has been get blackout drunk this weekend for buddy's stag.  I didn't even drink on saturday.  Friday, well that's a...
Posted by Lucas on Mon, 02 Jun 2008 05:38:00 PST

The Only Thing I Like About Him Is His Girlfriend

What to write, oh what to write.  I must say that my life has been rather boring this week, not that it's a bad thing.No dramarama, no fuss, no muss.  I found out a girl I had a thing for is...
Posted by Lucas on Mon, 26 May 2008 05:16:00 PST

Race Against Myself

Sometimes the internet just wants to screw with you.  The internet is one big practical joker.  I guess it's not so much the internet, more so the outdated hardware and software.  eithe...
Posted by Lucas on Mon, 19 May 2008 05:57:00 PST

Tail Of The Sun

Life With Lucas.  That I believe is the name of the sitcom that is my life.  I like the whole philosophy of a sticom life.  Disposable characters, a few foils and the ability to laugh a...
Posted by Lucas on Sun, 11 May 2008 12:36:00 PST

All We Are

Another weekend, another one not spent at home.  I'm starting to think I should just buy a tent and stay in that for the amount that I'm at home.  We went to the casino last night and once a...
Posted by Lucas on Sun, 04 May 2008 03:16:00 PST

Fire In The Canyon

Do you ever getting the feeling that this is all there is?  I don't mean that one a theological level.  Like, this is the best it's going to get.  I think a lot of people do and that's ...
Posted by Lucas on Sun, 27 Apr 2008 12:37:00 PST

Little Black Heart

I'm 63, at least according to the Ninetendo Wii.  I guess that was 2 days ago now.  Yesterday I was 27 and today I'm 36.  We were at a house warming poker party that turned into a 14 pe...
Posted by Lucas on Tue, 15 Apr 2008 02:37:00 PST

Out Of My Head

There are reasons for the thing that should not be, not being.  Sometimes we (I) overlook the obvious in favour of the quick fix, well quicker fix.  It’s this kind of attitude that has...
Posted by Lucas on Sun, 06 Apr 2008 12:15:00 PST

Self Inflicted

Can I have a nap on your shoulder?I am so fricken tired today.  We had a hockey wrap up party last night and it lasted till 5 this morning.  I crashed on my brothers loveseat (fun!)&nbs...
Posted by Lucas on Mon, 31 Mar 2008 06:02:00 PST