Art and music, and making both. Good beer and cheese. Kokusai Jujutsu. Genbukan Ninjutsu. Sub Grappling. Kickboxing. Look my interests shouldn't really be displayed publicly, there are laws against these types of things.
You need to meet me! I'm a leader! You probably couldn't lead a monkey to a banana raffle, a leader needs funky catch phrases like, "Take it to the Max!" or "Monkey Banana Raffle!"
Swans, Strapping Young Lad, Meshuggah, Ulver, My Dying Bride, Cee-Lo, Rollins Band, Pantera, Dave Matthews, Emperor, Die Form, Led Zeppelin, Angels of Light, Calla, Queens of the Stone Age, Deftones, Roy Orbison
Solaris, Kung Pow, The Departed, The Day of the Jackal, Serpico, Evil Alien Conquerors, Twin Falls Idaho, La Femme Nikita, The Last Emperor, Tetsuo: Iron Man
The Executioner's Song, The Demolished Man, In the Miso Soup, Almost Transparent Blue, Theogonoy, Fall of Troy, The Amber Chronicles, Zazsie on the Metro, The Consumer, See a Man Cry Now Watch Him Die, Perfume.
Are you Anti-Donkey Mrs. Phelps?