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Sherlock Homo

Don't hate, proclimate.

About Me

Hombre de la mancha y International man of seisure. I sweat the small stuff, profusely, all but the spelling. My new joy? My superhero friends and all this hot, stinky, SWEATY cash!
Obnoxious things i've found:
Some people are like Slinkies...
Not really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.
How much tolerance would the intolerant tolerate, if the intolerant tolerated tolerance? Hmmmmm?

www.eatpoo.com

My Interests

Going to concerts and getting halucinatory (i see colors! silver! blue!), kitchen wares, home furnishings in general, architecture, irreverence, new music, new artists / art, new ideas, fashion, photography, things i've never done before, people i've never done before, punctuation, etymology, mythology, people whose balls are a witch.

I'd like to meet:

People who'll agree with me & stoners that wanna sleep over, arteests but not artists; exotic beauties that can take down stampedeing buffalo with a glance. Amozonians.

Dandies, unicorns, guys with big guns &

Music:

Maggie Gyllenhaal, Jenny Lewis, Rilo Kiley, Mirah, Lily Allen, The Gossip, Brittany Murphy, Dirty Sanchez, Giant Drag, Kelly Osbourne, Los Super Elegantes, The Lovemakers, Metric, Emily Haines and the Soft Skeletons, Christina Milian, The Pussycat Dolls, The Smiths, Sublime, Fiona Apple, Feist & Blink 182 :) awww highschool

Movies:

Happy Endings, The Opposite of Sex, United States of Leland, Friends with Money, Kathy Griffin Allegedly, The Science of Sleeping, Hard Candy, Bad Education, Art School Confidential, She's the Man, Big Business, The Devil Wears Prada, Adams' Family Values, Mona Lisa Smile, House of Yes, The Baxter, Big Girls Don't Cry they get Even, The Broken Hearts Club, Bye Bye Love, The Chipmonks Movie, Clifford, Copy Cat, Dancer in the Dark, Death Becomes Her, Drop Dead Fred, Dummy, Girl Interrupted, Ghost World, Harold and Maude, Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban, I Heart Huckabees, Kill Bill Volume 1, L'Auberge Espagnole, Ladies and Gentlemen The Fabulous Stains, A League of thier Own, The Legend of Billie Jean, Mean Girls, Pumpkin, Sandra Bernhard I'm Still Here Damnit, Sarah Silverman Jesus is Magic, The Royal Tenenbaums, Romy and Michelle's High School Reunion, The Squid and the Whale, Troop Beverly Hills, Wallace and Gromit The Curse of the Were Rabbit, Wet Hot American Summer, Wild Things, Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, The Wizard, What About Bob?

Television:

Boondocks, Carol & Company, Absolutely Fabulous, Boy Meets World, Clarisa Explains it All, Crank Yankers, Daria, Designing Woman, Golden Girls, She Ra, He Man, Jem, Mama's Family, My Two Dads, Oprah, Out of this World, Pryde Of The XMen, Roseanne, Sailor Moon, Sex and the City, Six Feet Under, Strangers with Candy, Winnie The Pooh, Wonder Woman, The Wonder Years

Books:

Fun House, House Of M, Wet Moon, How to Cook a Tart, How to Dress for Every Occasion by The Pope, Cunt, Blythe, Confessions of a Shopaholic, Feel This Book, The Villains Guide to Better Living, Scum Manifesto, The Great Gatspy + Photography and Art books. Oh yeish, and Sedaris on tape.

Magazines: Wallpaper, Surface, Flaunt, Spruce

Heroes:

Katherine Ann Watson, Eleanor Roosevelt, Michelangelo, Chuck Close and good parents everywhere, oh, and some people i actually know, believe it or else

My Blog

AN INCONVENIENT TRUTH

Have u watched an inconvinient truth? we're gonna die. watch it, ther's no time left. none. poof YOU ARE DEAD.
Posted by Sherlock Homo on Wed, 24 Jan 2007 11:12:00 PST

Ode to Manwhiches

swimmers list a milelong - i see no olympiansjust wales singin songs
Posted by Sherlock Homo on Wed, 06 Dec 2006 04:06:00 PST

Family Fun.

Best thing i've ever seen:   fuckyoubitchoffline.. San Francisco,California   Tight and Juicy!!Laid back sex kitten looking for a roughneck. oh wait - this one's even better! ...
Posted by Sherlock Homo on Sat, 02 Dec 2006 11:09:00 PST

I've been shut down!

Myspace took the two sexy naked men off my page? Hades! HADES!!!
Posted by Sherlock Homo on Tue, 21 Nov 2006 02:06:00 PST

TICK TOCK

LA la la la la la la. I love deliberation, it comes second to none in this cold heart - well, maybe shopping. This grrl loves to shoppe (as they say in Le French) cash or credit, any-thing t...
Posted by Sherlock Homo on Tue, 21 Nov 2006 02:03:00 PST

Heady Dangers

far off strangers velvet pants and sweatshirt that doesn't quite reach my wrists strangers talking | girls walking | asian giggling heard devils mass | far off class | villians bar...
Posted by Sherlock Homo on Wed, 15 Nov 2006 09:46:00 PST

Suffering in Silence, the sun bleeds from my eyes

i'm not working, reading alot of comics in bed, painting, setting up some travel, living in the loin, trying desperatly to keep it casual - it's kinda working. If only i didnt have to interact with th...
Posted by Sherlock Homo on Wed, 25 Oct 2006 09:29:00 PST

Feelings are treasures, so bury them.

What's up with Depends? Depends on what? What are those crapping old people depending on? I guess that thier pampers dont spring a leak. Fuk i gotta write this shit down - i'm spewing gold people! GOL...
Posted by Sherlock Homo on Sun, 15 Oct 2006 04:56:00 PST

innocence even in the oddest of places

So i was on skank.com (not the actual site name) and i came across a great thing, in the midst of barebacks and poppers, your place or mine, there's somethings not tainted, or i so i hope. As Ms....
Posted by Sherlock Homo on Fri, 13 Oct 2006 01:45:00 PST

Don't you just LOVE fake people!

Oh how they fill the world with hope and joy. Being the recipiant of fake fucks is like getting a big wet tongue kiss from buddah! Joy to the world, it's full of fake ass mother fuckers :)
Posted by Sherlock Homo on Thu, 12 Oct 2006 11:43:00 PST