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BS

Freshly Shorn Anus.

About Me

So heres the deal. I'm 22(now) takin a break from school to spend some time at home and work. I am madly in love with vegetable Bethany. I love music in general. I would consider myself a novice drummer marching to the beat of borderline insanity. Recently I have been trying to hone my skills on the blues harp. There's nothing better than an impromptu jam session. I'm a big fan of packing the buick with a frisbee, hacky sack, music, munchies, and cigs and hittin the road. If you've got one foot in the past and one foot in the future; you're pissin' all over today. Live like you mean it.

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My Interests

Jet Skiing, laying on the beach, eating KFC, smoking, writing, drums, sushi, frisbee, sleeping, making abnoxious facial expressions while farting on people, Beth, being naked, getting tattooed, watching porn with Omara, penguins, raising hell while I can still get away with it.

I'd like to meet:

Someone who doesn't buy the bullshit that most people do. You know who you are. I would also like to meet Jon Luvitz, so I can tell him to stop saying 'eat flesh'. He neglected to respond to my e-mails, so I figure that he would be forced into a response if I were to acost him in person. The porno of Brian's life will be called ...

"Amateur Candid Hump Van"

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Music:

The Doors, Bob Marley, STP, Rage, Bob Dylan, Sex Pistols, The Who, Zeppelin, Floyd, Radiohead, Sublime, Hendrix, Zappa, Cream, CCR, Nirvana, Primus, Tool, Soundgarden, G n' R, Skynyrd, the Beatles, The Roots, the Dead, Deep Purple, Coltrane, Marvin Gaye, Pearl Jam, Beastie Boys, Van Morrison, Miles Davis, OAR, the Stones, Flaming Lips, Aerosmith, Beck, Allman Brothers, Neil Young, Common, Toots and the Maytals, and a bunch of other shit.

Movies:

Back to the future trilogy,Reservoir Dogs,South Park bigger longer and uncut, Beverly Hills Cop,The Goonies,Batman,Home Alone, Boondock Saints, Monty Python and the Holy Grail,Pulp Fiction,Momento,Sniper, Bad News Bears, This is Spinal tap, Groundhog Day, Blow, Trainspotting, Army of Darkness,

Television:

Family guy,Simpsons,South Park,Cat House,Aqua Teen,Robot Chicken,Niptuck

Books:

Siddhartha,Catcher in the Rye,Descarte

Heroes:

Jesus Christ