DOOM COOKIE!

..Im moving to start my career as a Psychiatrist/Psychologist because im so smart and fuckin awesome. I do runway part time, and go to school... Duh! Im a gymnast but a little out of practice and a classically trained belly dancer. I have friends who are on here and it seemed like a cool idea... Dont come off like a playa hater:) jk...(THINGS I LIKE) 1. Scaring my friends. 2. Engaging in severe bouts of binge eating and purging. 3. Breaking the curve on an exam thus screwing everyone else and bragging about how smart I am in front of the whole class. 4. Being able to eat whatever I want and not gain a pound. 5. Dress up as animals with a group of friends and hire a big man hating, bearded bull dyke to whip our masochistic asses during a PETA rally, 6. Slapping people. 7. Hitting on mormons while they're doing their mission work.(THINGS I HATE) 1. Any kind of melon. 2. Slow and/or old drivers. 3. Homeless people. 4. Leaf bugs. 5. Intellectual snobs... Especially the ones who base their entire domain knowledge on the literature of another without being able to form personal judgements due to their grossly depleted imaginations. 6. People who wear too much cologne/perfume to the point that you can actually taste it in the air. 7. Cinnamon, and cucumbers. Uh fucking cucumbers are so nasty!I also hate when I touch bugs on accident... Especially when they're doing something really gross like humping... Barf!