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The Paisan of Pain

Jesus saves but Gretsky scores on the rebound

About Me

Someone in this room...is a murderer!!Few things can make me laugh every time I see them...this is one of themI saw Yoko Ono come in the bookstore, and I ran to the music history section. I grabbed every book on the beatles I could find and ran back, then I threw the books at her yelling, "YOU ARE THE VILLAIN IN ALL OF THESE STORIES!"
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The Movie Of Your Life Is Film Noir
So what if you're a little nihilistic at times?
Life with meaning is highly over-rated.
Your best movie matches: Sin City, L. A. Confidential, Blade Runner If Your Life Was a Movie, What Genre Would It Be?

My Interests

Theatre, Food, Film, spending money, video games, stage combat

I'd like to meet:

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Add to My Profile | More VideosWe succeeded in taking that picture [from deep space], and, if you look at it, you see a dot. That's here. That's home. That's us. On it, everyone you ever heard of, every human being who ever lived, lived out their lives. The aggregate of all our joys and sufferings, thousands of confident religions, ideologies and economic doctrines, every hunter and forager, every hero and coward, every creator and destroyer of civilizations, every king and peasant, every young couple in love, every hopeful child, every mother and father, every inventor and explorer, every teacher of morals, every corrupt politician, every superstar, every supreme leader, every saint and sinner in the history of our species, lived there on a mote of dust, suspended in a sunbeam.The earth is a very small stage in a vast cosmic arena. Think of the rivers of blood spilled by all those generals and emperors so that in glory and in triumph they could become the momentary masters of a fraction of a dot. Think of the endless cruelties visited by the inhabitants of one corner of the dot on scarcely distinguishable inhabitants of some other corner of the dot. How frequent their misunderstandings, how eager they are to kill one another, how fervent their hatreds. Our posturings, our imagined self-importance, the delusion that we have some privileged position in the universe, are challenged by this point of pale light.Our planet is a lonely speck in the great enveloping cosmic dark. In our obscurity -- in all this vastness -- there is no hint that help will come from elsewhere to save us from ourselves. It is up to us. It's been said that astronomy is a humbling, and I might add, a character-building experience. To my mind, there is perhaps no better demonstration of the folly of human conceits than this distant image of our tiny world. To me, it underscores our responsibility to deal more kindly and compassionately with one another and to preserve and cherish that pale blue dot, the only home we've ever known.Carl Sagan

Music:

Dropkick Murphy's, Flogging Molly, Reel Big Fish, Jazz, Classical, 80's hair metal, and (thanks to Sarah) Sondheim

Movies:

Gangs of New York, Run Lola Run, Requiem for a dream, Clockwork Orange, Full Metal Jacket, The Five Rings (a movie about captain planet that I was in talk to me if you want to see it), Time piece , SLC Punk, Mel Brooks, Princess Mononoke, Spirited Away, Princess Bride, Goodfellas, Kevin Smith, Clue, Murder by Death, Josie and the Pussycats (don't knock it until you've seen it I'm serious), Monty Python films, March of the Penguins, and many, many more talk to me to find out if you're so interested jerk!

Television:

simpsons, family guy, all in the family, food network, looney tunes, grey's anatomy, and many, many more you interested in me-type-person

Books:

Tao of Pooh, Shakepeare, The Far Side, Calvin & Hobbes, Bloom County, Comic Books, The Hobbit, The Westing Game, Harry Potter, Brian Jaques, Confederacy of Dunces

Heroes:

Christopher Eric Hitchens(the most articulate man ever! See what he had to say about Jerry Fallwell)

My Blog

The Paisan of Pain will live again!

For those of you who don't know. I have started training to be a pro wrestler at the House of Pain in Hagerstown.House of PainPart of my training is to fight in free shows to the public on Tuesday nig...
Posted by The Paisan of Pain on Mon, 16 Jul 2007 12:46:00 PST

stick with me on this

Fuckin eh I am posting another stupid god damn blog. I really hate that these things exist. They are giving me an outlet for being an over loquacious, depressed asshole. Well now that that is out of t...
Posted by The Paisan of Pain on Tue, 03 Jul 2007 11:06:00 PST

WTF

Seriously WTF?!Nobody knows how to give good advice anymore. It's all cliche this and cliche that. And being depressed fucking blows. Apathy towards everything and loss of appetite. Yeah I know, ME wi...
Posted by The Paisan of Pain on Mon, 02 Jul 2007 07:53:00 PST

Behold the One True Faith!

http://www.venganza.org/ be touched by His noodly appendage!
Posted by The Paisan of Pain on Mon, 05 Sep 2005 04:38:00 PST