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C.J., you're so cool, everybody likes you

The smart criminal orders an All-You-Can-Eat Buffet for a last meal

About Me

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My Interests

Books:

The Lucifer Principle, The 48 Laws Of Power, Jurassic Park, Ishmael, Animal Farm.

Heroes:

Billy Joel, Abbie Hoffman, Antonin Artaud, the narrator of Camus' The Stranger.

My Blog

REVENGE OF THE AWKWARD

So, I was working at the Power Plant Barnes & Noble today at the 2nd floor Information Desk. I was minding my business, pretending to find the price and ISBN number on the back of an erotica book ...
Posted by C.J., you're so cool, everybody likes you on Tue, 27 Feb 2007 01:13:00 PST

Go fuck yourself! (Read why!)

If everyone just went and fucked themselves in earnest, then war would stop because we'd all sit back and go, "Wow, I don't want to fight. I just want something to eat and drink. But I might fall asle...
Posted by C.J., you're so cool, everybody likes you on Fri, 25 Aug 2006 09:25:00 PST

Box Office Employee of the Minute

Man oh man I didn't think I needed my little ticket-selling cheat sheet until I found out today that they are stopping construction on the Center for the Arts because they lost so much money on accoun...
Posted by C.J., you're so cool, everybody likes you on Thu, 10 Nov 2005 11:43:00 PST

Return of the Awkwarrrd!!!

So I get out of a meeting with a professor at around eleven, grab something to eat, and head back to the dorm to lay down for a bit. I have class at 12:30 so I set the alarm. I wake up and head o...
Posted by C.J., you're so cool, everybody likes you on Mon, 17 Oct 2005 10:02:00 PST

aaawwwkwaaarrrd. . .

OK I don't normally do blogs but this is a funny story. So Ian calls me and says he'll be outside my dorm in two minutes so I wait a minute and a half and head outside to see a car pull up. I see the ...
Posted by C.J., you're so cool, everybody likes you on Fri, 02 Sep 2005 10:52:00 PST