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Mahq

f Aa'd a moggie , I'd caal it Pussy...then punch it in the flap box.

About Me

I'm arlardy imminington the frosted...ha ha ha. I've neguoobed the old wincer in the pasters office. Still you'd thing the orty would pull out of there sooner than that! Take that Midlander.

My Interests

Eastenders on tv, Eastenders on DVD, reading about Eastenders.

I'd like to meet:

Anyone at aal but espeically a youg piece of fluff wi git big bristols an canny corner of hor livingroom weor Ah can tyek a leak.Also I'd sniff Wendy Richards.

Music:

Vanessa Carlton Neil Sedaka gallagher

My Blog

Ayy up!

..tr>  So there Ah wez on stage in front of maybe 50 punters, when Ah thowt whats the myest disgusting thing anyone had sez te them in thor live. Then it dunsh me! I'd caal them a bunch of cun...
Posted by Mahq on Thu, 09 Oct 2008 05:40:00 PST

My thoughts on a 9/11 video

Check out this video: My thoughts on 9/11 ..Add to My Profile | More VideosFeel free to paypal me for a complete transcript...
Posted by Mahq on Mon, 07 Jul 2008 06:48:00 PST

Check out this video:

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Posted by Mahq on Tue, 25 Dec 2007 08:52:00 PST

Rogans 8 inches.

CHRIST! Will someone tell  Rogan that 8 inches of blackness he's holding in his right hand isn't his boyfriend's cock. It's a Microphone.HE DOESN'T HAVE TO FUCKING SHOUT EVERY FUCKING THING!!!Wh...
Posted by Mahq on Tue, 16 Oct 2007 03:51:00 PST