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Scott

Piano Playing Jackass

About Me

Well these are the hardest questions to answer, but I'll give it my best shot!By night I go by the moniker of Josephine, drop a bunch of speed and dance on the corner of Santa Monica and Highland in my best dress and high heeled pumps.Other interests include, croquet, crochet, lawn darts, long walks on the beach, short walks on the beach, and hippie drum circles

My Interests

Playing music, wrtiing tunes, listening to music, watching or playing sports, going to the beach, enjoying the nightlife, enjoying a book, enjoying good company, good food, nice dogs...

I'd like to meet:

Well surely everyone has something positive to add to society. But this isn't about everyone, this is about who I want to meet. I want to meet a flatulent deaf mute, followed closely by heads of state of small third world countries. Stalkers will be given preference over laid back easy going types. Circus performers, NASCAR fans, and people who believe Shlit's to be the best beer ever inquire within. Oh, and I also want to meet anyone who wears a trucker hat, or a sport jacket over a used t-shirt they paid $50 for. If you are one of those people, please let me know, maybe you can put me on the guest list to your cool hip Hollywood parties.

Music:

Bruce Springsteen, The Beatles, Counting Crows, Coldplay, Doves, John Coltrane, Miles Davis, Push Stars, Better Than Ezra, Martin Sexton, David Mead, Ben Folds, Billy Joel, Elton John, Bruce Hornsby, The Kinks, Miles Davis, Radiohead, Otis Redding, Sam Cooke, Marvin Gaye, Barry White, U2, The Who, Wilco, Vivaldi, Bach, Jonny Cash, Thrills, Roxette, Flock of Seagulls, The Church, The Dixie Chicks, Motzart, Philosopher Kings, Dean Martin, Roberta Flack, Pavement, Alex Chilton, Big Star, Modest Mouse, Randy Newman...I think thats enough

Movies:

Anything with the Govenah of de state of Cal-y-fonya

Television:

Seinfeld, Simpsons, Soprano's, Curb Your Enthusiasm, The News

Books:

Myself Amongst Others, (A history of the Newport Jazz and Folk Festivals) Born To Run, Glory Days (The closest thing we'll ever get to a Springsteen autobiography) Profiles in Courage (President Kennedy wrote it)Any cheap mystery novelsANYTHING by Danielle Steele that has Fabio on the cover

Heroes:

John Lennon, Paul McCartney, George Harrison and Ringo Starr for inventing rock and roll, my parents for making sure I didn't turn out to be a jackass, Bruce Springsteen for showing me what a $70 concert should look like, The Darkness for making me believe in a thing called love, The good people at Red Roof Inn and Cracker Barrell across the interstates of this country...

My Blog

Sick and Tired

Seriously, I am sick and tired. Strep throat again, someone get me some meds please.
Posted by Scott on Sun, 06 Nov 2005 02:31:00 PST

Jess and Kelly

All of you fabulous men out there, I would like to encorage you to stalk and try to meet Jess and Kelly, my two illegitimate cousins/nieces. They are hot babes and they will make you popular.
Posted by Scott on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

People in CA have NO sense of humor

No one in this God-forsaken state understands sarcasm... Beyond people questioning what my problem is with NASCAR, the circus, or third world countries, people on the street don't have the faintest...
Posted by Scott on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST