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About Me

I'm a crazy little cunt...
Graham's Handi-Work:

My Interests

leotards and thighighs
oh yes.
and mannequins.
and wigs - okay, anything relating to costumes of any shape sort or size. dressing up is key to living.
- BUT, especially leotards and thighighs.
and mannequins.
AND HOW COULD I FORGET FAKE EYELASHES?!
and high waists and tapers.

I'd like to meet:

People Who Want To Have Fun!

Dedicated Dreamers

a tendency for themery and costumery is always a plurse...
aaaaaaaaahhhhahahahaha!!!:) ..

Music:

cab calloway gits me where it feels good.also: i have a raging hard-on for all things rock'n'dance. lately: the moving units - who I perpetually want to call Minus the Bear. Why? WHYY???!!!!and the rapture makes me orgasm in my pants just a little. okay, a lot.

Movies:

i have good taste in film.
i'm cool.
trust me.

by the way...did i mention earthgirls are easy?

Television:

we have an antennae that lets us watch pbs...RACEY.

Books:

There's A Monster At The End Of This Book!

Heroes:

gramma bernie
Dedicated Teachers.

My Blog

t- to the r- to the ble

wow. itchin' for trouble right now...
Posted by Ol' Vag Lips on Tue, 06 Nov 2007 08:17:00 PST

dear lawd.

so, i haven't been on here since may.if you tried to add me as a friend, odds are you were denied....nothing personal, just trying to clean out the old friend invite box (or spam orgy as it is more ac...
Posted by Ol' Vag Lips on Tue, 03 Jul 2007 05:09:00 PST

Because I am just the boycotting type...

It's Torture! It's Porn! What's Not to Like? Plenty, Actually Movie Producers Are Abusing Woman and Making a Profit Off It By Lenore Skenazy Published: May 28, ...
Posted by Ol' Vag Lips on Wed, 30 May 2007 12:28:00 PST

The Boob 'n' Poon

I am going to open a Strip Club called The Boob 'n' Poon.It will involve lots of cigarettes and liquor clothed in paper bags....Probably the classiest attire in the whole place...! (Awww yeah...)You a...
Posted by Ol' Vag Lips on Tue, 27 Mar 2007 04:00:00 PST

House Party 2006

Group Photo. Me & Jillums. - Jesus hangs with us. NBD.Whats in my drink? Excuse me, there is something in my beverage. Distraction. Back to that card game... Belly rubs are comforting. It was thi...
Posted by Ol' Vag Lips on Tue, 26 Sep 2006 07:33:00 PST

Pre-Party

Renee instructs....
Posted by Ol' Vag Lips on Tue, 26 Sep 2006 07:25:00 PST

Rollin.

Danielle discusses. Renee retorts. Then gives us the Sultry Car Pose. non-tilt. John mayer sang something about this once... OHmigod....
Posted by Ol' Vag Lips on Tue, 26 Sep 2006 07:24:00 PST

At Da Club

Renee is a good listener. Melissa Throws Back. Renee and Danni pose for two cameras. A camera study. Melissa & Danni pose for Renee. Operation Camera Laugh. If only she had a corndog. Danielle acce...
Posted by Ol' Vag Lips on Tue, 26 Sep 2006 07:21:00 PST

L8R

Melissa has a few drinks and decides to seduce the paparazzi.Prepare for Danielle to bring it home:UHH! Rock it Pantego. Danielle gets her hair out of her face so that she can get into yours. Dan...
Posted by Ol' Vag Lips on Tue, 26 Sep 2006 07:17:00 PST

AFTER The Club.

Divas. Danielle & Melissa saunter and scoff at the divas. Chow not ciao. HOT, HOT, HOT! Renee calm down.Renee is trying to alert us to something what IS it Renee? What is it?The International ...
Posted by Ol' Vag Lips on Tue, 26 Sep 2006 04:48:00 PST