I don't trust anyone who doesn't like potty humor. Also I'm fond of:
driving remote control cars through hotel lobbies, tricking robbers with clever traps, getting left behind on vacations, cashing checks crooks give me, buying mansions, ordering room service, jumping on beds, throwing pies, getting chased through restaurant kitchens, leaping fences, losing my stepdad's rare baseball to the neighbor's fearsome dog, hangin' with Benny "The Jet" Rodriguez, playing the giant piano at FAO Schwarz, chewing tobbacco and barfing at the carnival, riding the "Kid-a-Pult," being hopelessly amateurish at hockey, rollerblading to the max, hanging out The Max, falling comically all wide-eyed, hacking the mainframe, and discovering my golden retriever is good at every sport...
