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About Me

The Gruesome Twosome. The original hot-pants wearing, boy seducing, tag team trouble makers. We're faeries, we're hardcore, we won't kick your ass unless we have to, but in the meantime we're too busy partying to worry about it. "Blondes have more fun but brunettes remember it the next day" We like to dress up. We like to laugh. We like to drink, but there's more to life than just the party (wait, or is there?)... In case you haven't taken the time to read our journals The Wonder TwinsTM was a nickname given to us by a friend and if we don't take it seriously, how can you possibly take it seriously?

My Interests

Pearls. Whiskey. Wearing pearls and drinking whiskey. Polish sausage. Staying up late. Good music. Seducing boys. Being lushes. Costume design. Road Trips. Living in the playgirl mansion. Playing faery tricks. Sharing boys. Having big butts. Hot pants. Dressing up. Corsets. Heels. Bar Bathrooms.

I'd like to meet:

Boys who can hang. People who need rescuing. People who can drink lots of whiskey. Other Faeries. Costume designers. Fashionistas and experts at playing with hair. People who don't take things too seriously. Thrift store addicts. People who love costume jewelry. People who love costumes in general. People with brains that use them (they're getting harder to find!). And, YOU!

Music:

Peaches. Outkast. Patsy Cline. Cyndi Lauper. Booty House. Booty anything. Hip Hop. Live @ the Playgirl Mansion...

Television:

Sex and the City, AbFab

Books:

The Ethical Slut. Sandman Chronicles. Disco Bloodbath. The Fifth Sacred Thing. Good Faeries Bad Faeries.

My Blog

Road Trip Number Two

Day One4:45pm fridaymusic: Jungle fever*Afternoon Freakout*Drving through the tenderloin we decided to call justin for his b-day. Mid-conversation we come up with the great idea to say fuck it and b...
Posted by The Wonder Twins on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Last Night!

Last night we were going to have ONE BEER for the going away party of our hot Polish Boy... he is leaving the country to work in Amsterdam. Somehow one beer at Zeitgeist turned into an exodus to...
Posted by The Wonder Twins on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Happy New Year

The Wonder Twins spent new years in our underwear at home drinking champagne. Don't you wish you'd been there? New Years day was a purple parade through Stompy as we danced into the new year.... ...
Posted by The Wonder Twins on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Road Trip Number One

On the road with the wonder twins:: A transcript of a five day bender we took this past May... ROMY AND MICHELLE GO TO OREGON Day One: Thursday 5/22 Manage to struggle thorough a full days ...
Posted by The Wonder Twins on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

And the Wonder Twins were born

it all started back in High School really. We never dubbed ourselves by this name. We were always just part of the faery kingdom, flitting around, raving it up, out until all hours of the morning. ...
Posted by The Wonder Twins on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST