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Coco, but if you like you can call me Sensai

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About Me

I drive a bus to pay for the stuff I enjoy, which includes anything related to sword fighting and listening to alot of the band CLUTCH.
I'm a Mom, I've been a carnie, a stripper, a pro wrestler, a carpenter, a roofer and a gogo dancer.
I'm addicted to shoes, Fluevogs and Docs in particular.
I love eating avacados.
I don't eat anything with, or which ever had 4 legs, no cow, pig, swollen goat or dog.
I have a crush on a robot, but she's sexy, so it's ok.
I know just about every Clutch lyric there is, I don't know what they mean half the time, but I can sing em all. Once upon a time I decided to start researching some of the more obscure Clutch references in Clutch lyrics, it's an amazing world Neil Fallon lives in and one day, I will reach complete lyrical enlightenment.I do NOT support the war effort.
I HATE George Bush and Prime Minister "Bush-litr" Harper.
I SUPPORT civil rights and human rights and minority rights and womens rights.
But, I do NOT support a couple twin girls friviolous human rights lawsuit against hockey in general being sexist against them.
I have strong opinions, I blog about them once in a while.
Lesbian means gay. If you have a penis, I'll most likely get along with you, but just because I get along with you, it doesn't mean I want to hook up with you
I sew Clothes and collect tattoos. I like fairies and kittens but not babies. ummm I guess that's about it.

My Interests

The crusades
Medieval history
the Knights Templars
Herbal medicine
Women in history
Pirates
Fantasy books
Anatomy... but only because I'm made anatomically correct and am a good Model
Sewing
CLUTCH
Witches
Fairies
Folklore
Mythology
Dancing

I'd like to meet:

Anyone from the best band...CLUTCH.

Music:

CLUTCH... ...ok I'll expand this one a bit. Clutch is the best band in the world and should one day receive recognition for their brilliance, but other bands I like are...The Clash, The Sex Pistols, La Tigre, Joan Jett, the Ramones, Blondie, Hanoi Rocks, A whole wack load of weird southern fried rock like Lynyrd Skynyrd and Joe Walsh,(but I don't usually admit it....), The Transplants, System of a Down, but the new album needs ritalin, White stripes, the Basement Jaxx and Moloko.... I know, a wee bit diverse...Local stuff I like a band called The Detentions, Moses Mayes, Squareheads, Used to LOVE Big Lung, but they stopped playing...Canadian bands White Cowbelle Oklahoma, Broken Nose... still checking out some new bands on this site... will post more as I find em.

Movies:

Lord Of the Rings, Kingdom of heaven, Clash of the Titans, Excalabur, Legend, Willow, Braveheart... anything with swordfighting

Television:

I used to really like Xena... a giant chick who can kick anyones ass... who didn't love that show??right now there isn't too much on tv which is really floating my boat. Just World Cup Soccer.

Books:

anything by David Edding, Katherine Kurtz, Raymond Feist or Guy Gavriel Kay, annnnddd George RR Martin, and Sara Douglas, and Inga Muscio... GO READ "CUNT" NOW!!!

Heroes:

my kid... She is seriously the funniest person I've ever known...lol serious and funny in the same sentence!!! My wife... Cause she stood up to the entire conservative party caucus with me to fight for our rights!!! Clutch... cause they're sooooooo damn good. My Grandpa...for no particular reason, he just is. My Grandma, for being married to my stubborn grandpa for 60 years. Neil Fallon, for being the lyrical genius that he is.

My Blog

It’s a two Blog Kinda day, Birthday Blog

Yesterday was my birthday. I turned 36. I have a problem with Birthdays. I'll admit that. I know all the shit people say "age is just a number", "you're only as old as you feel"... blah blah blah. I s...
Posted by Coco, but if you like you can call me Sensai on Sun, 19 Aug 2007 08:24:00 PST

Clutch Blog, part, well, I don’t know, it’s just stuff I didn’t get in the other one

Alrighty, so I'm one week back from my most awesome Clutch Trip. To recap, I saw Clutch in Winnipeg on Aug 7, Regina on Aug 9, Saskatoon on Aug 11. This is a little bit of stuff about Regina and Saska...
Posted by Coco, but if you like you can call me Sensai on Sun, 19 Aug 2007 08:03:00 PST

REGINA, Clutch

Firtst of all.. I said Clutch in Regina... NOT the rhyming word... thankd Dana... Ok so Thursday clutch in Regina... I wrote an amazing blog about the whole show, and it dissappeared into myspace land...
Posted by Coco, but if you like you can call me Sensai on Sat, 11 Aug 2007 08:53:00 PST

Clutch in Winnipeg

Well, after 6 years, they finally came back to Winnipeg. I really hope it isn't another 6 years until they come back again... Sean, the Merch Man... you rock. Thanks for everything. Ok so here's ...
Posted by Coco, but if you like you can call me Sensai on Wed, 08 Aug 2007 09:52:00 PST

PROUD, pride, whateve...

so, this weekend was Winnipeg Gay Pride. I'm gayish, so I went. Straight people don't understand gay pride. Kinda like how white people don't understand the need for the Negro College fund. It is nice...
Posted by Coco, but if you like you can call me Sensai on Tue, 12 Jun 2007 10:15:00 PST

The Outsiders

A year ago, we moved to the suburbs. I'll say, We're still n00bs out here. Most of the families are a mom, a dad, a couple kids, or, the ever increasingly popular blended families living in the giant ...
Posted by Coco, but if you like you can call me Sensai on Tue, 24 Apr 2007 07:45:00 PST

P.M.S.

I was joking around with a guy at work today. He says to me "hey Coco, what are driving" and I said "A bus, idiot, why do you think I'm here?" And the guy I said it to started laughing, but some other...
Posted by Coco, but if you like you can call me Sensai on Fri, 10 Nov 2006 09:01:00 PST

the bum and the coat

Anyone familiar with the intersection of Broadway and Osborne? I take over a bus there almost every weekday... you get to be quite familiar with the regular bums, squeegie people (I refrain from calli...
Posted by Coco, but if you like you can call me Sensai on Thu, 09 Nov 2006 05:56:00 PST

Dr. Martens... A Tale of Whoa!!!

I have a wicked cool pair of Docs. Had them for about 6 years. I wear them everywhere... all seasons, any event. I love them damn boots!!! I usually thinkzippers in boots is for babies and people who ...
Posted by Coco, but if you like you can call me Sensai on Thu, 12 Oct 2006 08:23:00 PST

Let me tell you about my Union

I used to be self employed. Single, a mom, and self employed. Single, a mom, self employed, in a male dominated industry which was basically seasonal employment. That might be the definition of STRESS...
Posted by Coco, but if you like you can call me Sensai on Mon, 02 Oct 2006 09:27:00 PST