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About Me


narcotized
adj : under the influence of narcotics; "knocked out by doped wine"; "a drugged sleep"; "were under the effect of the drugged sweets"; "in a narcotized state; stuperous" [syn: doped, drugged, narcotised]
fear
n 1: an emotion experienced in anticipation of some specific pain or danger (usually accompanied by a desire to flee or fight) [syn: fearfulness, fright] [ant: fearlessness]
"You got me all wrong Holy man. I absolutely do believe in God, and I absolutely hate the fucker"
She's on the Dark side
I taught the killing game, first
People whine about the supposed lack of detail within my profile [God knows fucking why] so I'll do the little... public service thing and share some information
[x] I'm not skinny but I'm not a whale. I'm Curvy
Curvy is sexy. My flab isn't flowing out of my pants but I can engage in activities without the fear of breaking bodily bones
[x] Dancing is one of the most enjoyable passtimes in the world. Period.
DDR falls under this catergory, too. I like Raves. I like drinking nothing but water and having strobes flicker over my face for hours on end. I like wearing UV reactive clothes and laughing with people holding glowsticks
Then I like Industrial clubs. Admittedly, they're my favourite kind. Places that play good musik. Places I can show off my falls. Places where people have eyebrows that are ever sexier than mine. R'n'B is the musik for shaking ass and dancing til you drop- I'm not lame enough to limit myself to one genre of musik. Irregardless of what other people think
[x] I drink. I smoke and I do some forms of drugs. If you have a problem with this, then don't even think about bitching. Just piss off of my page and continue with your self righteous bullshit somewhere else
I'm not straight edge and I'm not one of these pathetic plebs who draw an X on the back of their hand and pretend to be- You know who you are
[x] I'm opinionated and I do not bite my tongue
If I disagree with something you say I'll break your jaw and piss in your fucking eye then I'll voice my opinion and debate it. I don't force my beliefs onto others, and therefore, I don't expect it to be done to me
[x] I'm Bod Mod obsessed
Piercings. Tattoos. Hurr dye. Scarification. Branding. Tongue splitting. Suspension. All so goooood Admittedly as of late I seem to have moved away from piercings and focused more on my tattoos. I have numerous pieces of ink including two half sleeves in progress. I generally don't post pics of them online due to uncreative shitheads who steal your design and have it tattooed on their bodies, too
[x] I dye my hurr every couple of weeks or change it's style
I'm OCD like that. I'm extremely hair-orientated. If you have bad hair don't bother speaking to me because it's likely I won't be listening... distracted by your ugly wig
I'm shallow. I'm callous. At least I'm honest I call things as I see them, an Apple's a fucking Apple, y'know? But really, when you get to know me I'm quite a good person. I'm just blunt and frank
[x] I'm a Nintendo freak
Whilst I embrace Playstation for the sex that is FFVII and the PS2 for my delightful Kingdom Hearts, I will forever adore and worship all that is Nintendo. They are the daddies. They are amazing and I will kick your booty at any Mario, Pokemon or Zelda game in tha land *Pose*
My SNES is like my child
I am the proud owner of my very own Paulie Monster so do not feel compelled to leave me messages telling me I'm "Hawt", asking me to marry you or trying to convince me how perfect we'd be together. Because we wouldn't
I've found my Soulmate. Best Friend. True Love. And it's all wrapped up into one Paul-shaped package
Warning?
I guess I better had to avoid retards feeling the need to whine at me
[x] Don't add me and then never say a word
I hate that shit. I hate it when people do it. I'm undoubtably going to get people like "You never leave me messages". I don't currently have the internet, I have to gain access at my parents house. I have an excuse ^.^
[x] Obesity repulses me
No, I'm not fat people biased. I know a lot of people who aren't exactly sticks and lub them to pieces. However, I cannot stand big people who wear clothes that are too small for them. I can't stand people who constantly eat and then whine about being fat, but never do anything about it
[x] Cyber sex is creepy and sad
If you can't get some pussy or cock in real life, then that is your problem. Don't leave me pervy messages because I will not do it and I don't want to see your lil shriveled excuse for a wang
[x] There are no naked pictures of me that you can see
I have been asked this on more than one occasion. It's vile. There are millions of dirty porn sites out there for you to sit and jack off over. My naked body will never be seen by you, so don't kid yourself
Yes. I am happily taken by a very sexah man. Yet another reason why pervy messages are not appreciated. Now, this is important- Pervy messages are not encouraged but pervy PEOPLE are!! There are fewer things funnier than a dirty mind. I have one that could rival a sewer and enjoy meeting people of a similar... nature
That is pretty much all for now
I'm seriously lazy and this thing requires way too much HTML for my liking, so I'll polish it off another time when boredom consumes me
People know the drill. If you add me to your friends list, fair enough. I'll more than likely add you back ...
As long as you aren't a complete moron. Of course ^__^
..

My Interests

[x] Big ass clompy Boots
[x] Platforms
[x] Hurr Dye
[x] Goggles
[x] Synthetic Hair

[x] Body Modification
[x] Arrogance
[x] Black eyeliner
[x] Cocaine
[x] Intelligence
[x] Big dangly earrings
[x] Photography
[x] Raves
[x] Wristbands
[x] Cars
[x] Rollerblading
[x] Fake eyebrows
[x] Funky panties

[x] The colour Pink
[x] Bondage
[x] Smooth, hurrless people
[x] Glam
[x] Makeup
[x] Drawn on eyebrows
[x] My puddy tat, Marley

[x] Debates
[x] Narcotics
[x] Alcohol
[x] Cheap, plastic accessories
[x] Glitter
[x] Jack Daniels

[x] DDR
[x] Cold drinks in hot cups
[x] Speed
[x] Bright colours
[x] Video Games
[x] Nintendo
[x] All Nighters at The PleasureRoom
[x] Simple but romantic gestures
[x] Anime
[x] Manga
[x] Industrial
[x] Cyberdog
[x] Swear shoes

[x] Handcuffs
[x] Fishnets
[x] Armwarmers
[x] Freakishly kinky sex
[x] Dancing in supermarkets
[x] Motorbikes
[x] Carebears- They is teh sex

[x] P-Unit ^.^ Teehee
[x] Orgasms//My bois crotch *Rawr*
[x] Cannabis
[x] Clothes
[x] Sarcasm
[x] Warm cuddles on cold nights
[x] Hentai
[x] Mocking people who blatently deserve it
[x] Cute animals, and having more of them than I should

I'd like to meet:



IAN BROWN!

Richard Ashcroft

Bob Geldof

Aside from the above?
[x] Eurotrashgirls
[x] Bois who know how to be dead
[x] People who have fun with drugs
[x] Wise up! Suckers
[x] Floorfillers
[x] Darkangels
[x] Fighters in the 3rd War
And anybody with a Twisted Thought Generator

Yahoo: narcotized_hedonist
.. narcotizedfear
MSN: narcotized_fear

Unique. Funny. Sarcastic. Witty. Intelligence. Beautiful. Artistic. Open minded. Individuals
I'll chat to anybody who can think and act for themselves. Anyone who isn't afraid to be themselves... Plus people who simply have good taste

Music:

Mainly Industrial, EBM and Darkwave.
I have a weakness for bad Pop music from time to time, the likes of Aqua and NSync. Mock me!
Favourite band, uhm, Pink Floyd
[x] Ian Brown
[x] Mika
[x] Radio Kaos
[x] Scissor Sisters
[x] Velvet Acid Christ
[x] Gnarls Barkley
[x] Kane
[x] David Bowie
[x] Covenant
[x] Hanzel und Gretyl
[x] The Gorillaz [x] Skinny Puppy
[x] KMFDM
[x] MDFMK
[x] Rob Zombie
[x] Zeromancer
[x] VNV Nation
[x] HIM
[x] Apoptygma Berzerk
[x] Assemblage 23
[x] Marilyn Manson
[x] Brand New Idol
[x] Hocico
[x] Haujobb
[x] Lights of Euphoria
[x] Project Pitchfork
[x] Seabound
[x] Combichrist
[x] Das Ich
[x] DJ Tiesto
[x] Razed In Black
[x] The Verve
[x] Placebo
[x] A Perfect Circle
[x] Dead Can Dance
[x] Decoded Feedback
[x] London After Midnight
[x] Richard Ashcroft
[x] Kidneythieves
[x] Icon of Coil
[x] Gackt
[x] Dir En Grey
[x] Massiv In Mensch
[x] Miss Kittin and The Hacker
[x] Felix Da Housecat
[x] Boomtown Rats
[x] Enya
[x] Nine Inch Nails
[x] Mindless Self Indulgence
[x] Oingo Boingo
[x] Johnny Cash
[x] Pride and Fall
[x] Snog
[x] Outkast
[x] Jay Z
[x] Ja Rule
[x] Ludacris
[x] Kanye West
[x] Usher
[x] Wofsheim
[x] Fields of the Nephilim
[x] Leaetherstrip
[x] Noise Unit
[x] Beyonce
[x] Tool
[x] 50 Cent
[x] Nelly
[x] The Streets
[x] Coldplay
[x] Oasis
[x] James Blunt
[x] Android Lust
[x] Claire Voyant
[x] Andrea Bocceli
[x] Funker Vogt
[x] Faithless
[x] Gwen Stefani
[x] Missy Elliott
[x] Pet Shop Boys
[x] The Killers
[x] War of The Worlds
[x] Danny Elfman
[x] U2
[x] Suicide Commando
[x] Ministry
[x] Ca-Razy ass techno musik
[x] Syrian
[x] Whitesnake
[x] Guns N Roses
[x] The Cure
[x] Wumpscut
[x] Bunnydrums
[x] Angels and Agony
[x] And One
[x] De/Vision
[x] Bauhaus
[x] Faith and The Muse
[x] Diary of Dreams
[x] Front 242
[x] Frontline Assembly
[x] REM

Movies:

[x] Sin City
[x] Pink Floyd: The Wall
[x] Meet The Feebles
[x] The Nightmare before Christmas
[x] Trainspotting
[x] House of 1000 Corpses
[x] The Devils Rejects
[x] Edward Scissorhands
[x] Labyrinth
[x] Moonchild
[x] Fight Club
[x] Party Monster
[x] American History X
[x] Stigmata
[x] Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
[x] The Rocky Horror Picture Show
[x] Hedwig And The Angry Itch
[x] Vincent
[x] Dark City
[x] Snatch
[x] Constantine
[x] Se7en
[x] The Dark Crystal
[x] Last of The Mohicans
[x] Beetlejuice
[x] Happy Gilmore
[x] The Witches
[x] Little Nicky
[x] Troy
[x] Pirates of the Caribbean: Curse of The Black Pearl
[x] Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Mans Chest
[x] Willy Wonka and The Chocolate Factory [Mmmmm... Gene Wilder!]
[x] Human Traffic
[x] Fifth Element
[x] Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels
[x] The Crow
[x] Spawn
[x] LOTR Trilogy
[x] Cowboy Bebop: The Movie
[x] Madagascar
[x] White Chicks
[x] Bad Santa
[x] The Incredibles
[x] Aliens
[x] Hellraiser Series
[x] Resident Evil 1&2
[x] Lilo and Stitch
[x] How High
[x] Friday
[x] Next Friday
[x] Friday After Next
[x] Hellboy
[x] From Hell
[x] Shaun of The Dead
[x] Robots
[x] DODGEBALL [x] Chasing Amy
[x] Mallrats
[x] Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
[x] Dogma
[x] Charlie and The Chocolate Factory
[x] Saw
[x] Saw II
[x] Family Guy. Stewie Griffin: The Untold Story
[x] From Hell
[x] Frontline
[x] Smokin Aces

Television:

[x] Two Pints of Lager and A Packet of Crisps [x] CSI: Miami
[x] Bad Lads Army
[x] Scooby Doo
[x] Carebears
[x] Rainbow
[x] Ren and Stimpy
[x] Fairlyodd Parents
[x] Powerpuff Girls
[x] Spongebob Squarepants
[x] Dexters Lab
[x] Recess
[x] Ed Edd n Eddy
[x] Fosters Home for Imaginary Friends
[x] Cow and Chicken
[x] Cowboy Bebop
[x] Neon Genesis Evangelion
[x] Excel Saga
[x] Outlaw Star
[x] DBZ
[x] Tenchi
[x] Ultimate Muscle
[x] Friends
[x] Will and Grace
[x] Viva La Bam
[x] The Fast Show
[x] Bremner Bird and Fortune
[x] Red Dwarf
[x] Sex and The City
[x] Desperate Housewives
[x] Blackadder
[x] League of Gentlemen
[x] Bottom
[x] Father Ted
[x] Questiontime
[x] Gimme Gimme Gimme
[x] Goodness Gracious Me
[x] French and Saunders
[x] Little Britain
[x] The Simpsons
[x] Futurama
[x] Family Guy
[x] American Dad [x] Ideal
...Admittedly, most of those are Series on DVD that I own ^.^

Books:

This would be longer than any list imaginable. So, let's just go with Authors or Series.
[x] Frank Miller
[x] Harry Potter
[x] A Clockwork Orange
[x] Fight Club
[x] Junk
[x] The Bell Jar
[x] Hitchhikers Guide to The Galaxy
[x] Dune
[x] Terry Pratchett
[x] Tom Holt (My God)
[x] Stephen King
[x] Phillip Pullman
[x] Richard Laymon
[x] Dean Koontz
[x] J.R.R.Tolkien: And not just sodding LOTR either
[x] Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
[x] Catch 22
[x] The Melancholy death of Oyster Boy- Tim Burton
[x] Roald Dahl- Especially Fantastic Mr Fox 3

Heroes:


People I admire include:
[x] Ian Brown
[x] Liam and Noel Gallagher
[x] Bob Geldoff
[x] David Bowie
[x] Dave Gilmour
[x] Roger Waters
[x] Tim Burton
[x] Salvidor Dali
[x] HR Giger
[x] Richard Ashcroft 3

My Blog

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Y'know, life is really really messed up, and as I discovered as of yesterday, so is the road in which I currently resideOne of our... I dunno, Summer Drinking Crew? Was found murdered in an Alleyway n...
Posted by *Ka-Zap!* on Tue, 17 Apr 2007 11:05:00 PST

Being English?

I think I am finally embracing my heritage and nationality *Takes bite of scone* Fuck knows why it took me so long *Sips tea* England is truly the Home of the Greats ... Well, I do live here ^.^ I kee...
Posted by *Ka-Zap!* on Sat, 20 Jan 2007 10:46:00 PST

Lights are blinding my eyes

What's happening in my lifeUpdates are becoming scarceThis guy makes me happier than anyone ever hasHe's sexThis is my puddy tat, MarleyHe's a stonerChristmas Eve was kick ass, but double shots of abs...
Posted by *Ka-Zap!* on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I do use this thing... occasionally

But when it eats frikking posts I took time to type up, YOU SEE WHY I LOATHE THE PIECE OF SHAT! *Kicks*
Posted by *Ka-Zap!* on Tue, 10 Jan 2006 11:07:00 PST

You're beautiful, you're beautiful, it's true

I feel like a pile of bollocksMy Nana died on TuesdayIt is her Funeral on WednesdayI keep crying a lotThat's about all I need and want to sayThere must be an AngelWith a smile on her face...
Posted by *Ka-Zap!* on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Post-age! *Woo*

I can't get over how much I'm obsessed with Sin City Seriously   No, I'm not a lame ass who saw the film and now likes to pretend I'm the biggest fan in the world!!oneone!- I've adored Frank Mill...
Posted by *Ka-Zap!* on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Pastures new?

I haven't used this baby for the longest timeGod knows why, because I have quite a few good friends over here in teh world of myspaceLife is goodBetter than goodShaun is still rocking my life and my p...
Posted by *Ka-Zap!* on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

It's been a while

I rarely seem to post blogs here anymore Well, anywhere really Time is an issue As is willpower Sometimes, I just can't be bothered. Yeah, I know I am lazy I posted a couple of new peektures ...
Posted by *Ka-Zap!* on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Flames

This thing got really... technical and fancy That or, they just ripped off livejournal Either way I'm not really online much anymore. Haven't had regular computer access on account of rarely ...
Posted by *Ka-Zap!* on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Think of the animals: Take heed

Do you know, a strawberry starburst can choke a Badger to death? Yeah Think about that one Help save wildlife. With me, Poptart Gurl and Dave Angel: Eco Warrior
Posted by *Ka-Zap!* on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST