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Donkeylips

I think my favorite condiment is Relish, then mayo

About Me

My name is Eddie, but most people call me Donkeylips. I spend my summers in upstate NY at Camp Anawana. My best friend is Budnick, and we like to harrass the other campers (but i really don't like doing it, i just go along with him to make him happy). I like wrestling, but I almost didn't make it in because I was too heavy for the heavyweight class...luckily Ug figured out the scale was off. Anyway usually i'm just looking for something to eat around camp, cause they never give us enough food, or i'm trying to avoid an awful waffle.

My Interests

Camp Anawana, food, eating, wrestling, being lazy, hanging out with Budnick

I'd like to meet:

Fellow alumni of Camp Anawana, counselors or campers, and a girl who looks like Dina...and talks like Dina...and acts like Dina...or maybe just a girl who can cook really good. and make lots of food..

Music:

the camp anawana song

Books:

comic books mostly

Heroes:

Budnick, Sponge, Ronald McDonald, the Pope, and James Dean

My Blog

Buddy fucking Lembeck

Well friends, I have some disheartening news for you.  I, Donkeylips, have fallen victim to myspace harassment!  Who would do this? is what you may be asking yourself right.  Well, I'l...
Posted by Donkeylips on Tue, 25 Apr 2006 06:57:00 PST

since u been gone, i can breathe for the first time

Well, I thought my movie career was going to take off, but it hasnt  Im beginning to think that I might have a slight weight problem.  I think that if I lost 10 pounds, people would be knock...
Posted by Donkeylips on Sun, 15 Jan 2006 12:02:00 PST

Quote of the day!!!!!!!

"Dear Donkeylips, what the fuck was that!?" quoted by Jade Wednesday, August 31 2005 by email ...
Posted by Donkeylips on Sun, 04 Sep 2005 12:03:00 PST

Quote of the Day!!!

" jeez, well look who's a pimp now." quoted by JenWasLike... on Sunday, August 28 2005 I've BEEN a pimp, biotch. ...
Posted by Donkeylips on Wed, 31 Aug 2005 09:50:00 PST

If a guy has his tongue pierced...

I now know what it is like to have loved and lost.  I lost big time.  I am hopelessly in love with the most beautiful girl in the world, and she thinks we should "just be friends".  I p...
Posted by Donkeylips on Wed, 31 Aug 2005 09:46:00 PST

Quote of the day!!!!!

"This some sort of joke?" Quoted by Tenebrae on Wednesday, July 27 2005
Posted by Donkeylips on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

hate mail for donkeylips :(

Look at what I found on the internet!!  This kind of made me cry a little... Deeeeeeer DOnkey Lips, i have seen your work, and i must say, you suck. I believe that you are right on par (as far a...
Posted by Donkeylips on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Bring Back Salute Your Shorts! Sign the petition!

Everyone should sign this petition to bring back Salute Your Shorts on Nickelodeon!  You know you just can't get enough of me! http://www.petitiononline.com/jgallo03/petition.html ...
Posted by Donkeylips on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Camp Anawanna T-Shirts!!!

http://www.zeketheplumber.com/ Everyone go here and you can buy Camp Anawanna shirts, just like I used to wear at camp!!!!
Posted by Donkeylips on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST