Riojas profile picture

Riojas

.. ..

About Me

oh shit son, I'm now 25. I feel that I have about 5 good years left before I start to slowly die and leave this crazy place called Earth. I have two kids who will continue my legacy and a wife who is trying to speed up the killing process. Unless you are family or a very good friend, I probably hate you. No reason, I just get bothered very easily. Don't take it personal, I don't like most people. Hell I don't even like imaginary characters like Santa Clause, the Easter Bunny, or Jesus. If you have any questions or comments, leave them on here. If not, good day and I hope you get AIDS in your eyes. Enjoy!I edited my profile with Thomas Myspace Editor V4.4 (www.strikefile.com/myspace)

My Interests

San Antonio Spurs, metal music, the kids, and sex with the wife

I'd like to meet:

the Devil, the Spurs, my dog Tuffy, Jessica Alba, Vida Guerra with a bag over her head, Jerry Seinfeld, Steve Carell , Bill Gates, Charles Barkley, porn stars from the Assparade and Onionbooty series, Christian Bale, Einstein, a cool midget, Luigi from the Mario Bros., and all of my friends on MYSPACE!!!!!!on second thought,from Mini-Riojas and yours truly.

Music:

Strapping Young Lad, Darkane, Through the Eyes of the Dead, Lamb of God, DevilDriver, Opeth, Unearth, Fear Factory, Agony Scene, Meshuggah, All That Remains, Cannae, HIMSA, Throwdown, Bleeding Through, Job for a Cowboy, Pantera, A Life Once Lost, Chimara, The Acacia Strain, In Flames, Gojira, As Blood Runs Black, Light this City, God Forbid, The Black Dahlia Murder, Norma Jean, The Taste of Blood, At the Throne of Judgment, Catherine, Born of Osiris, Beneath the Massacre, The Faceless, August Burns Red, Emmure, Suicide Silence, Winds of Plague, Genghis Tron, Funeral Pyre, My Bitter End, Ion Dissonance, Ocean, Psyophus, Veil of Maya, old school rap, old school metal, and 80's music

Movies:

I love movies of all genres, I guess I'll go ahead and name a fewforeign films (City of God, Amores Perros, Devil's Backbone) cheesy 80's films (Just One of the Guys, Night of the Creeps) horrible action films (Commando, Running Man, Blood in Blood Out) Mafia/Gang films (Goodfellas, Casino, Scarface, Godfather) critically acclaimed (American Beauty, Schlinder's List) Judd Apatow films (40 year old Virgin, Knocked Up) bad comedies (Naked Gun, Hot Shots, Airplane, Kentucky Fried Movie)

Television:

Family Guy, Rescue Me, The Sopranos, old school Simpsons, Seinfeld, Fresh Prince of Bel-Air, Saved by the Bell (yeah fuck you!!! I like that show), It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, The Office, Entourage, Freaks and Geeks, Undeclared, Dexter, Six Feet Under, Arrested Development...

Heroes:

And my parents. If anyone fucks with them or has fucked with them, I will deal with you in due time.

My Blog

The smartest vice presidential candidate ever!!!!

I am of course talking about Sarah Palin, the stupid redneck who is the worst thing to happen to John McCain's last bid at becoming president. The more this moronic cunt talks, the more McCain's cha...
Posted by Riojas on Tue, 14 Oct 2008 08:14:00 PST

"when you say teenage, how old are we talking?"

R.Kelly should be getting his ass plugged by guys named Biff and Spike in prison, but like always with stars the judicial system is a joke. ...
Posted by Riojas on Wed, 24 Sep 2008 09:46:00 PST

wow

The presidential debate is horrible right now. Neither candidate is all that good to vote for as they continue to flip flop on their ideals and what they believe needs to change in America. Before the...
Posted by Riojas on Fri, 12 Sep 2008 10:47:00 PST

recent movie reviews

I'm taking a break from reading school and certification material to give some short reviews to some movies I have recently seen.The Dark Knight: 10 out of 10, this was a great flick. No other respons...
Posted by Riojas on Mon, 11 Aug 2008 09:41:00 PST

movies, movies, movies

Movies rock, and I love watching them. I have a list, not in any particular order, of my favorite 50 movies I have ever watched. Some are great flicks, some not so great, but I enjoyed tremendously. I...
Posted by Riojas on Mon, 04 Aug 2008 10:09:00 PST

moving

Moving sucks complete donkey dick. That being said, once it's done that means it's time for an EPIC BBQ!!! Will let those I want to come know about it when the time is right.
Posted by Riojas on Tue, 08 Jul 2008 01:45:00 PST

white people

they are weird ...
Posted by Riojas on Tue, 01 Jul 2008 08:22:00 PST

Damnit

Now that news has come out that Hollywood will be butchering another classic, I just wanted to give you guys a scene from one of the greatest action films to ever be created. ...
Posted by Riojas on Wed, 25 Jun 2008 07:52:00 PST

I has a ghost story

I didn't believe in ghosts until I was 9. I thought it was just stuff adults made up to scare us. I grew up in south Florida and although most of the buildings and houses there are pretty new, there a...
Posted by Riojas on Mon, 23 Jun 2008 09:56:00 PST

worst week ever

Well this past week sucked complete donkey dick. Here's a recap1. I was laid off from my job, and in turn had my company vehicle and company credit card and phone taken away from me. If anyone needs t...
Posted by Riojas on Sat, 31 May 2008 08:22:00 PST