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Stormer Cenobitch

I will reach inside your asshole and pull your cunt out through your rectum

About Me


I've been getting a lot of adds lately and I don't mind but I would really appreciate it if you guys talked to me
    my real name is Daniella
    I really, really wish I could be an illustrator for things such as album covers, logo designs, verotik...
    drawing people pictures is just my way of saying "I love you." that's why most of my artwork is given away instead of sold
    I'm a total ditz, not proud of it, but you should know
    sometimes I manage to sell something and I just take it as a small bonus
    I get a lot of drawing requests from different people so it may take a while for me to get back to you - don't worry I have NOT forgotten
    I can't be kept in temperatures above 80 degrees... I melt
    I have a twisted, sick sense of humor
    I get a tad upset when people say they're jealous of my drawing skills, no one should be... anyone could draw like me if they worked their asses off too
    I dye my hair often
    I'd much rather have people comment my drawings than my pictures because I'm boring.. if you've seen one you've seen 'em all
    I'm extremely empathetic
    I write notes all over the walls in my house and sometimes doodle on it when I'm bored
    I think it's stupid to call urself a "non-conformist" EVERYBODY conforms to something.... goth's conform to themselves!!!
    I stopped bashing emo and scene kids recently.. people should be allowed to do whatever they want... let em fucking do it!
    I play outside during severe thunderstorms
    I like drawing
    I can find beauty in the ugliest things
    I have a pretty big doll collection (still growing)
    if you wanna make me happy you could buy me a dollie
    I think individuality is so hard to find that it might as well be dead
    I like calling my friends and telling them their local weather forcasts
    I believe that the world is a giant meatball
    I want to be a storm chaser some day
    I am COMPLETELY disgusted by the idea of sex
    I don't support Hot topic
    I sometimes work way too hard
    My cat is twice the size of yours
    there is no doubt in my mind that I can either burp louder or as loud as some of the biggest guysmy mom thinks siouxsie sioux was born a man
    I scare a lot of people even though I don't mean to
    I went to a religious school all my life and the only thing I learned from it is that religion is bullshit
    a pelican tried to eat my head when I was 8
    I eat chicken hearts
    I don't do drugs, have casual sex, or drink
    I don't fit in with ANY group of people (it can be a good and bad thing)
    don't be afraid to talk to me because I love making new friends
    my imaginary friend and first crush was beetlejuice
    for a bible project in 10th grade I used the song astro zombies in my presentation and it was the first time I got an A
    I try not to prejudge people
    I try to treat people the way I want to be treated (most of the time)
    I was born on September 11th
Things I like
    Ricky
    bubble baths
    italians
    irish
    russians
    strange artwork
    my blue parasol
    beetlejuice
    Charles Lee Ray
    MIMES
    Marie Antoinette
    rain
    south street
    cold weather
    sleeping all day and staying out all night
    buying junk food at Acme and paying in quarters
    striped leggings
    Sailor Moon
    special effects hair dye
    neon colors
    stormer
    long nails
    drawing for people
    Demonia
    Oxygen (the perfume)
    all shades of blue
    lime
    soaking myself in lemon juice
    rotten.com
    you?
Things I don't like
    people who think they're goth or badass because they wear bondage pants
    that giant fucking highway that most people call "New Jersey"Clowns
    people who think they're cool because they use the number '666'
    Cradle of Filth
    rue morgue
    GARBAGE DISPOSALS!(they fucking terrify me!)
    Slipknot
    people who try to shove their religion down your throat
    people who think that you worship satan because you wear black
    shows that cost over 10 dollars
    people who get offended by EVERYTHING!
    loud and wild little kids
    rude people
    people who think it's cool to do drugs
    bragging
    crying babies that won't shut up
    having my hair or hips touched by anyone
    "emo" music
    AFI
    Mac
    snow and ice
    feet

My Interests



done by HalloweenSora

I'd like to meet:

i want to meet all kinds of little children who i can hug

    these people are my life



    BOOT SEX!


    as you all know I love Crash Bang Boom not just for the stores independance and individuality but for the people in it... it was the first place where people truly made me feel welcome.... and that is why I promote the living FUCK out of it! haha
    it's not him but close enough

    I wuv my mommy

Music:

I really do listen to all kinds of music... I'll give everything a chance ---the Misfits (danzig era), Samhain, Danzig, the cramps, the distillers, nekromantix, the percocettes, sourpuss, the ghouls, horrorpops, L7, blitzkid, 45 grave, siouxsie and the banshees, the cure, the bloodletters, calabrese, minor threat, the adicts, nox arcana, son of sam, the messengers, devotchkas, spice girls, toothless george, calabrese, the pogues, STAB!, GBH, sex pistols, toothless george, leftover crack, TSOL, medicine, emilie simon, courtney love, cheap sex, agent orange, tsunami bomb---

Movies:

death proof, fido, bride of frankenstein, plan 9, amelie, creature from the black lagoon, hellraiser, planet terror, nosferatu, return of the living dead, child's play, dolls, jenifer, puppetmaster, children of the corn, animal house, creepshow, drive-thru, a clockwork orange, the shining, reservoir dogs, the fog, dracula

Television:

ghost hunters, the munsters, the addams family

Books:

1984, a clockwork orange, the exorcist, zombie survival guide, mad kings and queens, houses of horror, a field guide to demons, abarat

Heroes:

my yemenite grandma


    My aunt!



My Blog

artwork blog 1 (black and white)

these are just some simple doodles (most were done during class)...art class shit...eh... others?will be adding more soon.... ...
Posted by Stormer Cenobitch on Sat, 17 Feb 2007 08:06:00 PST