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justin

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

i'm a cold, jaded, selfish, abusive, dysfunctional fuck-up.

My Interests

masturbation, because it's sex with someone i love.

I'd like to meet:

people who can put up with my (i like to call them) idiosyncrasies (others call them disorders) long enough to get to know me.

Music:

+44, the afghan whigs, air miami, alkaline trio, all-american rejects, chet baker, ben folds (5), bjork, frank black, blackpool lights, the boo radleys, mike brady, braid, the breeders, burning airlines, cap'n jazz, the cardinal sin, the carpenters, johnny cash, patsy cline, rosemary clooney, criteria, cursive, death cab for cutie, del the funky homosapien, descendents, dillinger four, dismemberment plan, greg dulli, bob dylan, edsel, kathleen edwards, electric president, esquivel, the flaming lips, the forecast, fugazi, serge gainsbourg, the get up kids, the good life, chantal goya, guided by voices, hey mercedes, the hold steady, burl ives, etta james, jawbox, the jealous sound, jelly roll morton, the jesus and mary chain, lifter puller, lily liver, lilys, limbeck, low, luna, henry mancini, the maple state, the matches, mates of state, matt pond pa, medicine, mercury rev, minus the bear, mirah, modest mouse, moneen, monster movie, mos def, mouse on mars, my bloody valentine, ned's atomic dustbin, neutral milk hotel, okkervil river, pavement, pernice brothers, piebald, pixies, pj harvey, pond, portastatic, portishead, the postal service, poster children, perez prado, louis prima, prince, the promise ring, the rentals, the replacements, rilo kiley, run-d.m.c., the shins, shudder to think, silversun pickups, slowdive, small towns burn a little slower, keely smith, smoking popes, regina spektor, squarepusher, stars, submerge, sugarcubes, sunny day real estate, superchunk, swirlies, swervedriver, tegan and sara, that dog, this is me smiling, this is my suitcase, tilt, the twilight singers, ultimate fakebook, unrest, velocity girl, tom waits, walter wanderly, the weakerthans, wilco, wu-tang clan, jenny owen youngs, zolof the rock and roll destroyer...

Movies:

the 400 blows, adaptation, the adventures of baron munchausen, alien, amateur, angela's ashes, annie hall, barfly, barton fink, being john malkovich, the big lebowski, the big sleep, billy liar, blade runner, blood simple, bottle rocket, breakin', breakin' 2: electric boogaloo, casablanca, chunking express, the city of lost children, confessions of a dangerous mind, down by law, ed wood, edward scissorhands, the element of crime, evil dead trilogy, exotica, fallen angels, far from heaven, fear and loathing in las vegas, fight club, flirting with disaster, get shorty, ghost world, hannah and her sisters, harvey, the hudsucker proxy, husbands and wives, in america, in the soup, jackie brown, the limey, the long goodbye, mystery train, naked, naked lunch, napoleon dynamite, opening night, out of sight, party girl, raising arizona, schizopolis, simple men, stranger than paradise, the sweet hereafter, terms of endearment, touch of evil, twin peaks: fire walk with me...

Television:

alf, aqua teen hunger force, arrested development, the ben stiller show, chapelle's show, curb your enthusiasm, danger mouse, the family guy, freaks and geeks, g.i. joe, inspector gadget, kids in the hall, late night with conan o'brien, macgyver, mr. show, seinfeld, the simpsons, six feet under, transformers, twin peaks, x-files...

Books:

american gods, american tabloid, angela's ashes, the big sleep, breakfast at tiffany's, coraline, the crow road, cuba libre, do androids dream of electric sheep?, factotum, fear and lothing in las vegas, gates of eden, get shorty, getting away with it or: the further adventures of the luckiest bastard you ever saw, ham on rye, hamilton stark, hollywood, invisible monsters, junky, last exit to brooklyn, the long goodbye, l.a. confidential, my life and hard times, neverwhere, out of sight, permanent midnight, requiem for a dream, side effects, the sweet hereafter, the talented mr. ripley, trainspotting, the wasp factory, women, wiseblood.

Heroes:

ball, wrench & sock.

My Blog

splatballz!

the other day i played paintball for the first time ever! it was pretty fucking sick. it was the most manly bachelor party i've ever been to. in fact, it was the only bachelor party i've ever been ...
Posted by justin on Wed, 05 Sep 2007 02:58:00 PST

1st annual weekly movie night!!!

when: friday june 22nd, 10:00pm (or last showing)where: block e in downtown minneapoliswhat: knocked up (the movie)why: because we canwho: you and all your friendsmake sure and tell everyone you know....
Posted by justin on Thu, 21 Jun 2007 12:51:00 PST

stardust

this could be either utterly amazing or quite possibly the greatest upset since the black dahlia. i just don't know, man. i just don't know.http://www.apple.com/trailers/paramount/stardust/medium 1.h...
Posted by justin on Wed, 11 Apr 2007 08:18:00 PST

LIMBECK VIDEO SHOOT UPDATE!!!

WE NEED LIMBECK FANS!!!This Saturday March 24th & Sunday March 25th I am directing 2 music videos for the band LIMBECK. Back to back, just like Grindhouse. It'll be a LIMBECK SHINDIG!!! HOORAY!!!Th...
Posted by justin on Thu, 22 Mar 2007 03:37:00 PST

LIMBECK VIDEO SHOOT!!!

WE NEED LIMBECK FANS!!!This Saturday March 24th & Sunday March 25th I am directing 2 music videos for the band LIMBECK. Back to back, just like Grindhouse. It'll be a LIMBECK SHINDIG!!! HOORAY!!!Th...
Posted by justin on Wed, 21 Mar 2007 12:50:00 PST

karen: the movie

a short film i did a while back will be showing at the oak stret cinema wednesday march 28th @ 7:30pm. you can go here for more info, i think:http://www.mnfilmarts.org/oakstreet/calendar_detail.ph p?i...
Posted by justin on Sat, 17 Mar 2007 01:26:00 PST

new shit has come to light, man.

check this: a little movie i worked on called, "karen" has been selected by a few festivals this year. totally cool. shane nelson, who produced and edited this mother of a movie just sent me a trai...
Posted by justin on Tue, 13 Mar 2007 12:51:00 PST

it's been a while...

just thought i'd say hello to anybody who cares. i am currently in new york recording an album. i have recently given up coffee, a temporary venture i hope. i spend most of the day watching movies,...
Posted by justin on Sun, 18 Feb 2007 05:01:00 PST

sunflower

when they found your bodygiant x's on your eyesand with your half of the ransomyou bought some sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet sunflowersand gave them to the nightunderneath the star of davida hundred year...
Posted by justin on Mon, 22 May 2006 07:28:00 PST

i have nothing to say...

just saying.
Posted by justin on Sun, 14 May 2006 06:10:00 PST