Josh [likes purple. yea purple is good]

About Me

i live in chicago, a few blocks away from wrigley field. i manage bands for a living, which often times means checking their personal emails, finding out their shoe sizes, making sure they get vegetarian meals on flights to japan, uploading mp3s to their myspaces, and occassionally if i'm lucky listening to music - which i typically just make fun of. i know, the excitement simply does not stop. me and my best friend also have a blog where we make fun of movie trailers - i know it's really a travesty that i don't get laid more often with all of the cool things in my life. i've learned through everything in my life, that the only time i'm truly not stressed is when i'm buying grapes at the grocery store and that the sound of ambulances or the thought of taking the trash to the dumpster are two things that may cause me to commit a hate crime. i'm also allergic to penicilin.

My Interests

bacci's, zantac 150, air conditioning, non-loud women, movies, watching people act stupid

I'd like to meet:

cheerleading is a sport.....

Music:

tom petty, motion city soundtrack, leslie, the films, wild sweet orange, priscilla ahn, the fray, mat kearney, bleu, limbeck, the heyday, brooke waggoner, kyle andrews, sing it loud

Movies:

oceans eleven, son in law, with honors, swingers, thank you for smoking, rounders, little giants, super bad, uncle buck

Television:

lost, flipping out, the pickup artist, curb your enthusiasm, entourage, felicity

Books:

"the last mogul: lew wasserman", "ovitz: the inside story of hollywood's most controversial power broker"

Heroes:

larry david, michael ovitz

My Blog

if you get a disease and eat racoons i will shoot you with a big gun

i'm seriously starting to become concerned with my sleep patterns. last night i had a dream that it was album release week for motion city. and a special promotion we were doing was we were flying ove...
Posted by Josh [likes purple. yea purple is good] on Mon, 29 Oct 2007 08:40:00 PST

children suck

i just landed from my flight to new orleans. this is supposed to be a happy weekend, filled with joy for my friends who are getting married, but its off to one fucktastic start. i think that airlines ...
Posted by Josh [likes purple. yea purple is good] on Fri, 19 Oct 2007 03:29:00 PST

my dad the crappy umpire

so earlier this week, my dad became one of the most hated umpires in the history of fountain inn, south carolina. you see, my dad runs the recreation department in my hometown - he has for like 30 yea...
Posted by Josh [likes purple. yea purple is good] on Fri, 19 Oct 2007 10:31:00 PST

gay men like to have skipping contests at elementary schools

so i was walking home today from the train station. we have this elementary school right next to my apartment and i saw something i had never seen before. 20 grown men, all in their mid 20's or early ...
Posted by Josh [likes purple. yea purple is good] on Fri, 05 Oct 2007 10:14:00 PST

dreams of cereal and criminals

so last night i had one of the weirdest dreams ever. here's how it went...so i'm driving my car and pull into the parking lot of a cvs, and then all of a sudden this big burly italian fellow comes to ...
Posted by Josh [likes purple. yea purple is good] on Wed, 19 Sep 2007 09:33:00 PST

wedding with the cains

i tend to go to a lot of weddings lately. most of the time they are boring, stuffy events where you have to dress up all fancy and talk to a bunch of people you don't really like, and you just wait on...
Posted by Josh [likes purple. yea purple is good] on Sun, 09 Sep 2007 03:34:00 PST

death row is the label that pays me

it's 9:28am on labor day. why am i up at 9:28am on labor day. today is a day of rest. today is supposed to be a day to give back to the working man. but instead today is a day where you get a call at ...
Posted by Josh [likes purple. yea purple is good] on Mon, 03 Sep 2007 08:09:00 PST

non-labor weekend

i had never been to a spa before. i always thought facials were for gay dudes or 40 year old women that wear fanny packs. but i am man enough to admit i was wrong. spa's are awesome. this morning i wo...
Posted by Josh [likes purple. yea purple is good] on Sat, 01 Sep 2007 02:46:00 PST

movie trailers that suck

to prove to myself that i am a bigger loser than i give myself credit for some times, me and my friend blake decided this week to start critiquing movie trailers on our very own blog. well we don't re...
Posted by Josh [likes purple. yea purple is good] on Sat, 25 Aug 2007 01:47:00 PST

bachelor party life lessons

this weekend i learned a few things at the bachelor party i threw...1. never let your friend pass out next to fire ants2. if one of the strippers smells like doo doo, make her leave immediately3. two ...
Posted by Josh [likes purple. yea purple is good] on Tue, 21 Aug 2007 07:33:00 PST