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Tommy Walker 3

The Artist is a Twat

About Me

..After a decade of Hard Electro Labour, Tommy is counting his lucky chickens. He and his cohort of ugly silly men, The Human Shield, are all getting rather cocky because they are finally being recognised within the dance establishment as the fucking true originators of all this shit you’re now into. Back when Manchester was dozing in a haze of dreary, white, instrumental hip hop and M-People-esque, ultra-light beats n’ breaks, Tommy and his crew were playing electro live with all of the studio under the name Stud Farm Vs Auto Gull. After about 5 legendary rock concerts and two or three legendary fights Stud-Gull parted company and Human Shield was formed as a secret underground army to liberate Manchester from the clutches of dull pedestrian head nodders and carhardtted twerps with lensless nerd glasses and fashionable wheat beer. Tommy drinks only mild and mixed spirit drink while his colleagues are all on the acetone. Fuck you.SO here we are , another self-penned resu-blurb from the Tee-Three. Here is where I would normally insert details of previous releases and so forth but I can’t really be bothered.This is what you need to know: Tommy has two releases out at the mo. The daring and controversial concept EP on Rottenrow, ‘Batrider’, and the arrogant disco smugness of ‘Sure As’, out now on Dissident. Both of these records are well worth your (probably not so) hard earned cash. Just think of me….I mean Tommy …sitting there in his stinky room, not even being able to afford washing powder and living only on protein shakes made from male cats milk and dirty socks. If you can’t afford a record or don’t have a record player maybe take me out for a drink or invite me round for a meal.

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 7/22/2005
Band Website: humanshield.co.uk
Band Members: Tommy Walker III
Influences: malted milk
Sounds Like: I edited my profile with Thomas Myspace Editor V4.4 (www.strikefile.com/myspace)
Record Label: Human Shield, Rottenrow, Dissident Distribution
Type of Label: Indie

My Blog

CURRENT STATIS OF TORRID WALMER 3

YoJust a little update on whats happening.Me and Mangalore have been toiling away for the best part of a century on the next two Human Shield releases. First up is the massive Kryst by our friends and...
Posted by Tommy Walker 3 on Mon, 18 Feb 2008 04:57:00 PST

my moribund laptop

What am I going to do?? thr cd drive is no longer functioning The little headphone plug on the front is fucked, I've given the MOTU back to Shioab.and I cant afford a new one...its lasted about four y...
Posted by Tommy Walker 3 on Mon, 15 Oct 2007 03:57:00 PST

TURD ROPE

Here's how it is....since July 26th I've written a good albums worth of basic dance crap, and Ive been rotating the tunes on here regularly during that time. this has culminated in the present selecti...
Posted by Tommy Walker 3 on Fri, 07 Sep 2007 04:08:00 PST

5 TUNES IN PLAYER

I can write an albums worth of low quality dance anthems in three daysSKILSS 4 LYFE
Posted by Tommy Walker 3 on Tue, 21 Aug 2007 09:12:00 PST

ALL NEW TANNER

basically., its all new tunes , more shit, deal with it..............hope you like my visio
Posted by Tommy Walker 3 on Sun, 19 Aug 2007 02:30:00 PST

SWEND

here is the regular new song. Its called swend and its a work in progress
Posted by Tommy Walker 3 on Mon, 21 May 2007 03:50:00 PST

Check out this event: Futuresonic Teatime Sessions - Heartbreak live

what a joke it is trying to do an event....is it just me or do you have to inite each friend individually/.//arghhhHosted By: Tommy Walker 3 When: 12 May 2007, 17:30Where: Koffee PotHilton streetMa...
Posted by Tommy Walker 3 on Wed, 09 May 2007 10:32:00 PST

1000

the 1000th friend wins a lasting, meaningful relationshipand the chance to lend me some money
Posted by Tommy Walker 3 on Fri, 20 Apr 2007 12:56:00 PST

PENETRAGEDY

porn spam has the best words in itthis is going to be the name of my first album
Posted by Tommy Walker 3 on Fri, 20 Apr 2007 11:37:00 PST

BIN

Went to dreaddies birthday rock party on friday night (nice one dreaadoh!) played some tunes, met kevin and cerys, got bit of sleep,got up ,got on it again, saw keven and cerys in the decethedral agai...
Posted by Tommy Walker 3 on Sun, 01 Apr 2007 03:56:00 PST